Go My Shitty Whiteboard Comic That Was Supposed To Be Based Off My Killer Skill Issue But Uh.

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

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me who is 100000% inlove withh BOTH the new album aND norm. oh ym god i loev thsis os much rpelase pelas epelade

The new “Norman” album

In honour of Will wood’s remade “the new normal” album, and an EXTREME hyperfixation on dialtown

best skin ever have me cost $25555555

wish i had a sword right about now

Dear shower havers,

HOW THE HELL DO YOU ADJUST THE THING TO HE THEBCORRECT TEMPERATURE??? I BE OUT HERE TURNIN THE KNOB THANG TO THE LEFT A LIL THEN 5 SECONDS LATER TO THE RIGHT A BIT

and repeat.

until the shower ends.

is this not the definition of medieval torture?

PLEASE

Theres either scorching burn marks across my back or suddenly im Anna in the Frozen 1 movie

i'm so sorry that i couldn't find you, kid.

Yall ever forget 'basic' words and only remember the fancy ahh version so sometimes when u talk you sound like

hi gaes i just figured out the joys of reblogging yipiiuiu

>:}

Abel i feel like your head would be so easy to yOINK and pick you up like a bunny.

“i feel like if you attempted to pick me up by my head it would fall off..”

“that is NOT an invitation to try.”

"Sup girl, wanna be my gf? /lip bite?"

"No thx, Im taken. :)"

"Ion see no man witchu?"

Proceeds to make out with a mirror.

10/10 hc so silly so silly

Headcanon that Chance knew Elliot before Forsaken.

Elliot was Chance’s favourite delivery man since he got it there really fast, and would even sometimes chat a little bit before rushing off.

And Chance was Elliot’s favourite customer, cause he’d always be grateful for Elliot’s speed and would tip him 50 dollars.