Dabi: Hey Creep Are You Like… Seeing Anyone

everyone knows my name

This is the funniest thing I've seen in ages lmaoo-

i dont know about you guys but the fact that that this guy

shares a voice with this guy

is quite entertaining to me

Liquid courage • Jake Kiszka

Pairing: Jake Kiszka x Reader.

Summary: The drunk mind speaks the sober heart.

Word count: 1073.

My face scrunched up as I swallowed another shot of vodka, the burning sensation in my throat making my eyes water. My friend slapped my back as she softly chuckled at me.

"You good?" she asked, putting the cap back on the bottle. "That's disgusting." I forced a sarcastic smile onto my face. "well we need to make sure you're tipsy when the guests arrive. that will make your conversations a little smoother." she said with a smirk on her face.

I am very socially awkward. Parties are not my thing. But it's y/f/n birthday today and she had a big celebration in mind. She had met some special people in a bar a few days ago, from a band named Greta van Fleet. They had promised to come by and for that reason I was now also obliged to be present. Somehow y/f/n was convinced she could pair me up with one of the guys.

"You do the talking, I'll sit in a corner with a cup of water." I said, getting up from the couch and smoothing my skirt. "Will there be anyone I know? besides those guys of yours." "Yes, people will be arriving soon."

"I'm gonna go to the bathroom while I still can." she gave a lopsided grin as I disappeared around the corner and walked up the stairs to the bathroom.

-

A soft huff left my mouth as I looked at myself, my hands gripping the cupboard placed in front of the large mirror. The lighting didn't do me justice. I wiped the small smear of mascara on my eyelid with my pinky finger.

I could hear the doorbell ringing followed by enthusiastic loud greetings. My hand turned the lock on the door. "Be spontaneous," I whispered to myself as I walked out of the bathroom and down the stairs.

"Hi there y/n, long time no see!" said an acquaintance as soon as I set foot in the room. "Hey, how have you been?" I answered as I sat down next to her. The corner of her mouth quirked up, "I have a pulse, so I must be doing okay." Smiling at her response I brought my glass of soda to my mouth and took a sip, my gaze landing on y/f/n who was now standing at the door again.

As the door opened a little more I could see her receive a bouquet of roses and a bottle of wine from a guy with curly hair. He had a great smile, truly beaming as he set foot into the house. He didn't come alone though, 3 other boys came in after him.

"This must be the band." I thought to myself as I tried to not make it too obvious that I was scanning every inch of them as they walked into the living area where we were sitting.

y/f/n already showed me pictures and told me their names, no introduction needed. Jake was the most handsome one for sure.

I reached for my glass and took a big gulp as my eyes wander from his jawline to his chest, which was partly visible because of the low-cut v-neck shirt he was wearing. Beautiful necklaces adorn his bare skin.

-

As the evening went on, people began to get tipsy. Music is playing in the background.

"I love this song!" said y/f/n as she jumped up and turned up the music. "Dance with me y/n." she winked at me as she took my drink from my hands and set it on the table before gently tugging on my now empty hand.

"I'm way too sober for this." I muttered as I slowly stood up. "Oh come on." she said as she pulled me close and placed her hands on my hips before rocking to the music.

I closed my eyes and relaxed into the movement. More people got up and danced with us. sounds of laughter filling the room, some people singing the lyrics to the song.

Although I was already singing incredibly softly, my voice went almost completely silent as I made eye contact with Jake who was still sitting on the couch with a smile plastered on his face.

as the song ended I decided I needed a stronger drink. I excused myself from y/f/n before walking to the kitchen.

As I stood there contemplating whether I should go for vodka or whiskey I could hear someone approaching. "Hey, I don't think I've introduced myself to you yet." Jake's raspy voice echoed across the room. "No, you haven't, Jake, right?" "Yes, what's your name?" "y/n" I said as I picked up the vodka bottle before putting it back down.

"You want me to make a decision for you y/n?" My insides tingled when he said my name. A grin on his face as he grabbed a glass and poured me a drink.

I didn't bother to respond, I was so caught up staring at his hands. My own hands trembling, accepting the glass he now held out to me. "There you go." he said with a smile on his face.

"Thanks" I said so soft it was barely audible. I took a sip, not ready to break eye contact with him just yet."Is it good darling?" he asked me causing me to almost choke. looking straight to the ground.

"It is, I'm gonna go back now" I said as I quickly started walking back to the living room. I could feel my face heating up.

-

Oh god, I was far gone. My sight was slightly blurry as I danced around, occasionally taking a break to take another sip of whatever it was that I was drinking.

