“Watch Where The Bird Flies! It Will Lead Us To–”

I need to do this now please

Cute T-Word Scenario

So imagine this. You wrap your arms around someone in a big tight hug. When they hug back, you start to tickle their neck and ears very gently with your fingers. Watch as they just melt and bury their face into your shoulder, all while letting out happy little giggles.

GUYS HELP MY GIRLFRIEND WAS BUSY AND COULDNT LOOK AT HER PHONE AND I MISS HER AND I ENDED UP RAMBLING FOR AN HOUR STRAIGHT BUT REALLY AN HOUR GAY I MEAN JESUS ON A POGO STICK I REALLY RAMBLED AND SHE ACTUALLY SAW IT NOW AND ANDJWBDJWBIGJEKGJEIFBKSJGIDHF

One of our friends (as far as i remember he doesnt know the full extent of just how adorably ticklish she is) got a slice of pizza and knew she’d want a bite so he told me to tickle her to distract her and it worked

She still got a bite tho and i got to hear her giggle so i count that as an absolute win 😁

Especially considering the fact that thats the same day i realized her under arms are ticklish and that she gets incredibly giggly when i squeeze her hips and scribble my fingertips by her under arms

Why in the world?!

I have this friend. gonna call him J. J knows im ticklish. and normally just pokes me, sticking to my sides and back. BUT TODAY! this fuck (/pos) poked my stomach and i fucking squeaked and he says "why do you react when i poke you where youre not ticklish?" AND THEN! BEFORE I EVEN ANSWER! HE GASP AND GOES "aww are you ticklish on your tummy?" AND I STAND THERE! MOUTH SHUT! FLUSTERED OUT OF MY MIND! HAVING TO PRETEND IM TOTALLY NORMAL ABOUT THIS! My friends just casually say tickle and i don't understand!! like my friend, gonna call her L, just casually says "im gonna tickle you" AND IM LIKE PARDON ME?!? ITS A DAILY THING!! EVERYTIME I SEE HER SHE SAYS SOMETHING TO DO WITH TICKLING!! and im just here like im totally normal about this not flustered at all. there's my rant for the day. youre welcome

Shoutout to last year when it was 3am and I was a dramatic bitch lol

Reblogging for reference later totally no reason girlfriend dont worry its totally not (thats a lie) for you

t-word things that will ruin me (and my reputation)

1. telling me i’m cute when i’m blushing

2. one finger trailing down my sole. or my side. or my tummy. or literally anywhere

3. lulling me into a false sense of security by starting with massages, running your fingers through my hair, tummy rubs, etc.

4. POINTING OUT THE FACT THAT I LIKE IT DEAR GOD ITS SO EVIL BUT ITS SO GREAT

5. the frickin finger walking thing

6. keeping your fingers INCHES from my skin and wiggling them without actually touching me

7. whispering in my ear esPECIALLY IF YOU TEASE ME ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO DO OR TALK ABOUT I HOW YOU KNOW I’M ENJOYING IT OH MY GOD I WILL MELT INTO A PUDDLE 

8. growling playfully (especially when nibbling!) 

9. speaking of which, TICKLISH NIBBLES 

10. saying “that sound you made was so cute/ let’s see if we can get you to make that sound again” like I will be so red

11. using the t word as much as possible

12. making me admit something/ say the t word to get you to stop

13. USING YOUR FRICKIN NAILS

14. nuzzly tickles 

15. surprise attacks

16. fingers tracing down my spine

17. teasing me iN PUBLIC LIKE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT I CANT FALL APART IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE 

18. anticipation in any form. literally ANY form

19. picking me up gently to move me to a bed, couch, etc.

20. calling me nicknames ( @takeaguessitsjess keep your mouth shut)

This is almost how ne and my girlfriend sit omg

Perfect position to tickle her in

Odysseus and Penelope !!

This is funny bc normally im the one trying to remind you to do healthy shit lol but girl please do

Polite reminder to stay hydrated

HOW DID YOU FIND ME?!?

I wanna be able to do this with my girlfriend buried under the biggest hoodie imaginable and give her little kisses and tickles and scribbles but nooooooo instead i am forced to lie here alone, on my stomach with my hands tapping the keyboard instead of her sides ;-;

He's been there for hours-

The little sword flicks aiwnsjdndksmxmdmdmdkkskdjfjd

One of my favorite things in Merlin is how you can clearly see Bradley James getting sword fighting training and improving at it as time goes on. Like, season 1, all Arthur sword fights are Duels With Helmets and minimal closeups, and then by the end of the show he's doing these choreographed long takes that look effortless. I just love seeing the progression.

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts