People Who Draw Lesbian UshiTen,,,, You Have My Eternal Love And Admiration

THE MENU 2022, dir. Mark Mylod

me when i literally experience this exact same loop every single month. one day, i'm gonna spiral too low and never come back up. what am i gonna do then?

i don't want to die, i just don't want this life.

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

Ushijima retiring from his volleyball career and then immediately becoming a house husband for Tendou,,,

He retires after many years in volleyball, but isn’t quite sure what he wants to do next. He loved volleyball, volleyball was his life, but the physical rigor of it taxed his body, and the physical health of his body is more important than continuing an already accomplished career. So, he decides to throw himself into the best stay at home husband as possible for the time being.

He keeps their shared apartment absolutely spotless, and neatly decorates the place— building shelves to store Tendou’s many, many collectibles and adding tasteful decor from the plethora of interior design magazines that he has studied in his free time. On weekends, he plans elaborate dates with delicious restaurants and walks down their river. Every weekday morning, he wakes Tendou up with a hot cup of coffee (with just the right amount of sugar and cream) before he goes off to work with a homemade lunch in hand. And on the topic of lunch, Ushijima spends hours and hours watching tutorials and practicing how to make the little animals and shapes out of the ingredients for Tendou’s packed lunches. He becomes quite good at it, and Tendou is afraid that his heart is gonna give out bc his smoking hot, retired Olympic medalist volleyball star husband is not only sweeping him off his feet with his grand romantic gestures, but he ALSO packs him the CUTEST lunches with a note every day explaining the health benefits for each portion of the meal. He doesn’t know how he’s gonna survive if he continues at this rate.

For the sake of his own heart health, a couple months after his husband has retired, Tendou tells Ushijima that a local sports club is looking for a coach for their middle school girls volleyball team, and he should interview.

haikyuu game of spin the bottle where all the boys have that Special Someone they really want a chance to kiss and everyone goes in with mental blinders on like "this will be perfect! finally a chance to smooch my crush!"

and then the bottle is absolutely merciless and proceeds to never pair any of these people with who they want and everyone is just getting increasingly frustrated and annoyed watching their crushes kiss other people and having to kiss random other people but everyone is still so desperate for that chance with that One Special Someone that they just keep fucking going and oh my GOD why is this bottle so cruel what is happening? eventually they just have to stop and everyone has kissed 4-5 other people and nobody kissed who they want.

this is pretty much wakatoshi in paranormality right

Oikawa: Man... this aliens shit is getting out of control. It's like a slow invasion, we have no way to defend ourselves... They could be dangerous...

Ushijima, bored and texting on his phone: If I meet an alien I will simply kill them.

Daichi, backing away: Okay maybe let's talk about this-

Oikawa: No lets hear him out.

penelope, to unsub: if looking good was a crime, you'd be a law abiding citizen.

they are on a date

tendou and ushijima feel like a bonded pair of cats