Don’t Worry Guys It’s Normal For Dust Bunnies To Sleep There

IS THAT WHAT IT IS????? I USED TO ALWAYS BREAK DOWN CRYING OVER RANDOM THINGS AS A KID BUT OVER TIME IT SHIFTED TO ME JUST GOING AWAY AND ZONING OUT FOR WAY TOO FUCKING LONG

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A WEIRD LITTLE HABIT????????

Undiagnosed audhd culture is never having meltdowns and only ever having shutdowns when youre alone in your room and wondering why youre so useless and incapable of functioning normally

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It’s not even 7 in the morning but the urge to cook is insane

I'm trying to make a good pot roast in my crockpot, but after I take it out it gets dry. It's on "low" (whatever that means) for 8 hours. I've tried searing it before and still dry. It's submerged in plain water with some herbs and spices for that time. Am I over/undercooking it? It's a cut with low fat %, is that why?

I love you. I think you learned how to make pot roast from someone on Opposite Day, or perhaps April 1st. The only thing you got right is 'low heat for 8 hours'.

Choose a fatty cut of tough meat. Look for lots of fat marbling on a Chuck roast or Shoulder roast. Tough meat has a ton of flavor, and the fat keeps the meat from drying out. The long cook time on low heat, plus acids will make 'tough' meat into a pull-apart, melt-in-your-mouth glory.

Make sure the meat is completely thawed, NOT frozen.

Plain water and nothing else except herbs/spices is.... not what I'd do. A lot of flavor can come into the broth when you add whole carrots (minus the carrot top!) and quartered onions in there. I'm a fan of adding some big chunks of pumpkin or butternut squash and chunks of turnip as well.

I think using red wine for part of the liquid base, and adding a hearty helping of worcestershire sauce will also help the flavor and making the meat 'melty.' The acid and alcohol will draw more, and different flavors from the meat and vegetables that water alone cannot do. Makes it richer.

For my very best pot roast recipe, which had my wedding guests fuckin' clamoring to get the recipe; I cheat. I'm not ashamed of that fact. For the richest, most face-punchingly meaty tasting broth, go to an asian market (or online) and find a mushroom hot pot soup base. It'll be a thick liquid inside a bag, which you then dilute with water. Use THAT as the liquid base (remember to dilute it!), and add your wine and wocestershire sauce to it, along with those herbs & spices. Your whole face will be blown off with flavor. It's the best.

Ok so I know Greek mythology is really old but I’m just gonna accept this as canon now <3

My take (fix) on Aphrodite Ares and Hephaestus complicated love triangle

I swear in every single version of their myth things are real messy- so yeah boom! JUST GET MARRIED YALL ALL THREE OF YOU! Things are platonic with Hepheastus but I like to imagine the other two jokingly make corny flirty jokes at him just to mess with the grumpy forge cat. And once again, honest conversation and polyamory saved the day.

Amazing description omg

if that makes sense? (Makes perfect sense to me)

Nightcrawler art by Paris Alleyne, colors by Matthew Nickerson

Shit man I was expecting a boss fight not a place as empty as that one time my hope in humanity’s future was shattered after seeing a 7th grader walk full confidence into oncoming traffic saying “if they hit me I’ll just sue”

Help this is basically what happened when I realized I fell in love and realized I’m gay as anything

The day Remus Lupin realises he’s in love with his best friend, and as a consequence is gay, he takes out any book he can find that may help explain his feelings.

He finds himself in the pages of the Iliad and the sonnet love declarations of Shakespeare.

Remus usually reads to learn but this time he’s doing it to understand, to feel and to empathise.

His identity grows from books and he yearns for experience, for love and connection - he has time to feel it all.

Why are they both so pretty this is unfair

Did i manage to find another spot that you didn’t know you’re ridiculously ticklish from??????? I thought that you knew you were ticklish everywhere baby

ughhh guess who found out their legs are embarrassingly ticklish? like what?!? im sorry legs?! not just knees and thighs and stuff although those too. like shins and back of knees and calves and ankles. like im sorry what?!

Help he looks so cute andjwnfksnfjdn

HELP I JUST GOT CALLED OUT BY A FUCKING ROCK

My sister is really into like the connection and spiritual side of rocks and crystals and there was this one that looked really cool so she went “here have it happy holidays” and I was like aw ye thanks

And then she explains “ya it’s sodalite, that necklace you wear a lot is sodalite too”

So I was thinking Huh Neat

And then she goes “yea it helps with wisdom according to books, but it’s connected to the throat chakra which means it helps with communication. So the fact you’re drawn to it probably means you need help with communication”

Like godsDAMNIT ITS TRUE BUT SHIT I WAS NOT READY TO BE CALLED TF OUT LIKE THAT