"kai is the shortest ninja!" "no, jay is!"
have y'all ever considered they are the exact same height? and are constantly arguing who's taller because 1) shoes affect your height and 2) kai's hair?
dunno about y'all but this is what i'll be believing for now on
Thinkin about my sleepy ninjago hc post and ive decided actually wu and garmadon ALSO subconsciously make nests bc they’re part dragon. Wu’s better at making himself seem more human so his nests aren’t as obvious but they are there
Garmadon kinda. Stopped giving a fuck about how human he seemed as his corruption got worse, so his bed was more nest then mattress (misako just went with it bc she love her hubby 🥰 and woo nest cuddles are even more cozy)
Wait omg little wu and garmadon making pillow fort nest combos together (lloyd making one too when he moves into the bounty and wu gets all sentimental and everyone’s like ???? But he’s like 🥰)
I was thinking about how Sora, Arin and Wyfy are fellow new ninja, which means they interact with each other a lot more off-screen. So I was wondering what their trio name is. But like I couldn't seem to find any. So this is my proposal.
So I was thinkin about the land of the lost and how geos been their his whole life from what I under stand and wondered like. Hey what are the rules for becoming “lost”?
Don’t have an answer but I have an au. lost!lloyd is gonna be my new obsession i think. Here’s the first spiel of it ^^ please let me know what you think! I will be attempting to draw lost!lloyd soon
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Lloyd wasn’t sure how long ago he’d left darklys (totally because they weren’t good enough for HIM) a year? Two maybe?
He’d been alone for long enough it hurt.
He missed Brad.
He missed mom.
He missed.. dad.
Neither of them ever picked him up. Neither of them ever showed.
Lloyd did what he could to make it through each day but. Wondering around on your own left you hungry.. and. Lost..
The young garmadon had no CLUE where he was. Or where to go.
So he wondered the land of ninjago in search of food and shelter.
“This is so stupid” he huffed, “that stupid school wouldn’t know evil if it hit them in the face!” His face scrunched into a scowl, he drew his leg back, attempting to kick up a patch of sand, landing square on his back instead with a resounding ‘oomf’
“AGH!” He shouted in frustration “can’t even kick SAND right. Gene was right.. maybe I am better off lost..” his red eyes welled up with tears, he shoved his sandy palms to his face, trying to stop himself from crying
And then
He began to sink
His heart stopped as he realized it wasn’t his imagination
His tears turned from despair to fear as he desperately tried to scramble away as the earth tried to swallow him whole “HELP!! SOMEBODY”
He screamed at the top of his little lungs, trying to grab onto something, ANYTHING to avoid getting sucked in but it didn’t matter.
His hand slipped from the sand as he screamed. Sure he would die. The earth around him became so.. warm. Comforting almost. Then hot. Scolding. Unbearable before-
PHWOOSH
The lord terror in training shot right out of the earth in a firey geyser. His screaming followed by the thud of his tiny body smacking into sandstone
Lloyd groaned, sitting himself up as shook the sand out of his hair and he blinked the sun out of his eyes
“Where the hell AM i..?” He frowned, taking in his surroundings. Piles of junk cascaded nearly every inch of the place. He was lucky he didn’t skewered.. “is. Is anyone here..?” He asked meekly to the garbage heeps
Something clattered nearby
“Hello?” The frail boy asked, trying to push himself to his feet only to be met with pain in his ankle. He seethed from the white hot fury of putting any weight on it “h-hey-! I need help!! If some one’s there you should. Uh. You should come out already!!”
This time Lloyd’s cries were met. A purple faced teen with teeth the size of Lloyd’s wrist poked their head out. “Are you.. hurt?” They tilted their head to the side. Trying to get a look at the boy from a safe spot.
“Obviously!!” Lloyd rolled his eyes “I just fell like a bazillion feet!!”
The teen chuckled, making their way over to young new comer “the geysers don’t get quite that high,”
Lloyd tensed. “Well it sure felt that high… where even is this place?”
“This. Is the land of the lost.” The purple one explained, kneeling by Lloyd and checking on his ankle before grabbing pieces of scrap metal to act as a splint “and I’m geo.”
“Red flags” by tom cardy but it’s Kai and drix
Kai: what’s your faviort movie?
Drix trying to flirt: human centipede ;)))
Kai: D:
Drix: [shoveling flowers in his mouth]
Lost and found, arc 1: buried treasure
Part 1: new arrival
(next) (masterpost)
Lloyd wasn’t sure how long ago he’d left darklys (totally because they weren’t good enough for HIM) a year? Two maybe?
It didn’t really matter.
He’d been alone for long enough it hurt.
