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ALOIS’ EYES THO--

its very late here take this

I laughed way too hard at this LOL

Just the way he casually absorbs the extra eye-- 🤣

Ciel : oh... Sebastian... I think you left some... hm... right there.

Sebastian : ? Oh I apologize ! *resorbs extra eye*

*SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON SO HARD*

YES YES YES YES YES

MY BLOG DESERVES THIS AWESOME CROSSOVER

(mainly because my blog literally is a mix of “Kuroshitsuji” and “Goofy Goober”, I mean..) ALSO I WANT TO SEE THIS IRL, LIKE, AS A CARTOON XD

(they should do a parody episode like this)

Who lives in a manor under the sea?

it’s like this post was made for my kuroshitsuji x spongebob eldritch blog

Y’all are gonna HATE ME but hear me out-

I saw this picture of Sebastian and thought, ‘hmmm this looks familiar’….

Tell me it doesn’t give off Evil Patrick energy 😭

BONUS:

AHHHHH 😭🫣

When you see an adorable cat

This face is gold I can't-

We can do so many memes with that

Alois, for no reason what-so-ever, at 3 AM: ..Ciel.

Ciel: ..What.

Alois: ..Poo.

Ciel: ..Go to sleep.

Alois: It was funnier in my head. :’)

this is another installment of the Ciel and Alois Modern Au Where They Are Friends. they're having a sleepover (Probably Alois's idea, but they're definitely at Ciel's place for...reasons :) )

Wait.. Ciel and Alois..

but.. as Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

you know what pisses me off.

people that post/draw innocent/platonic-looking pictures/fanart of Sebastian and Ciel.. then tag it as S*baciel.. Like.. NO.

THE SECOND ONE MADE ME LAUGH

THEY ARE SO ADORABLE

(also i love how Ciel and Alois dress in totally different aesthetics~)

modern au?? I like to imagine they're buds but their only method of hanging out is basically just parallel play (each considers the other his closest friend)

lemme know if you want more of this :))

..Yes.

I am liking this crossover.

Odie Trancy:

Yes, I have been running a fever. Why do you ask?

Well, I mean..

Yeah????? You’re not wrong, OP????

that one scene in the black butler s2 intro

I..have mixed feelings about this..

WhY aRe YoU bRinGinG CiEl To A coFFin?!

A lineup of some of my favourite Black Butler characters! Some which I’ve never drawn before too :O

“Sebastian, I can see you’re stressed. You’re pouring milk into the dehumidifier “

“Ah shit”

^^^^^

THIS

THIS MADE ME LAUGH

Gaylebastian part 7

Sebastian: All right, Ciel, everything’s looking good for the luncheon today. I have some real heavy hitter’s for my bull pen. I’m talking grapes the size of B-cups, a ham roast that could feed a lion pride for a calendar month. I’ve got a calzone that’s so big, it registered as a passenger in my car and the unbuckled seatbelt alarm kept going off, so I had to buckle it in and then live with the shame of looking like a calzone chauffeur

Sebastian: The one thing that isn’t complete is my pièce de résistance, the dessert: my golden-brown crusted, piping-hot, jacked-up apple pie. The only way I can achieve the crunchiest, crispiest crust is if I cook it ten minutes before company arrives. So I’m leaving it till the last minute

Ciel: Sebastian, I can see you’re stressed. You’re pouring milk into the dehumidifier

Sebastian: Ah shit

Sebastian: Look, it doesn’t matter. We can’t cook this baby until ten minutes before company arrives, because I’m serving this thing PIPIN’ HOT

Ciel: Don’t you think that’s cutting it a little close?

Sebastian: I’m an adrenaline junkie, son, I need the rush, but I’ll admit these are stressful times

— the next day on the ride to school —

Ciel: So are we just not gonna talk about your luncheon—

Sebastian: My luncheon was terrific.

Ciel: You can’t be serious

Sebastian: I think my luncheon was lovely, son.

Ciel: I heard you describing it to Agni as “elegant and fun”—

Sebastian: Elegant and fun, that’s correct, which it was. Wouldn’t you say it was elegant and fun?

Ciel: Which part, when you screamed “I’m simply one hell of a host” while juggling all of our knives, or when you let forty-six of your cats swarm the dining room?

Sebastian: 

Sebastian: Both

Ciel: Also, remind me, why is the Bose player in the back seat?

Sebastian: … I need to get it repaired at media services after I drop you off

Ciel: Mhm. And how did it break?

Sebastian: The volume… somehow got… maxed out or something. I don’t really know

Ciel: Uh-huh. Might that have been from you blaring Andrea Bocelli at the maximum volume for upwards of seven minutes?

Sebastian: Oh look, it’s your school. Have a smart day, son

Ciel: Yeah, bye

I’m getting more ambitious with my plant witch gifs!

I love this AU. 😂

AU where Sebastian tells Claude to meet him in a secret spot to discuss contract/demon stuff, scheme and all. Claude shows up in his black trench coat and big hat to blend in, expecting a bar or something and realize the spot is actually a little Cat Café where Sebastian is waiting, sitting all serious with the same undercover clothes.

Hm.. yes perfect.

My brain upon seeing this: STEAMPUNK AU FANFICTION!

Me, who actually lowkey hates steampunk: but--

My brain: DO IT!

Me: OKAY OKAY--

Steampunk Ciel

This might be my favorite picture I've drawn of Ciel so far.