I closed my eyes and rocked from side to side when suddenly my arms were tugged at. My eyes shot open, meeting Jakes. Those brown eyes were as polished amber in the first rays of dawn.

He put my arms around his neck and put his hands on the crook of my back. "You're a beautiful girl y/n." "You must be really drunk" I giggled as I looked away. "Yes I am, so are you. Tomorrow we'll both be sober, but you'll still be beautiful" he whispered in my ear. My eyes going wide.

"You'll forget about me in the morning" I whispered back. "I won't, y/f/n already gave me your number." he said chuckling. My mouth falling open. Oh how I hoped he'd remember me.

imagine getting hurt while you’re out on a hunt with Daryl.

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we were here. we will remember.

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Headcanons (SFW and NSFW) - Captain Price || MDNI!!

Character: Captain John Price, Call of Duty

Warnings: Some smut / adult content

Reader: Fem / AFAB

Words: 625

I'm currently in a COD brainrot since I started playing Modern Warfare and I just wanted to share my undying love for a man who could easily be my father, considering his age :P

It isn't too long, but I hope you'll like it nonetheless!

Enjoy!

SFW headcanons!

His favourite petnames for you are darling, love, sweetheart, doll and dove (i do not make the rules)

Price wakes up early in the morning so he makes the both of you coffee for when you wake up

Every weekend he makes you breakfast on bed, just because he can and thinks he has to spoil you every now and then to make sure you still feel loved and cared for.

He buys you a bouquet of flowers whether it's for an anniversary, feeling down or even when he wants to let you know you look gorgeous. He finds a reason every time to buy you flowers.

This man can COOK and he loves to do it for you. When he's cooking he'll always let you have the first taste to make sure it's to your liking.

Forehead kisses are his specialty and he knows you love it.

He loves burying his face in the crook of your neck, taking in the smell of your perfume as he tells you how you smell like a field of flowers

Texts and calls you for every little thing to let you know what he's doing, where he is and when he'll be home (he just wants you to know there's no one else who he could love the way he loves you)

ALWAYS brings you a little gift whenever he returns home from a mission

Whenever he's driving he will put his hand on your thigh, squeezing it every now and then just to feel you squirm under his touch, knowing you can't get enough of it either

Price can also not get enough of some simple cuddles on the couch as the two of you watch your favourite tv show, chuckles softly when you fall asleep while watching (happens like every time lol)

NSFW headcanons!

Price loves mating press and prone bone, mostly because he can be as close as possible to you in these positions

"You're taking me so well, love." and "use your words."

Will literally get a boner if you call him sir

His mouth techniques are GODLY

knows just how to drive you crazy by constantly edging and saying things like "show me how good you can be for me'' and ''I'll let you cum all over my face."

Grabs a handful of your hair when you're sucking his dick, he just needs to push you down even further and further

He'll call you over just to fuck you senseless on his desk

Can't forget the breeding. Price loves to fill you up until you can´t take any more. The sight of his cum leaking out of your pussy is a sight he wants to see every time.

He loves it when you're all touchy during sex, and if you're not he will put your hands on his chest

Makes you cock warm him because if he could he'd literally want to be inside of you 24/7

Even though he's quite rough usually, from time to time he'll also enjoy just having slow, passionate sex as he whispers sweet nothings into your ear

Price will suprise you with a new lingerie set once in a while. He'll make you do a little show for him, just so he can see how the fabric hugs your breasts, hips and every other part of you

Aftercare is his forte, after pounding you into the bed he will tell you how proud he is, cigarette in one hand while using the other to stroke your hair. he will stay with you for however long you need it

He never forgets to take a warm bath with you, no matter how intense it was, he always wants to make sure you're all clean and feeling well

yes we were

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Can I rq a oneshot for yandere Jotaro x reader x yandere Kakyoin? (or just Jotaro x reader or Kakyoin x reader if you more comfortable with that)

Afab reader please (but you can choose neutral reader if you want)

Hey thanks for the welcome and thanks for requesting sorry for the wait, hope this is okay for you!

Disclaimer: I don't condone any of the toxic or abusive behaviours mentioned in this fic.

