Red Trunks Best Trunks

as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember

I think getting vampire fangs should be considered a gender affirming procedure

my FRAUDULENT psychiatrist keeps trying to misdiagnose my yandere swag as "severe borderline personality disorder"

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

Horribly abusing the "save me" format it's just applicable to everything