Chat, in all seriousness, do you think Kai Parker would vape???
Because I fear he would pick it up to try, at least once, to see what all the fuss is about. But knowing him as he is, faults and all, I know he'd stick with it. Part of me thinks he would do so because of how he has been set up to function, fixating on things that ease his anxiety, but then, another part of me knows he would stick too it because of how douche it would make him look. Just imagine the side eyes DAMON would be giving him.
Just imagine you're studying in your room, he's on your bed, and then suddenly the room fills with lemon-strawberry-scented sweetness. You turn to look at him to ask, quite naturally: 'What the fuck?' and you just catch him staring contemplatively at the ceiling, vape in mouth, as he looks as if he's trying to figure out the mystery that is life (what he wants to eat for lunch).
oh sweet xavier. getting the good ol’ steve harrington treatment. worst most hatable character ever to loveable pathetic loser in a matter of episodes
the safest space bc dido
Chat, is this a safe space to confess that I want Kai Parker to push me through dry wall?
FRRRR
No spoilers but I just watched ep 1 and holy shit nothing could have prepared me for that. What the actual fuck just happened I'm boutta crash out.
Charley: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand bucks?
Rhonda: I would slap Wally for free.
Wally, tearing up: I’m your best friend??
it’s yellowjackets month!…… it’s yellowjackets month……
i think they shouldve taken me on a polar expedition not because i would be useful or especially resilient but because my preexisting mental health conditions would have made me an interesting wildcard
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Not sure when I decided this would become a proto-Kai Parker blog, but it's happening
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