Hmm....

hi isekai slow life tumblr its nowhere close to pride month but i needed to get this idea out there

I prefer to think my inability to shut up makes me charming

CACKLING

I am hunting you down how’s it feel to join me in hell hun

💅

How do I use this ffucking website

Bangs a big metal spoon against a pot

Alright fuckers come eat I made dinner

I saw @ask-the-rag-dolly ‘s post about Ms Influenza and like bunnies or somethin?? Honestly I forgot there’s a very good chance I imagined the post tbh-

Yes I’m posting this at like almost 4 in the morning. The girl kisser thoughts won and I couldn’t sleep shut up and enjoy.

Suggestive outfit under the cut (playboy or bunny girl outfit)

And some other oldish doodles I did

If any colours are off it’s because I started on this before any references were dropped 🤗

Everything else that doesn’t match is because I do what I want including personal interpretation of designs 😋 thaaaankss

You should totally ask me to elaborate on my design interpretation choices even though it’s already pretty obvious why I did what I did twirls hair

YOU ATE!!! YOU SERVED COOKED ATE AND CLEANED

Some human(?) designs I cooked up for some of the Murder Drones characters.

Details on my designs! - I gave the Disassembly Drones some bat features on them like their faces since they are technically vampires. - Uzi's scar is a reference to her wound from the pilot! (it will disappear eventually cuz of her Solver abilities)

neocities guide - why you should build your own html website

do you miss the charm of the 90s/00s web where sites had actual personality instead of the same minimalistic theme? are you feeling drained by social media and the constant corporate monopoly of your data and time? do you want to be excited about the internet again? try neocities!!

what is neocities?

neocities is a free hosting website that lets you build your own html website from scratch, with total creative control. in their own words: "we are tired of living in an online world where people are isolated from each other on boring, generic social networks that don't let us truly express ourselves. it's time we took back our personalities from these sterilized, lifeless, monetized, data mined, monitored addiction machines and let our creativity flourish again."

why should I make my own website?

web3 has been overtaken by capitalism & conformity. websites that once were meant to be fun online social spaces now exist solely to steal your data and sell you things. it sucks!! building a personal site is a great way to express yourself and take control of your online experience.

what would I even put on a website?

the best part about making your own site is that you can do literally whatever the hell you want! focus on a specific subject or make it a wild collection of all your interests. share your art! make a shrine for one of your interests! post a picture of every bird you see when you step outside! make a collection of your favorite blinkies! the world is your oyster !! here are some cool example sites to inspire you: recently updated neocities sites | it can be fun to just look through these and browse people's content! space bar | local interstellar dive bar creature feature | halloween & monsters big gulp supreme peanutbuttaz | personal site dragodiluna linwood | personal site patho grove | personal site

getting started: neocities/html guide

sound interesting? here are some guides to help you get started, especially if you aren't familiar with html/css sadgrl.online webmastery | a fantastic resource for getting started with html & web revival. also has a layout builder that you can use to start with in case starting from scratch is too intimidating web design in 4 minutes | good for learning coding basics w3schools | html tutorials templaterr | demo & html for basic web elements eggramen test pages | css page templates to get started with sadgrl background tiles | bg tiles rivendell background tiles | more free bg tiles

fun stuff to add to your site

want your site to be cool? here's some fun stuff that i've found blinkies-cafe | fantastic blinkie maker! (run by @transbro & @graphics-cafe) gificities | internet archive of 90s/00s web gifs internet bumper stickers | web bumper stickers momg | gif gallery 99 gif shop | 3d gifs 123 guestbook | add a guestbook for people to leave messages cbox | add a live chat box moon phases | track the phases of the moon gifypet | a little clickable page pet adopt a shroom | mushroom page pet tamaNOTchi | virtual pet crossword puzzle | daily crossword imood | track your mood neko | cute cat that chases your mouse pollcode | custom poll maker website hit counter | track how many visitors you have

web revival manifestos & communities

also, there's actually a pretty cool community of people out there who want to bring joy back to the web! melonland project | web project/community celebrating individual & joyful online experiences. Also has an online forum melonland intro to web revival | what is web revival? melonking manifesto | status cafe | share your current status nightfall city | online community onio.cafe | leave a message and enjoy the ambiance sadgrl internet manifesto | yesterweb internet manifesto | sadly defunct, still a great resource reclaiming online social spaces | great manifesto on cultivating your online experience

in conclusion

i want everyone to make a neocities site because it's fun af and i love seeing everyone's weird personal sites that they made outside of the control of capitalism :) say hi to me on neocities

First time ?

My husband just cheated on me IN FRONT OF MY EYES with one of MY FAVORITE FOLLOWERS

INTRODUCTION POST???

Yessm 🫡 I’m actually planning on posting so I figured I’d do this.

Hi I’m Half but you can call me just about anything (respectfully of course)

You are free to send asks, spam like, dm me, send me posts or ping me in posts!

I don’t mind!

I use He/it/she pronouns

(Try to avoid using they for me please!)

And THESE little guys are my mascots and are often (but not always) used to represent me!

Blog rules:

•I will not tolerate any forms of:

•Racism •Sexism •Homophobia

•Slur usage •Bigotry in general

•Do not even CONSIDER interacting with my page if you are:

•Proship •Pedo/map •Zoo

You will be blocked, put on a list and I will pray on your fucking downfall every god damn day you sick fucking freaks.

I have my own tags!

How epic! We love easy navigation!

Here’s my main tags meanings:

Halfa reblog > things I’ve reblogged!

Halfa ask > answering my asks!

Halfa thought > random text posts!

Halfa doodle > little drawings I’ve done!

Halfa art > high effort drawings by me!

Halfs favorites > my favorite posts!

(This includes reblogs as well!)

Pushpin > things that were once pinned

(This includes reblogs as well)

Real shit > Serious topics. Usually reblogs

The fandoms I’m in are also tagged here!

And finally my toyhouse (that’s where my characters live)

SHES REAL SHES REAL AHES REAL SHEA REAL SHES RESL

I would love a gangle plushie i would literally explode and die happy

Show accurate Gangle Plushie!

She's 1 meter tall, fully poseable, comes with a removable comedy mask, and doesn't need any central body support to keep her shape.

And she's still nice and soft!

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