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Fell down a wikipedia hole briefly last night and...

ended up reading about the historical figure of Timur (the namesake for the Iron Lord) and this came up:

It is alleged that Timur's tomb was inscribed with the words, "When I rise from the dead, the world shall tremble". It is also said that when Gerasimov exhumed the body, an additional inscription inside the casket was found, which read, "Whomsoever [sic] opens my tomb shall unleash an invader more terrible than I."

And wow, knowing about Iron Lord Timur and his obsession with SIVA which led to it being released, and him being, y'know a Guardian literally rised from the dead...

*applauds* Well played Bungie. Even if it is a coincidence it's a pretty cool one XD

This may sound weird but I love the way you draw Osiris' nose, it's so nice to see big noses being portrayed in artworks, I hope Felwinter gently boops him

THANK YOU 💙

You've left me no choice

The only thing running through my head fr.

Lanternfam tiktok chaos:

Everyone in the house but especially Keli has been pavloved into getting tired whenever someone announces "night time sleepy socks". (It's either Simon or Hal who started it, I can't decide.)

leading to:

Jess, filming: night time sleepy socks!

Kyle, yawning so wide it breaks his face:

Simon, getting up to the bathroom to brush his teeth before bed:

Hal, Jo, and John, ex-military: *already asleep*

Guy: JESSICA IT IS FOUR IN THE AFTERNOON

oh i love this but i'd like to let you know that this came so completely out of left field that i sat and laughed at it for five minutes straight.

okay, so it totally originated as a Thing on like longer space missions. especially because most planets don't have the same rotational speed as earth so there's no consistent day-night cycle they can follow. the rest of them are complete messes of adults but keli has hope of living a semi-normal life (probably maybe possibly hopefully). hence, the set bedtimes and someone (as you said, most likely either simon or hal) saying 'night time sleepy socks' (where is that even FROM).

but again, they're all messes and sleep deprivation is a bitch. jet lag from space has to suck an inordinate amount so they start taking that phrase as a signal to wind down as well. a couple of weeks pass and boom. pavlov'd successfully.

no one realises this for another couple of weeks either. when guy says it as a joke, they turn and watch simon and jess yawn in perfect unison. hal's already conked the hell out. no one is horrified about this revelation until jess finally does it in a video.

the caption reveals so little. jess just mentions they've all been pavlov'd in the weirdest possible way and she says it, all chirpy like she would to keli. "Night time, sleepy socks!" the results are immediate and incredibly satisfactory.

kyle yawns a yawn that splits his entire face in two. it's like watching a snake eat but worse because somehow. he immediately flops over to pass out on the nearest thing.

simon gets up and when jess asks where he's going, he says he has to brush his teeth before bed. he's responsible like that. let me make it clear that the sun hasn't set yet. it's still bright outside. there is sunshine coming in through the windows. the blinds are up. and simon is going to brush his teeth before bed.

hal, jo and john being asleep immediately because they're ex-military is so fucking funny. they don't even think about it. jo's phone slips from her fingers, john tucks his head into his arms and hal collapses into an armchair and starts snoring. literal sleeper agents.

guy? guy is visibly fighting a yawn and the sudden and violent urge to throw jess out of the window. how the hell is he supposed to watch the goddamn game when he wants to fall asleep on the spot. he was supposed to cook today. what kind of role model would he be if he fell asleep over the stove.

this video only cements how fucking weird these people are. the viewers get no answers. jess has successfully become an internet cryptid. all is right in the world.

(Based on a conversation we had recently on Twitter)

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Bonus:

I love scrolling through the back catalog of art on here. Nothing can make a bad day better than a trio of handsome (hot) warlocks. Holding out hope that we may get graced with more of everyone favorite gremlin of the trio, Timur.

Thank you! 💙 Also sure, dug up some Timurs for you:

( Why gremlin tho, I think he's quite elegant! ( ´•ᴗ•ก) )

Fit: [Reading chat] "FitMC, you are literally queerbaiting us." [Laughs]

Fit: No, p– I always– I always found it humorous when there– I mean, there'd be a couple detractors here and there, during like, the height of Hideduo, there were people that were like "Oh this is- this is queerbaiting." And I'm just like "But- but they're canonically homosexual."

Fit: It's not like we're pulling a Disney where it's like "Oh, we're gonna allude to these characters maybe being gay, but we're never gonna act on it!" Like– No, they were gay. [Laughs] q!Fit and q!Pac were very much in love, very much in love. And they showed it, both emotionally and occasionally physically, but... You know, and people gotta remember that.

THANK YOU THIS WAS SUCH A FUN READ TO WAKE UP TO IN THE MORNING

7, O14 from the ask game, i just think it would hilarious having those two in the cereal isle at 2am

7. The cereal aisle at 2am O14

From the ask game here

Thank you to the kind people in the Destiny 2 discord I am part of for helping me come up with Guardian themed cereals. Ya'll are the best.

Osiris shuffled beside Saint staring at the list he had written. His other hand was firmly in his partner's and occasionally Saint would tug a little to help him avoid running face first into a display.

"We got the milk and butter. We got eggs. The Young Wolf said they need cereal too." He said finally looking up at Saint with tired brown eyes. It was really too late, or too early, to be shopping but they had both had nightmares and the little 24 hour market wasn't far from their shared home.

So Saint slipped on the violet bunny slippers that had been a gift from their favorite Guardian and Osiris wrapped up in a red house robe and they dragged themselves out to do the shopping.

Turning down the cereal aisle the pair of them froze, Osiris' eyes widening.

"Have there always been... This many?" He asked and Saint snorted.

"I would not know. I am Exo. I only ever come here to get food for you. Or tea." He pointed out shifting the basket he was holding with the food they already picked out in it further down his arm so he could reach for a box without letting go of Osiris' hand.

"Warlock Wheaties? It says there are marshmallow nova bombs that will turn the milk purple-" Saint started but Osiris cut him off.

"No."

"What do you mean no, I did not even-" he started again but Osiris snatched the box to put it back on the shelf.

"You said it yourself Saint, you don't need to eat. We are not getting these just because they turn the milk purple. I think the Young Wolf wanted the- Is... Is that supposed to be me?" Osiris interrupted himself to grab a different box while Saint started to laugh delightedly.

On the box was a cartoon caricature of a egyptian themed warlock with flaming wings hovering over a bowl of cereal with triangular pieces. The box announced itself as Orbs Of Power: Super Solar and claimed to be a peanut butter protein cereal with little marshmallow ghosts that looked an awful lot like Sagira's shell shape.

"I want to eat the marshmallow Sagiras. I do not need to but when she sasses me it will make me feel powerful," Saint said immediately grabbing a box to add to their basket.

"They have scornflakes, ha! Oh look here is arcberry flavored one with a little Zavala. Do you think they have a little me?" Saint said starting to look through the boxes of normal raisin bran and for more themed boxes.

Unfortunately there were no Saint-14 themed cereals to be found leading to Osiris having to comfort his pouting titan partner as he tried to drag him away toward the checkout.

"I'll talk to Ikora. I'm certain we can do a... A fundraiser or something and make a cereal with a little you on it Saint. The people love you. Call them Titan-O's or something else equally ridiculous." He promised.

It took a lot of work and Osiris threatening many people but months later a new box of cereal was put out with A tiny Saint-14 on the box holding hands with the tiny Osiris in front of a bowl of rainbow fruit cereal for the new Prismatic Power puffs.

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

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