Oh really! Hah, that’s cool! And yes, omg, the art style is *chef’s kiss*

The angst is really good too. I really like lil’wolfboy though, aside from Jekyll/Hyde. He’s adorable lol

I think right now I’m on chapter..7? I could be wrong.

by the way, i’m actually not into the frankenstein fandom but i saw you talk about it and i just knew that TGS would be something you like (and I was correct because you read it LOL), but it’s kinda funny the Elizabeth thing. AND YES, DON’T WORRY, I HATE THE SHIP YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT TOO, IT’S SO BOTHERSOME ARGHHHH i only accept platonic with those two, as you can see from..literally almost every post on my blog because i am obsessed.

Hey! Have you ever read "The Glass Scientists"? I think you'd like it. There are references to Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Frankenstein and it's really good. Here's the link, I think it's still on-going? I could be wrong. I just recently got into it.

The Glass Scientists - Chapter I

(Link above)

I'm currently on Chapter IV.

I have in fact read it! Which may sound surprising considering I've been in the Gothic lit fandom for just a few days really but back when I finished the strange case of Dr Jekyll and Mr hyde I went straight into the main tag and the official TGS blog was the first thing in it. The art of the comic is so beautiful it just makes me want to cry. I wish we would have gotten more of the Frankenstein characters but I understand that they're not the main focus of the story hehe. Idk what else to say, the current angst of Jekyll/Hyde's mind deteriorating is really interesting and I really want to see where it's going! Um also it's definitely still ongoing, the last update is like a week old and the author mentioned they have pages for chapters up to 14 inked already in the comments to the pre last update I believe?

Also nice username aha. Assuming you like Frankenstein, how does it feel to be in two fandoms that are set in the victorian-ish era where the main character has an arranged marriage with his cousin named Elisabeth? Of course in one of them the theoretical problematic-ness of that is entirely overshadowed by a certain other ship that I'm not gonna name that ruins the whole fandom experience for me and is extremely popular for some fucking reason even though I despise it with my whole existence. This is the fault of the anime isn't it idk I have seen only 2 episodes 😃.

I JUST SNORT-LAUGHED SO DAMN VIOLENTLY--

Finny, at 3AM: If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens, you are a chicken tender.

Baldroy: *eyes wide, staring at the ceiling*

Finnian, you freakin’wholesome bean I swear to heck--

Finny: Life… is an egg.

Baldroy: Explain.

Finny: Has chickens in it sometimes.

Baldroy: Go to sleep, Finny.

LMAO

I LOVE IT

Sebastian dealing and bonding with a fussy young master like

(talk about it to @pain-in-the-butler under the really funny post about the safe/unsafe ways of carrying ciel (based on cats) turns out this video is cultural reset for all of us)

THEM ❤️💕😍

*in a Floyd Leech from Twisted Wonderland voice*: Awww, heya goldfish! :D

Sea-el Phantomfish

I think the big question here is why drawing characters as fish is easy for me.

I laughed way too hard at this LOL

Sebastian, driving Elizabeth and Ciel: So, how was your day?

Elizabeth: We almost got surprise adopted!

Sebastian: Pardon?

Ciel: We almost got kidnapped.

Sebastian: Ah, I see.

Sebastian: *slams on the breaks* I beg your fucking pardon?!

Sebastian: Why are you in the kitchen at 3 AM, My Lord?

Ciel, secretly eating sweets: W-Why are you in the kitchen at 3 AM? H-Hm?!

Ciel: What the f**k is that?

Alois, with a tarantula in his hands: ..My cat. :P

Ciel: That is NOT a cat!

Seabasstian

He'll make a contract for your tasty filet of sole.

On the orders of their respective masters, Sebastian and Claude perform the song "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better." Sebastian throws himself into his part; Claude merely states his lines with all the excitement one might use while reading the telephone book.

Sebastian busts out an embroidered silk waistcoat, sparkly eyeliner, and his high-heeled eldritch boots for the occasion. He’d never turn down an opportunity to bask in the spotlight, and he hasn’t had this much fun since performing for the Noah’s Ark circus! For “I can sing anything higher than you,” he hits a note so far up in the stratosphere that he shatters a tower of wine glasses, before elegantly reassembling them, and his dulcet tones on “I can sing anything sweeter than you” bring birds flocking to the manor to listen to the demon’s mellifluous voice. Meanwhile, Claude’s recitation is delivered in a monotone that makes William T. Spears seem chipper by comparison. The spider demon is mightily annoyed at being dragged into this because he was busy knitting a cozy new blanket for His Highness when the boys insisted on this idiotic competition, and now he has to watch Michaelis showing off. 😒 The things he does for his smol human ward. *sigh*

Although Alois berates Claude for his lack of enthusiasm, the Trancy boy is delighted by the little production, clapping and cheering throughout (he’s a musical theatre kid at heart), especially when Claude finally caves and does his tap dance routine at the end. O!Ciel rolls his eyes at Sebastian’s antics, though he might be a tiny bit proud of his dad for representing the Phantomhive household well (shhh…don’t tell Sebastian, though. He’s insufferable enough already).

(Later on, Claude finishes that blanket, which is covered in a pattern of pretty blue butterflies, and smiles when Alois exclaims that he loves it. There are some things only a Trancy butler can do. 🕷)

Therapy is not enough. I need to surround myself with Elizabeth Midford defenders.