BEHOLD Sebastian’s True Form:

*Bardroy thinking about doing something absurdly dangerous and telling Sebastian about it*

Bardroy: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Sebastian, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

(Kuro)sh*t post warning

I was thinking about how demons like Sebastian are different from humans, and then I wondered, like... If demons have to eat souls and not real food and can live many, many years... What else is different about them?

Annnnnd of course, my brain went to the most embarrassing thought possible.

Demon bladders. Yes, I know. I already asked my brain ‘wtf’ so you don’t have to do it. I’ve done it for you already.

What if demons can hold their bladders for like, YEARS, like, thousands of years? And what if Sebastian was one of those demons that did hold it for thousands of years?

I can just imagine there would just be like, a limit. One day too many out of a thousand years. And that one day, where he can hardly stand it and is at the point of just... losing it all. 😂

Ciel insists he stays by his side and helps him with his paperwork.  💀

“If I could not stay by my young master’s side and help him with his paperwork despite having to use the loo extremely bad, w-what kind of butler would I be?” 

💀 Poor Sebastian! 😂

Ciel: S..shut up..

Sebastian: Oh, but I am complimenting you on your hard work. *still sarcastic*

Ciel: STOP BEING SARCASTIC AND GET ME THE ANTACID

Ciel probably got back home with a terrible tummy ache saying "too much... market.... research...." and Sebastian sarcastically said "Such a young Lord working so hard" while carrying a tons of half eaten pastries and candies.

Vincent, you better watch out, your wife is angry and has a metal chair..

(In other words, don’t hide the easter eggs too hidden where your sons can’t find them or face the wrath of Racheal Phantomhive.)

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Bardroy: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

*Bardroy punches the wall very hardly, but somehow doesn’t break it, but definitely hurts his hand*

Bardroy:

Bardroy: Take me to the hospital--

I just snort-laughed so damn violently--

*air horn sound*

*air horn sound*

Ciel: Soma, that is not deodorant.

MY VICTORIAN ERA OBSESSED SELF LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS

JUST O!CIEL’S RESPONSE--

OCiel : I’m not proud but *shows off that women magazine stolen from Bard*

RCiel : ANKLES ?

OCiel : Dear Lord so much ankles. Hair down. And rouge.

Do better. :c

twisted wonderland as cakes

(sender is on the left and recipient is on the right if that wasn't clear)