I've Vandalized My Biology Paper With Forsaken Doodles Some More >:)

hello vro

woah this is actually like so cool

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ok i just saw my second to last post and why was that so emo s m hbsm y smh smh

oohGOOOOOOOOOSSDD MY SILLIES AWEUURRRGHH

ARMY DREAMERS...

i... exist again???

Woah

yes.... yes.... super two time looking two time...

Uhhh throws this at you

Condiments are the best thing omg imagine not liking somethinf because of taste/texture and then BOOM. coat it in this badboy and baadabooey

OR OR OR

It turns it into a whole other dish. Like

[insert meme that I totally have]

An apple slice - "A platypus?" (simple fruit)

With mayo - "Perry the platypus?!!" (fruit salad)

Oh that is a WONDERFUL wonderful idea stranger

a funny thing I've noticed in dialtown is that many of the phones don't have chords. and I'm aware that this is probably just bc of the stock images or photoshopping, but I like the implication that you can just steal the phones from their heads. beautiful.

This is EXACTLY the type of funfact I expected from Sergeant Norm Gaylor Allen. Thankyou.

Funfact: uhm i dont know. YOU provide the funfact for once!!!

Did y’all know that b’cause o’ th’ effects o’ time dilation, if ya had a spacecraft that could accelerate at 1G (9.8 m/s2) indefinitely, ya could cross th’ entire Milky Way in ‘bout TWELVE GODDAMN YEARS, despite travelin’ ‘bout 100,000 light years.

That damn devil child probably ain’t even that old.