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I really need someone to make one of those “___ as vines” videos for the Daevabad trilogy

Trying to imagine Basira’s face when she opened his drawer and it’s funnier every time 💀

Finally found a word to accurately describe my mom’s tomato soup lol

this has probably been done before lol

a small helping of TWoK memes

“So if I sat on [the prayer mat], would I be in a state of grace too?”

“No, you would be in a state of some discomfort, for I would beat you with a stick.”

-The Outlaws Scarlett and Browne

Tress of the emerald sea hwfgggg

“hmmm Shallan has been looking kinda bored lately, maybe I should take her to a dark scary street tonight and kill some guys in front of her to spice things up” -Jasnah probably

My personal favorite is “supplemental: I’ve broken into Gertrude’s flat”

Oh also Martin finding the pictures Jon took of Tim’s house 😭

Unhinged Jon will forever be the funniest Jon, man was really out roaming the tunnels and stalking his coworkers like there was no tomorrow

How to start a discussion within the TMA fandom: ask everyone to remember exactly where they were when they heard Michael Distortion’s loud ass death scream for the first time