If I Was Fiona Apple I, Too, Would Forbid Brazen Furry From Using My Song As A Sample..

trying to sell the idea of throam to someone is so hard it's like "okay imagine the worst man alive. he's arrogant, egotistical, homophobic, rude, hateful, pretentious, spiteful, self-conscious, has god-complex, selfish, miserable, destructive, revengeful, narcissistic, irredeemable, self-destructive, pathetic, hypocritical and embarrassing. and now imagine reading his thoughts for 500k+ words over the course of three books."

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

ironically the song house of memories by panic at the disco is how i feel about the current state of panic at the disco

shirt that says “I AM NORMAL ABOUT BANDS THAT PERFORMED AS PART OF VANS’ ANNUAL WARPED TOUR BETWEEN THE YEARS OF 2004 AND 2008”

actually, my version of the roman empire is throam

I don't actually care about actors needing to be queer to play queer roles because that leads to very bad outcomes with forcing people out of the closet BUT I do think we should hire a more out gay people to play straight roles. And they should be vocally disgusted with it in interviews and visibly bad at it on screen. You know, to balance things out

me pretending like i don't care about the academy is tour announcement so it happens quicker

i was gonna make one of those heart locket things n have it say "brendon roscoe my beloved" until i realized there arent any photos of brendon roscoe that aren't,,,, also pictures of br*ndon ur*e,,,,

I went through every possible emotion in those last 20 minutes, plus some that I made up on the spot! how are y'all?