How Civil War Started...

Imagine Tom getting ready to propose

Imagine this happening in real life! But a little smutty afterwards obviously 🙄💍💍

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I died...

Quotes from Thor Ragnarok

Thor: Hold on! Let me come around! I swear I’m not even moving! I feel like we were connecting there!

Loki: I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR THIRTY MINUTES!

Thor: Loki’s alive, can you believe it? He’s up there! LOKI! LOOK WHO IT IS?

(Sees Hulk)

Loki: I need to get off this planet!

Loki: YES! THATS HOW IT FEELS!

Thor: Hulk in a hot tub.

(Hulk gets out)

Thor: OH! That’s naked! Now it’s in my head.

Thor to Hulk: I prefer you more than Banner. He’s like numbers and blah blah blah

Thor to Banner: I prefer you more than Hulk. He’s like URGHHHHH

Loki: Surprise!

(Throws a bottle)

Loki: OW!

Thor: Just checking!

Val: He tried to kill me!

Hulk: same.

Thor: Me too! When I was 8, I saw a snake and Loki knows I love snakes. I picked it up and held it, until Loki transformed back and stabbed me😬

Thor: Its great! It works every time!

Loki: ITS EMBARRASSING!

Imagine Joker hearing that you ran away

Johnny: Mister J! Y/N is not in the penthouse!

Joker: What do you mean SHE’S NOT THERE??

Johnny: There’s a note on the table!

Joker: READ IT!

Johnny: I can’t do this anymore! You’re a selfish piece of shitbag that calls itself a boyfriend. Goodbye Asshole! It also has a winky face emoji with a middle finger!

(Johnny chuckles taking the phone away from his ear)

Joker: Let’s go for a ride Johnny! I’m gonna find that bitch and make her regret running away.

Imagine Sebastian Stan and Mackie have to choose between you and Scarlett Johansson

Interviewer: So I know how you guys fanboy over Scarlett and Y/n about them being the hottest marvel females and how you wanna marry them.

Anthony: How’d you know that?

Sebastian: Mackinators and Winters Children talk too much!

(Anthony and Sebastian chuckle)

Interviewer: So if you had to choose one and kill the other, who would it be?

Anthony: Y/N IS MINE! DIBS ON HER! Forget Scarlett! Who’s that girl?

Sebastian: Okay then I’ll kill Y/n so you don’t get her since you love her so much! But I’ll smash her before I kill her!

Interviewer: I’m gonna tell Y/n that for sure! She’ll love it!

(Gif happens)

Sebastian: Don’t you do that! Please don’t tell her! She’ll poison my food!

Getting texts from Joker before and after running away (Mission gone Wrong!)

(Before running away)

🃏Joker: YOU FUCKING ALMOST MURDERED US!

♥️Y/n: I didn't mean too! I didn't expect Robin to sneak up behind me like that!

🃏Joker: You stupid Bitch! You're a fucking assassin! How the FUCK do you not know when there's a person behind you?

♥️Y/n: Don't Fucking blame this on me J! Your guys are the ones who actually messed this up! How the fuck did they not see someone coming right in front of them? Are they blind?

🃏Joker: WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

♥️Y/n: WHY SHOULD I? I ALWAYS GET CRAP FROM YOU FOR EVERYTHING I DO! IM SO FUCKING DONE WITH YOU AND YOUR SHIT!

🃏Joker: You're just saying this because it's on text! If you have the guts, say these shits in front of my face!

♥️Y/n: FUCK OFF!

🃏Joker: BITCH! BETTER RUN BECAUSE IM CLOSE TO YOU! IF I GET YOU, YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!

♥️Y/n: You fucking broccoli looking face! IM NOT FUCKING STAYING WITH YOU ANYMORE! FUCKING PHYCHO!Can't even kill the bat when he's right in front of you but can act tough when he's gone!

🃏Joker: You know what! Stay at my penthouse! I wanna see you! I'm sorry for putting so much pressure on you and calling you a bitch! It wasn't you, it was my guys who messed up!

♥️Y/n: It's okay! I'll wait for you!

(After running away)

🃏Joker: YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU SAID YOU'RE GONNA WAIT FOR ME! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

♥️Y/n: YOU STUPID IDIOT! You think I'm gonna stay and watch you kill me? That's bullshit! And I thought you were smart enough to catch onto what I was saying.

🃏Joker: Oh you messed with the wrong person doll! I'm not the one ANYONE including YOU should mess with. I will find you and make you pay!

♥️Y/n: Pay for what? For your gas? Fuck that shit I'm outta here! You ain't gonna find me because I'm not even in the same country as you!

(You are in fact in the same STATE as him!)

🃏Joker: Babygirl! You know daddy is sorry for what he did to you! Why don't you come back and play with him! After all, I'm the only one who can please you!

♥️Y/n: Fuck you asshole! Although I hate you, I would still love to Fuck you but looking into the future, it doesn't look like I'm with you anymore!

🃏Joker: I'm gonna find you, and make you mine after punishing you!

