No Wonder Marika Smashed The Elden Ring If She’s Got This Much Family Trauma.

No wonder Marika smashed the Elden Ring if she’s got this much family trauma.

This Ancient Er Meme Is One Of The Pillars Of My Sanity. Saw It In Twi Timeline Again, Decided That You

this ancient er meme is one of the pillars of my sanity. saw it in twi timeline again, decided that you must see it too

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gretchlovesmatcha
1 year ago
autobio comic about eunnie, colored in black, white, and various shades of light pink. page 1: sometime in 2020. eunnie lies in bed with a blank look, staring off into space. the wall beside her bed is decorated with posters, featuring art of women kissing, sensual close-ups of women, and artistic portrayals of women in the nude. "i think i might be a lesbian," eunnie says out loud, her expression unchanged.
page 2: POOF! an angel and devil appear over eunnie. they are both cute girls. "well, that would explain some things!" the angel remarks, putting a hand on her chin in thought. some examples of these things appear next to her in a list: eunnie's discomfort with her first (and only boyfriend), her desire to attract women, and her passion for sapphic art.
page 3: "i mean that doesn't necessarily make her a lesbian," the devil points out, looking unconvinced. "i guess, but we know who we're talking about here... it kinda adds up," the angel says, trying to reason with her. "also wasn't her first kiss with a girl?" "UM," the devil says loudly. she jabs a finger towards her, looking incredibly indignant. "THAT WAS A DARE!"
page 4: the angel stares at her with the most unimpressed, deadpan expression before folding her hands in her lap. "ok so we're not listening to her," she begins. "wait she might have a point," eunnie interrupts suddenly, sitting up in bed. she has a comically serious look on her face, like the devil has made the most important, eye-opening argument of all time.

the circus was in town that day 🤡

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gretchlovesmatcha
1 year ago

An Update

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1 year ago

UGH 😩 💦

Seabass 🎸

seabass 🎸

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11 months ago
Chill

Chill

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Art By @giganticbuddha
Art By @giganticbuddha

art by @giganticbuddha

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1 year ago
gretchlovesmatcha - The Matcha Fairy
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8 months ago

I love jasko and i entered the sweepstakes cuz y not baby 😊

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gretchlovesmatcha
1 year ago
“Behind Every Exquisite Thing That Existed, There Was Something Tragic.”
“Behind Every Exquisite Thing That Existed, There Was Something Tragic.”
“Behind Every Exquisite Thing That Existed, There Was Something Tragic.”
“Behind Every Exquisite Thing That Existed, There Was Something Tragic.”
“Behind Every Exquisite Thing That Existed, There Was Something Tragic.”
“Behind Every Exquisite Thing That Existed, There Was Something Tragic.”
“Behind Every Exquisite Thing That Existed, There Was Something Tragic.”
“Behind Every Exquisite Thing That Existed, There Was Something Tragic.”

“Behind every exquisite thing that existed, there was something tragic.”

- Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

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gretchlovesmatcha
1 year ago

Giving winter sweaters and mini marshmallow vibes

Peace Treaty In Tilsit - Submitted By Etsu-silly

Peace Treaty In Tilsit - Submitted by etsu-silly

#9E5773 #B57D97 #D4C3E9 #B4A8F0 #9270FF

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gretchlovesmatcha
1 year ago

Big red flag Alex my guy

Screenshot from Stardew Valley, the player is speaking with Alex. Alex's dialog reads: "Hey, thanks. Eggs are great for bulking up."

I love that they added these new bits of dialog about how much he likes eggs—

Screenshot from Stardew Valley, the player is speaking with Alex. Alex's dialog reads: "*crack*... *sluuurp*... Mmmm. Now that's what I call a snack."

I'M SORRY????

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