Word count 1.77k

CW: Yandere themes, Obsessiveness, Manipulation, Toxic Relationships, Isolation, Cursing, Threats of violence (Towards reader) Kissing (Nothing suggestive), Slight Objectification/infantilization. Poly Relationship, Female Reader. 18+ only content

Yandere! Jotaro x  Fem!reader x Yandere! Kakyoin

You woke up in a sweat, lying between your two “boyfriends” on the large bed that the three of you shared in Jotaro’s room. Your head was laying on Jotaro’s broad chest while Kakyoin had his arm wrapped around your waist in a suffocating embrace. Both of them seemed to be in a deep sleep and you decided that now was the time to put your escape plan into action.

Slowly you removed the red head’s arm from your waist and shimmied yourself off the bed slowly so as to not wake the two sleeping men, luckily for you they were both heavy sleepers so it wasn’t a difficult task. Creeping over to the bedside table where your phone sat, you quickly unlocked it shooting (F/N) a quick text, Plan is on, meet you at the school in twenty minutes. Their reply was almost instantaneous. Alright, see you then. “Wow, they must have been really worried about me to stay up this late” you thought.

The relationship between you and the two men wasn’t always toxic. They used to be perfectly loving boyfriends who treated you like royalty. You were taken out on adventurous dates, brought thoughtful gifts and showered with love and attention. Although admittedly, it took Jotaro a bit more time to break down his walls and be comfortable with this he eventually warmed up and became just as loving as Kakyoin. 

Lately though they had both changed. You didn't go out on dates anymore, opting to stay at Jotaro’s house where they both claimed “It would be more fun anyway”. Which turned into excuses as to why you shouldn’t leave the house altogether, and soon without even realising, you had moved in with them full time. “Yare yare (Y/N) what’s the point in leaving for groceries when we can just bring you anything you need?” Jotaro said as if you had asked a ridiculous question. You didn’t question him, too afraid of his temper to say anything. He has never laid a finger on you before, but you weren’t about to take any chances. Kakyoin wasn’t much better, making you feel guilty for even suggesting to go outside alone.

“Do you not want to be around us (Y/N)? Trying to look for another man to replace us, huh?” He pouted. You didn’t ask to go out again after that.

Truthfully you couldn’t take it anymore. You loved the two men of course and stayed out of loyalty more than anything, but they were extremely suffocating, and you needed to get out. It was taking a toll on your mental health. A few days ago you broke down in a phone call with (F/N) while Kakyoin and Jotaro were out of the house visiting Jotaro’s grandpa Joseph. 

(F/N) was one of the only friends who stuck around during your forced isolation from the outside world. Together you both came up with a plan to escape from the two men in the middle of the night within the next week. It broke your heart to do it this way but you knew breaking up with them directly would be a bad idea so this was the only option you had left.

You creep downstairs into the kitchen to grab yourself being careful to be as quiet as possible and grab the keys for the front door off the kitchen counter. Peeping around to see if the coast was clear you make your way over to the front entrance and grab your black winter jacket from beside the door and you’re just about to put it on when you hear a gruff voice come from behind you.

“Where do you think you’re going this late at night?” Jotaro questions.

Your body goes rigid as you turn around to face the man in question looking at the unreadable expression on his face. “I was just going out for some fresh air for a few minutes and then come back to bed, I swear Jojo” you said, holding your hands up defensively in front of you. 

He sighs in annoyance “Yare Yare, you know you’re not supposed to leave the house without at least one of us with you at all times there could be someone dangerous out there”.

“Yes Jotaro I know” It was your turn to sigh now, all hopes of not being caught gone out the window.

Without being told to, you began walking back up the stairs, with Jotaro following close behind. The plan had already failed so you resigned yourself to trying again another time when the chance came. You yelp at the sudden feel of a gentle hand pressing against your lower back to help guide you back upstairs.

“What’s wrong?” he asks with a raised eyebrow.

“N-Nothing Jojo” you squeak out, turning your face away from him in an attempt to hide the fierce blush that coloured your face, you don’t know if you’ll ever get rid of the shyness you feel from his affectionate touches.

You both reach the bedroom to find a worried looking Kakyoin who’s wide awake waiting for your arrival back to bed. The minute he spots the two of you he smiles and opens his arms in invitation for a hug which you immediately accept.

“Where did you head off to beautiful?” Kakyoin asks stroking the back of your hair, “We missed you in bed with us and got a bit of a fright when we woke up and seen you weren’t here with us”

You were about to answer him until Jotaro spoke in your place, “She wanted to go for a walk, said she needed fresh air or something”.

You glared at him for speaking as if you were not there and a remark was about to leave your mouth until again you were interrupted, by Kakyoin this time. “Ah (Y/N) you know we can’t protect you from danger if we’re not out there with you right?, we’d be heartbroken if something happened to you and we couldn’t stop it” He seemed to upset himself with his own words as his grip on you tightened while speaking, nearly leaving you breathless.

Jotaro nodded in agreement and walked over to the bed pulling you into his lap as he sat down. You couldn't help but snuggle into his hold, the lingering scent of cologne making you relax and hum happily. You look up at the stoic man and bring your lips up to meet him in a passionate kiss which he eagerly accepts, moving your lips together in sync he lets out a happy hum. You break away from the kiss and look up to see a slight flush on Jojo’s face 

“Can I have a kiss too sweetheart?” Kakyoin asks from beside you, rubbing his hand lightly down your back.

You nod vigorously, quickly reaching over to your other boyfriend and giving him the same treatment as Jojo. Kakyoin's kisses were softer than Jotaro’s more gentle and romantic. He held your face in his hands as if it were made of glass that could easily shatter.

After stopping the kiss he pulls your head into his shoulder, holding your head there tightly so you are unable to move. You had no choice but to soak in the warmth his body had to offer.

Suddenly your phone goes off with a loud ping, indicating that you had received a text message. Your eyes widened in surprise, shit the plan, you had almost forgotten. “No no no, (F/N) wasn’t supposed to text me, now they’re definitely gonna find out I tried to escape” You panicked inwardly.

You’re about to yank yourself away from Kakyoin’s tight grip on your body and grab your phone before they could see who had messaged you but unfortunately, Jotaro was quicker, he had already snatched your phone from the bedside table before you even had the chance to fully break out of Kakyoin’s hold and was already reading the text message from (F/N).

He analyses the phone for a few seconds before speaking. “Are you okay? You were supposed to meet me at the school gates twenty minutes ago, Did they catch you?” Jotaro quotes from the message trying but failing to contain his anger. He gives you a fierce look and without warning he crushes your phone with his bare hands, shattering it along with your hopes of a successful escape in the near future.

Kakyoin frowns at this, his delicate features turning into an unpleasant look. “Were you trying to leave us (Y/N)?” He said in a disappointed tone. It makes your skin crawl. A disappointed Kakyoin was always a lot harder to deal with than an angry one. He has a way of making you feel guilty where your stomach would crawl in shame, even though the rational part of you knew that it wasn’t right.

You look up and catch Jotaro’s gaze and see a hint of rare emotion in his eyes . He actually looks hurt that you tried to leave them? You let out an involuntary whimper of guilt for hurting both your boyfriends feelings. “I’m sorry Nori, Jojo” You say rushing over to give the taller man a hug. “I swear I was gonna come back, I just wanted to go out for a little bit and see (F/N) I haven’t seen them in weeks”.Jotaro sighs from above you, beginning to rub soothing circles on your back to calm you down. He was incredibly angry that you tried to leave but he couldn't stand to see you upset and never wanted you to be afraid of him like everyone else was.

“Just please don’t do it again (Y/N), we would’ve freaked out if something happened to you next time just talk to us and we’ll be happy to bring you where you want to go” spoke Kakyoin, placing a gentle hand on your shoulder, a cheery smile returning to his face.

You nod your head slowly, eyelids beginning to droop in exhaustion as the adrenaline from earlier began to wear off and tiredness set in. Seeing this, Jotaro gently picked you up and placed you in the middle of the bed, joining you on your left side with Kakyoin laying down on your right side, keeping you pressed tightly against the two of them.

“Oh (Y/N)? One more thing before you go to sleep” The redhead spoke seriously next to you.

“What is it?” You mumbled out in your tired state.

“If you ever try to escape us again, we’ll break your legs”

I'd die for him honestly hhhh-

hehee,,, him,, he

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A/N: Sorry about my disappearance, but I'll try to post more often again from now on. (requests are always welcome ofc!) :)

This is a hard question, but I'll try my best to answer them!

5 things I love:

I genuinely love knitting, as weird as it may sound. I like being creative with my hands, and my mom introduced it to me. I've made beanies and scarfs since!

In 2019, I started cosplaying for the first time. At first, I wasn't too happy with my cosplays, but now I love doing it from time to time. I enjoy being able to completely transform myself into a character I like.

I love old, vintage clothes. It makes me feel like I live in a small cottage in the forests. (if I disappear, I'm living my cottage core dream)

ANIMALS! (except for insects n shit) I have a dog, cat and two bunnies. So I think it's clear that I like animals he-he

Just music, honestly. I feel so relaxed and calm when I listen to music. Whether it's metal or lofi. I enjoy listening to different genres and discovering more artists/songs.