♥️Y/n: I'm not fucking Harley to stick around with you after all the abuse! You can't find me! Until then, peace out Joker!

(No hate to Harley Quinn❤️💙)

🃏Joker: See you soon Babygirl!

Imagine disobeying Steve’s orders!

(You’re sitting on the bed, wiping your face with a towel)

Steve: You’re not a hero Y/n. You’re just a civilian who found their way into S.H.I.E.L.D.

Y/n: What the hell is that suppose to mean? Just cause I messed up one mission doesn’t mean the world is ending, Steve. You can’t just do that!

(You stood up in anger, as he watched you. Noticing your chest heaving up and down.)

Steve: I’m the Captain, not you. So take my orders, or get out.

(He threatened with clenched jaws)

Y/n: I’ll take my chances, Rogers. I don’t follow rules, I break them. And if you don’t like that, maybe you should retire because that’s how I'm going to be.

(You threw the towel on the bed and walked by him, slightly stomping your feet)

Steve: We’ll see about that.

Quotes from Thor Ragnarok pt.2

Thor: You must be Hela. I’m Thor Odinson.

Hela: You don’t look like him!

Loki: Prehaps we can come to an arrangement?

Hela: You sound like him.

Loki: I’ve never met this man in my life!

Thor: He’s my brother!

Loki: Adopted.

Thor: YESSS

(Turns to the grand master)

Thor: We know each other! He’s a friend from work!

Thor: What’s wrong with you? You’re making me look bad. I told them we were friends from work!

Banner: (Points to his head) Biggest muscle in the body.

Thor: (analyzes his body) I have big muscles everywhere so we’re good!

Val: This team of yours, has it got a name?

Thor: Yeah,it’s called…the Revengers!

Val: Revengers?

Thor: Yeah because I’m getting revenge, you’re getting revenge and Banner is…?

Banner: I’ll get something!

Thor: (drags Loki) SOMEBODY! PLEASE GET HELP! MY BROTHERS DYING!

(Proceeds to throw Loki)

Thor: HaHa! Works every time!

Loki: You guys look like you’re in desperate need for leadership!

Korg: Thank you!

Loki: Hit her with your lightning!

Thor: I just hit her with the biggest lightning strike in the history of lightnings and she’s still ALIVE!

Thor: HULK! YOU MORON! STOP!

(Hulk gets thrown back)

Thor: You IDIOT! Stop smashing for once!

Hulk: Big monster, Hulk smash.

Imagine being part of the Marvel cast and being liked by these guys!

A/n: gifs aren’t mine!

Tom Hiddleston

Y/n: Hiddles! Wanna hear a quote I made?

Tom: I’d rather no-

Y/n: Okay great! Listen carefully!

Tom: I’m listening!

Y/n: Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than a dinner for two.

Tom: *laughs* I’m impressed!

(He said winking at you)

Y/n: And that’s why we’re still single! *wink*

(You said waving goodbye and walking off)

Tom: (gif happens) Wow!

Sebastian Stan 

(Both of you are reacting to Liza Koshys puns) 

Y/n: Her puns are cringey but funny! 

Sebastian: Oh Yeah? Why don’t you make one than?

Y/n: Is that a challenge Stan? 

Sebastian: Yes indeed Y/L/N!

Y/n: Okay! How do you get holy water?

Sebastian: You boil the hell out of it! Make a new one!

Y/n: You make one!

Sebastian: You know your puns are cheesy, but they make me feel GRATE!

(You fell onto the ground and started dying of laughter! Sebastian tried holding in his laughter but ended up laughing along with you) gif happens

Y/n: You’re so cute! Oh my gosh I can’t!

(You couldn’t stop laughing but you had enough energy to get up)

Sebastian: You’re so annoying, you know that?

(Sebastian said chuckling now. You got up and walked to the door about to leave the trailer still laughing. You turned back to Sebastian)

Y/n: Mission accomplished Soldier!

(With that said you winked at him then stepped out)

Sebastian: (gif happens) What am I gonna do with you?

Chris Evans

Chris: Damn! That ass is flatter than a piece of bread!

Y/n: I can always tell when you’re lying. Your lips move!

Chris: I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.

Y/n: You did not just say that to me!

(You had a serious face but both of you knew it was as a joke)

Chris: You heard me! 

Y/n: You just started war Evans!

(You said in a low voice, crossing your arms over your chest)

Chris: I’m well aware of that! 

(He got up and slowly walked towards you)

Y/n: You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse

Chris: Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.

Y/n: The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait!

Chris: Are you the chicken?

(Chris asked with a smirk on his face)

Y/n: You wish! I can’t fit a big human dick like you up my non-existent chicken ass!

Chris: Right!

Y/n: Admit it Evans! I have an ass!

(Chris nodded his head mockingly)

Chris: Yeah you do!

WHY DO I SEE THIS HAPPENING?😂

(Clint brings Steve to a barn)

Steve: Why are we at a barn, Clint?

Clint: Natasha told me you were looking for a barn.

Steve: BARNES, Clint.

CLINT BARTON IS MY HERO😭😭😂

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