Ive Been Contacted By Angels And Been Told That A Very Pleasant Summer Is Ahead And A Very Pleasant Fall

today i found another pair of my absolute holy grail jeans that i had in high school approximately 6 years ago that i wore until i had ripped and patched the crotch and ass three times and literally could not get them on anymore in exactly one size bigger while i was thrifting.

reblog for good luck at your local thrift store

Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980's. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay

comics that give Emotions

bart simpson and chris griffin go to couples therapy

kermit internalised homophobia

neo and morpheus go clubbing

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

Yesterday night a lady came through our drive through and was like “the way the planets are aligning and the fact that we’re getting a blood moon has me worried. I sense severe werewolf activities on the horizon. You better walk your coworker to her car tonight after you’ve closed” and I didn’t even know what to say I was just like “yes ma’am”

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Master of Alchemy

the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone