Shane Fucking Madej Did It Again And Made Me Cry Over A Puppet Show Cant Believe This, Good Defenestration

HAPPY YAOI DAY

NO ONE TOLD ME .

we got the radio interruption announcement

golden rule reprise from twisted goes UNNECCESSARILY hard ngl

I fucking guarantee that the Metatron set Azi and Crowley up to cause that breakup. He knew exactly how Crowley would react to Aziraphale’s offer.

The Metatron and Crowley know each other. Crowley is the only one in a room full of high ranking angels that recognized him. And the Metatron even fucking called him out on it. “What about you, demon? Do you know me?” And Crowley’s casual answer speaks VOLUMES. “Last time I saw you, you were a big, floating giant head, man.”

Side note: Throne or Dominion or above. Fucking yikes, Crowley. My bet was on him being a Virtue, but apparently he’s even higher than that, especially with the mention of him knowing the Metatron personally. He’s not a seraphim, that just doesn’t fit his personality at all. Probably a Throne. Also note that the GO hierarchy of angels is already kinda fucked so who even knows how this works. Oh well.

Anyway, fuck the Metatron. I know people are mad at Azi and they’re not wrong to be mad, but the Metatron is a fucking puppeteer. He knew exactly how to make Azi go along with his plan.

I recorded this on my porch at 4am

fuck it, team red alignment meme because i’m bored

Everyone pick up your government-assigned fursona, grab your two colors then combine it with this random animal picker. Tell us what you get and no rerolls, I don't make the rules.

those pesky aliens!!!

I need you to understand. I need you to understand.

My angst loving heart adores this. This ending is feeding me. I am drinking my angst juice. But also if there is no Good Omens 3 it will be my villain origin story. I will KILL Jeff Bezos personally. It’s so good, it’s so juicy, it is RIGHT up my ally but oh my GOD

I need this to get a season 3. I need everyone you’ve ever looked at to watch this. I need Amazon to make a season 3 yesterday. My heart is soaring and broken all at once.

Anyways. Season 2 is really good. But also I need Neil to turn on his location I just wanna talk 🔪

I can already tell that the whole vibe of mystery files is just going to be this…