in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda
An elven blacksmith has struggled for years trying to perfect his craft. He was taught that: “A blacksmith is only worth his weight if his creations last as long as he does.”
Bruce: Today I realised I'm old
Clark: What happened?
Bruce: I fell in the kitchen and instead of laughing, all my kids came running to see if I was ok
Clark:
Bruce: I saw fear in their eyes
hamilton quote in 2023 again? yeah
now animated
tweet reference under the cut, and the curlya pose is of course ref’s off none other but @joetastic2739 <3
dumb sequel to this post bc their ear thingies are my fav
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