Ninjago Headcanons! (Spoiler Free) Cafe Orders Edition!

Do you think the fsm made a version of it for Wu nd garmadon and he passed the recipe down to them. So even though it definitely does not taste the same due to generational and regional changes it sorta reminds him of home?

It makes me so happy that not only does Lloyd Eat the Dragonian soup, but he also ENJOYS it. It's so endlessly Boring how other foods from other lands or species are looked at as Gross or Weird, it just improves the story to me if these characters can actually Engage with other cultures more.

What do you mean there’s gonna be another one

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES GONNA BE ANOTHER ONE

DRAGONS ROSING SEASON 3 SPOILERS

Just finished it. Morro got eated :(

So Zane Julien has flawless cheekbones right? He could cut butter with them things right?

You can't look at his robot design and tell me his human masking doesn't have beautiful and defined cheekbones

Lost and found, arc 1: buried treasure

Part 3: comic relief

(Previous---Next) (Masterpost)

“Find anything yet?” Geo called from the rookery doorway, watching as Lloyd dug through the most recent pile of lost items, sometimes people lost some really cool shit, and it’s not like they could just let it sit there and rot! That would just be wasteful. So they took what they could find and did what they could with it.

Geo had taken to using his fusion power to create sculptures that Lloyd… didn’t get.

“No, not yet” Lloyd sighed

He HAD adjusted to life in the lost pretty quickly. He’d been there for about two years now, and it turned out, living in the land of the lost wasn’t actually that much different from his life on the streets of ninjago . Only this way he didn’t have to worry nearly as much. Geo had a garden so they had plenty of food, they never had to worry about money. they’d made Lloyd a lair (no geo it’s not JUST his room. All decent villains had an evil lair) and that had been pretty fun.

He’d even found a toy bow, it was pretty fun to knock cans off of stuff. He was getting pretty good at it too! He’d be a master archer in no time.

But., if he was being honest. There were things he’d missed, like traveling all over! No rules and no destination, just him and the road. And it was. Kind of lonely. Ninjago was filled with so many people.. sure there was geo but..there's only so many times he can prank the same person with the same thing before it gets boring. He wished he could still go to the arcade, or win cool merch by nerding out at doomsday comix. But things were still good here. He had plenty of time to plot his takeover of ninjago! Especially considering he… couldn’t leave. Leaving was the first step to taking over.

A geyser sputtered, Lloyd snapped from his schemes of world domination and home sickness (could you be sick for a home you didn’t have?) as his head whipped around to try and figure out where it would be (and hoping it wasn’t under him) before the ground bursted open in a flurry of paper and plastic, a slim volume landed at Lloyd’s feet “no WAY!!” He exclaimed with a grin, picking up the comic (still in its plastic sleeve) “FRITZ DONAGAN!!”

“Fritz what-a-gone?” Geo asked, tilting his head as he came over

“Fritz donagon!! He’s this EPIC explorer that’s like mega cool! He’s been to space and all over the world!! There was even an issue where he explored the depths of the sea using this special scuba diving suit that let him breath underwater!!” Lloyd explained, his grin widening as he flipped wildly though the pages “woah- this issue it’s. This is one of the orginal runs!! It’s like- IMPOSSIBLE to find!! Oh man whoever lost this is gonna FREAK when they realize it’s gone” he snickered, not caring about the potentially distraught owner who had no knowledge of the relocation of their precious trove.

Geo frowned as he looked at the pile of comics and toys. “What about the rest of these..?”

“Hm..” Lloyd hummed, shutting his comic and examining the pile “it’s mostly collectors stuff.. I guess someone’s mom cleared out the attic or something..?” His mind wondered to Rufus, the owner of doomsday comix. It had been a shelter for Lloyd before he got lost. A safe, warm place he could hang out for hours. Rufus had always prided himself on his collection.. some of this looked like his stuff. But. It couldn’t be. He’d never just abandon his stuff like that.. not stuff like this at least.

Everything was in mint condition. Definitely from a collector.. just. Couldn’t have been Rufus. The only way Rufus would’ve lost this stuff was if.. if something really bad happened. Lloyd’s smile faltered.

He shook the thought from his head, Rufus would be fine. He WAS fine. He had to be. “I’m. Going to gather these up. See if I can put the comics in order! You can read em when I’m done, if you want” he smiled at geo who just. Blinked.

“Im.. not sure I’d enjoy them.” The purple teen rubbed his neck

“Oh come on at least give them a chance!!” Lloyd insisted “look this one’s really good I swear!! It’s like, my favorite issue ever” he held up another comic

Geo sighed as his ears flicked and turned downward “I appreciate the thought Lloyd but I. I can’t.”

This time, Lloyd blinked at his friend. Putting the pieces together, geo had been here since he was young, REALLY young. Younger then Lloyd had been… ‘I can’t’

“Oh… OH!” The realization hit Lloyd like a brick in the stomach “well uh. What if.. what if I read it TO you! I can do funny voices and everything!!”

Goes ears perked up “that. That might be ok,” he gave a small smile “I uh. I’d be willing to give it a shot if you're doing funny voices.”

Lloyd grinned at him, gathering up as many comics as his preteen arms could hold “well come on then! Adventure awaits!” the plastic sleeves crinkled as he put them into a near by tattered backpack, slinging the remaining strap on his shoulder. The young terror held his hand out to geo, who took it with an small smile of thanks as the blond walked them off to his the totally secret entrance of his lair, a car that had fallen near months after Lloyd himself.

Lloyd pried open the door, crawling through the back seat into a carefully arranged metal igloo of sorts. A pile of blankets and pillows to the left, an assortment of “scheming materials” to the right.

The pair settled into the pile of soft fabric Lloyd called a bed, opening the first volume. The younger pushed his hair out of his face, clearing his throat “fear? Fear isn’t a word where I come from!”

Fellow ace here

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update: its now on ao3!

no idea when chapter 2 will be outas i have a bigger fic im working on as well (no bug kai, it started before bug kai was an idea and im not back peddling to include him lol)

hey does anyone have any good bug Kai fic recs. I've been loving the bug Kai content and want more.

Update here’s some highlights from her reactions:

“Does garmadon have dementia?”

“Oh he just wants a women who can step on him got it”

Garmadon cries fire “are we sure he isn’t kais dad”

Garmadon being confused at eu talking to the camera “wu’s just on drugs”

Showing the Lego ninjago movie to my friend ^^

Kai after he gets home, looking in the mirror and just. Practicing.

His smile. His laugh. His quips. Practicing how to seem like himself so Lloyd doesn’t worry.