KLANCE TRAINED ME FOR THIS

I am so serious - if you have experienced a 2010 queerbait, and have a hint of game knowledge, go see the fucking Minecraft movie. Its not subtle. There's a bit every 5 minutes.

I sat in that theater- jaw SLACK watching what may be the most perfect casual not confirmed bit of old man yaoi cinema in casual movie viewing of the year. It will not be topped. This movie doesn't exist without them.

Was the movie good? No. But I had the best fucking time.

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what do you think of Hannibal furby

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fellas is it gay to make her a pinterest board with over 400 pins through which I grieve the loss of her?

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the wrong one wins

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1 month ago

I get viscerally upset when someone uses it and it’s not Hannibal

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1 month ago

i cried over dead poets society because I thought I was just moved by it but turns out its my period I cried over the Minecraft movie

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3 months ago

god i love ethel cain

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sitting in silence listening to mitski songs in my head and scrolling on pinterest

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4 months ago

i want to write poetry,

to wax and wane soulfully.

but to put it indelicately,