Because “gee” Is An Exclamation Abbreviating “Jesus” I Propose That Every Time Link Yells “hya”

The corruption

when I was a kid I had a small slide in my backyard. unbeknownst to me, a hive of wasps had decided to happily homestead underneath it. so one day I decide that I wanna be a bona fide disney child star. I set up my camera near the top of the slide, perform my audition, and decide to complete my dance routine with a ride down the slide.

dear reader, now that all the stings have long since healed, that video is the single funniest product of my childhood

I keep seeing takes like this and wondering if there’s something deeply strange about me because I listened to his first canon appearance and immediately went. yeah that’s a he/they glitchcore skinny bastard

like I’m sorry he was so terrifying to you guys in canon but it’s utterly incomprehensible to me. like that was just a little guy

Michael Distortion is utterly horrifying in TMA and then every depiction of him looks like an arcade floor threw up on a pile of twinky twigs

Question, do blogs that openly love a specific character enjoy being pm-ed or ask-ed about them and asked questions about said character? Or is it uncomfortable when that happens

this blog is for whatever I say it is. but mostly the magnus archives.

#oh el what have you done - original shitposts, generally

#el echoes - reblogs

#elbox - asks

#artsy el - art tag

I am unreliable at tagging triggers, so if there’s a particularly important one that I ought to remember, let me know.

Getting into the Magnus Archives fandom before you finish the series is wild because they’ve all made a collective decision to pretend the cast loves each other and it’s all just an office drama, supported by copious fanfic and fanart and things. And then you get to the actual content and it’s like,, most of them genuinely hate each other. Not even in a cute way, they genuinely want each other to die

Look at the sky, Martin. Look at the sky.…It’s looking back.

In celebration of spooky season, have this fanart of the Magnus Archives. It took me a month to make, I redrew the sky completely twice, but it's finally done

fanfic mutuals I am pointing at this respectfully

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52255663

heres a. trans!martin blackwood angst fic I think ‼️🤘 ao3 debut follow for bangers

my ADHD ass could never use a leitner properly even if my life depended on it. “read this specific passage to change the—” ok my eyes have already skipped to the bottom of the page. “one or two words is enough to—” and I zoned out and skimmed 2 pages so I’ll see ya later in the hell dimension

Turns out, this meme was made for this man ❤️

I can’t believe how little I’ve drawn him when I probably love Elias as much as Jon!

(100% he gets his Eye pins, cuff links, etc. custom made for the AESTHETIC)