Gonna Check If A Username Is Available Real Quick I Just Might Go Back To Hoarding Urls

My emotional attachment to fictional men that kill people is insane.

Me in the Psyche Ward doing my arts and crafts to get out early

the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

Can you imagine dying, going to heaven, and instead of a god it’s just Jack manifold. And you say “actually I’ll go to hell then” and you do. And it’s just Jack manifold again.

Okay

girls r like "but he's my comfort character" and then it's literally the most emotionally traumatized man you have ever seen ever

when ur friend says a speech pattern that u also use