Every Time AMCA Makes The Cal Kestis Double Jump Joke I Have To Go Back And Read The Og Post

jason: i think we should get a divorce

steph: what are you doing?

jason: just practicing

steph: why are you already planning your hypothetical divorce?

jason: i don't know. i'm getting old, i think i'm having a mid-life crisis

steph: you don't even have a girlfriend

jason: hypothetically divorce me

steph: okay, then i'm hypothetically taking half your assets

jason: well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup

jason, to duke: it's called a prenup, right?

duke: yeah, it's a prenup, and you DID hypothetically sign one

steph: who the fuck is this guy?

duke: i'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case

steph: well, then, i'm taking the hypothetical kids

steph, to tim: right? we can get those, right?

tim: yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it

jason: who the fuck is this hypothetical fucking idiot? a hella fucking nerd idiot

tim: wow, that is a lot of hypothetical insults. i need to keep these on for continuity because i look like the other lawyer

steph: this is MY hypothetical lawyer, and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other

jason: how could you hypothetically do this to me?!

steph: because you hypothetically are an alcoholic!

An elven blacksmith has struggled for years trying to perfect his craft. He was taught that: “A blacksmith is only worth his weight if his creations last as long as he does.”

that's literally jongdok

best ship dynamic is when they go from "you fool" (derogatory) to "you fool" (desperate)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARRIE FISHER!

🌺

*lighs go out*

*screaming*

Hobie: It’s just the lights, Gwen. Chill.

Gwen: That wasn’t me.

Miles and Pavitr: Sorry

girl C-3P0 is RIGHT THERE

Time Travel Aus live in my head rent free

Give me the Skywalker Twins in TCW.

It’s post RoTJ. Leia and Luke are Jedi training together and boom.

They’re just slapped right in the middle of a battlefield. Surrounded by droids and clones and just dust.

And they’ve got lightsabers so they just fight their way through it, and at the end of the battle they go find the other people with lightsabers, because obviously the best place to be is with other Jedi.

And Ahsoka introduces them to Obi-Wan and Luke almost starts to panic and then-

“And this is General Anakin Skywalker”

And Luke and Leia just-

Your daily dose of cat memes

Could I request mermaid dick and princess Kory

YES, yes you can!

And they all lived happily ever after...♡

until Bruce tried to ruin everything

...he just misses his son 🥲