I Didn’t Think I Would Be Ugly-laughing This Early In My Tumblr Wandering.. But I Have. Thank You For

.....I’m in this post and I don’t like it.

Ciel: I’m mad.

Sebastian: Here’s a solution.

Ciel: I don’t want a solution. I want to be mad.

Sebastian: I don’t believe in reblog posts..

Also Sebastian: aw cute kitty cat i need to reblog this

Reblog to protect yourselves against any curses

(Kuro)sh*t post warning

I was thinking about how demons like Sebastian are different from humans, and then I wondered, like... If demons have to eat souls and not real food and can live many, many years... What else is different about them?

Annnnnd of course, my brain went to the most embarrassing thought possible.

Demon bladders. Yes, I know. I already asked my brain ‘wtf’ so you don’t have to do it. I’ve done it for you already.

What if demons can hold their bladders for like, YEARS, like, thousands of years? And what if Sebastian was one of those demons that did hold it for thousands of years?

I can just imagine there would just be like, a limit. One day too many out of a thousand years. And that one day, where he can hardly stand it and is at the point of just... losing it all. 😂

Ciel insists he stays by his side and helps him with his paperwork.  💀

“If I could not stay by my young master’s side and help him with his paperwork despite having to use the loo extremely bad, w-what kind of butler would I be?” 

💀 Poor Sebastian! 😂

Sebastian: b-but it’s almost Christmas Officer: ..... you have the earl of phantomhive on top of the Christmas tree Sebastian: oh. hah. forgot about that. Sebastian: bocchan, can you get down from there please before I get a ticket?

he was fined for wreckless driving

I headcanon that Ciel likes LARP now and you can’t stop me, muahahahaha

Ik the manga is made in Japan by Japanese people but ciel himself is British and white so when Yana draws him in Japanese regalia he just looks like he's heavily into larp and weeb shit 💀

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Ciel Phantomhive please come to the front desk? Ciel, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: *points to Alois and Soma* Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Alois and Soma, simultaneously: We got lost :( Ciel: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Sebastian with those high-heel boots: I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way..

The “wrong again, asshole” thing made me bust out laughing 🤣

new headcanon that Sebastian was bad at picking up Ciel for a while because the correct way to hold a cat is nearly exactly the opposite of the correct way to hold a human, and Sebastian is like “Stick head in hip? Hold out from body by stomach? Throw over shoulder like potato-sack?” and Ciel’s like “wrong again, asshole” while kicking Seb in the face

Oh, there’s Tanaka drinking tea. Here’s another one of Tanaka drinking tea.

The cat? Yes, that’s “her”. Beautiful isn’t she?

Ah here’s another one of the young master kicking Alois inbetween the legs because Alois was annoying him. *whispers* Alois deserved it.

Sebastian: Demons don't have family.

Also Sebastian: (scrolling through his phone) And this is my young master taking his first soul, and this is my young master threatening the king, and this is Finny picking a flower, and this is Baldroy burning down the kitchen, and this is Mey Rin breaking every piece of china we had left, and...