Yes This!!!

Let him starve

2 mandarins for good luck 🍊🍊

Things I have done in my sleep (and therefore involuntary):

Snore

Pee

Drool

Turn 180° (head where feet are supposed to)

Answer my mum

Vomit

Have a nose bleed

And let me tell you, waking up with you face in a pool of half dried blood, is scary.

How did it go?

brb i’m dying my hair blue with crayola markers

I resonate with every single sentence of this on a very deep level

I never felt respected by my father, because he didn't listen. Even though he loves to say "we can just talk about it", doing so feels so useless.

Every time someone (especially kids) sets a boundary I praise them for doing so. I always try to listen when a kid, and engange with what they say. Because I remember when I was a kid, and the things I said didn't really matter, or was easily dismissed.

My youngest cousin is a lot younger than the rest of us, and I can tell she appreciates what I do and the time we spend together.

Because I remember from a very young age (4 or 5) how it felt being the youngest, not having my feelings, boundaries, and words validated. Feeling ignored and unimportant.

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

Mum I'm famous

Just got of the plane. I could not stop looking at what the guy next to me had between his legs. It was amazing. Sometimes his legs were blocking it so I couldn't see it, but I still tried to peek. Even got a picture:

Obviously a little old with the white hairs, but still a very good boy. Got through the entire flight without moving or even making a sound. I really wanted to pet him, but didn't because of my allergies :(

i have a great day until i remember something mildly embarrassing i did twenty years ago and then i freeze on the spot unable to move

MMMMMMMMM

MY PEOPLE

i should be given treats for not screaming loud as fuck when people make Bad Sounds

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN