I Got Called Lord To Day That Made Me So Happy Because Someone Actually Used My Right Pronouns For Today

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭

Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

Pros of having ADHD:

Can track prey for hours without losing focus

Special interest: basket weaving

Always fidgeting - banging rocks together and discovers flint-knabbing

Distracted by berries

Stimming by making noises, discovers the sksksk that lures out squirrels

Can't sleep at night, great at guarding the cave while family sleeps

Sensitive senses means discovering and refusing to eat rotten/poisonous food

Sees bird eat nut - impulsively tries it too and discovers that nuts taste good

Cons of having ADHD:

Can't do homework

Impulse buys

Can't use a calendar

Can't sit still in classroom

My bestie is bi and I am pan

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.