He missed Brad.
He missed mom.
He missed.. dad.
Neither of them ever picked him up. Neither of them ever showed.
Lloyd did what he could to make it through each day but. Wondering around on your own left you hungry.. and. Lost..
The young garmadon had no CLUE where he was. Or where to go.
So, he did the only thing he could, he wondered the land of ninjago in search of food and shelter.
“This is so stupid” he huffed, he’d grown accustomed to talking to the wind
“that stupid school wouldn’t know evil if it hit them in the face!” His face scrunched into a scowl, he drew his leg back, attempting to kick up a patch of sand, landing square on his back instead with a resounding ‘oomf’
“AGH!” He shouted in frustration “can’t even kick SAND right. Gene was right.. maybe I am better off lost..” his red eyes welled up with tears, he shoved his sandy palms to his face, trying to stop himself from crying, failing miserably as he had everything else in his young life
He sniffled as the wind blew sand over and around him. He felt as if he could just stay right there and let the earth swallow him up like a peice of gum
His heart stopped as the realization hit him, the earth was swallowing him.
He was sinking.
it wasn’t his imagination
His tears turned from despair to fear as he desperately tried to scramble away as the earth tried to swallow him whole “HELP!! SOMEBODY”
He screamed at the top of his little lungs, trying to grab onto something, ANYTHING to avoid getting sucked in but it didn’t matter.
His hand slipped from the sand as he screamed. Sure he would die. The earth around him became so.. warm. Comforting almost. Then hot. Scolding. Unbearable before-
PHWOOSH
The lord terror in training shot right out of the earth in a firey geyser. His screaming followed by the thud of his tiny body smacking into sandstone and a snap
Lloyd yelped,pushing himself to a sitting position, wincing as shook the sand out of his hair and he blinked the sun out of his eyes
“Where the hell AM i..?” He frowned, taking in his surroundings. Piles of junk cascaded nearly every inch of the place. He was lucky he didn’t skewered.. “is. Is anyone here..?” He asked meekly to the garbage heeps
Something clattered nearby
“Hello?” The frail boy asked, trying to push himself to his feet only to be met with pain in his ankle. He seethed from the white hot fury of putting any weight on it “h-hey-! I need help!! If some one’s there you should. Uh. You should come out already!!”
This time Lloyd’s cries were met. A purple faced teen with teeth the size of Lloyd’s wrist poked their head out. “Are you.. hurt?” They tilted their head to the side. Trying to get a look at the boy from a safe spot.
“Obviously!!” Lloyd rolled his eyes “I just fell like a bazillion feet!!”
The teen chuckled, making their way over to young new comer “the geysers don’t get quite that high,”
Lloyd tensed. “Well it sure felt that high… where even is this place?”
“This. Is the land of the lost.” The purple one explained, kneeling by Lloyd and checking on his ankle before grabbing pieces of scrap metal “I’m geo.”
“land of the lost? Am I supposed to know what that is?”
“No, probably not. It’s just a place where everything that gets, well, lost, ends up.” Geo shrugged, setting the prices of metal on either side of the frail child’s ankle, hovering his hand over it. It glowed as the peices fused together.
“Woah.. how did you do that?!” Lloyd gasped
“I donno. I’ve just. Always been able to?”
“That’s so cool..! Can you teach me?”
“Uh. I can try to? but first What was your name?”
“Oh uh,” the smaller boy hesitated “Lloyd. Lloyd garmadon.
“Well Lloyd,” geo offered his hand, pulling his new friend to his feet and acting as a crutch for him “I say we worry about that ankle first, and then we talk about cool powers, ok?”
“yeah. Ok.” Lloyd smiled for what felt like the first time in ages.
And suddenly, he didn’t feel so lost anymore.
OK so elemental masters have to be present to pass down their power right? So do you think that Ray and Maya passed down their powers as they were being kidnapped so that wouldn’t be left alone with nothing to defend themselves with? cause I’ll be thinking about that.
Dragons rising spoilers
HEY I JUST REALIZED JAY AND NYA BOTH LANDED IN THE REALM OF MADNESS AFTER THE MERGE 😭😭 god nyas gonna beat herself up for not getting to him first
Wait that’s so cute tho
Petition for the Pixane ship name to be changed to Icemachine-
*gets dragged back to the lab*
Update here’s some highlights from her reactions:
“Does garmadon have dementia?”
“Oh he just wants a women who can step on him got it”
Garmadon cries fire “are we sure he isn’t kais dad”
Garmadon being confused at eu talking to the camera “wu’s just on drugs”
Showing the Lego ninjago movie to my friend ^^