Trigun Stampede Incorrect Quotes Compilation

Trigun Stampede Incorrect quotes compilation

———————————————————

Nicholas walking in on you and Vash cuddling: Hey have you seen the thing? You know the thingy

Nicholas: Ah. Never-mind you have it (pointing at Vash)

Y/N: You mean our boyfriend!?

———————————————————

Nicholas getting offended: I don’t want to be Vash and Y/N’s boyfriend!!

Meryl getting fed up with Nicholas being in denial: Then what do you want?

Nicholas: I don't know. I just want to be with them all the time. I want to hear about their day and tell them about mine. I want to hold their hands. But I don't want to be their stupid boyfriend!

———————————————————

Nicholas to Vash after he refuses to kill someone again: Aren’t you tired of being nice?! Don’t you just wanna go ape shit?!

———————————————————

Meryl, walking into Nicholas room: Why are you still asleep? It’s 2 in the afternoon!

Nicholas: Sorry. I was up all night doing work.

Vash and Y/N, getting up from under the blankets on either side of Nicholas, completely naked: We’re work.

———————————————————

Nicholas looking at Vash and Male Y/N having a one handed push up contest: I’m not gay but DAMN!!!

Meryl: You don’t have to be gay to appreciate some good looking guys

Nicholas: Nah I’d fuck them

Meryl: Well ok then!

———————————————————

Vash: What did you two do…

[Nicholas and Y/N looking at each other thinking they’re in trouble]

Vash: You’re not in trouble. I just need to know if I have to lie to Meryl or Roberto again.

———————————————————

Nicholas: my future partner must be intelligent, unfazed by even the most of disturbing things, and capable in every way possible——

Vash: [trips and falls with a tray of cupcakes in his hands and then proceeds to sob for thirty minutes]

Y/N: [goes to comfort Vash but also trips over then proceeds to eat all the cupcakes while hugging Vash and giving him pats on the back]

Nicholas: [pointing at Vash and Y/N] Those two. I want them.

———————————————————

Meryl: Okay, your driving and Vash and Y/N walk on the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Nicholas: Oh, I would definitely flip the car. I would rather kill myself than cause Vash and Y/N harm.

Meryl with her head in her hands: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

More Posts from Goblinratman101 and Others

3 years ago

Y'all are sleeping on this

Ok so I've been reading a bunch of Genshin Impact Sagau so why not have a Demon Slayer Sagau (since I haven't seen this, this is my AU but if someone else has done this please tell me)

From what I've just been thinking of God reader is actually the god that gives the Demon Slayer katana's the power to actually kill a demon by making sure the sun shines the brightest on the ore used to make the swords.

They were also the one that gifted the crows to talk to give the Demon Slayers directions.

I also think that they were the one that gifted Yorichi making him literally gifted by a god, God reader also told the Ubuyashiki family of Muzan and that they need to destroy him to free their family of the curse and how to protect themselves against the demons

God reader is also the one to give the Ubuyashiki family the ability of foresight as well as give Kagaya a voice to sooth people's souls

With the Corps rules another one was added which was that every Hashira estate every Wisteria House and at the Ubuyashiki and the Sword Smith Village are all to have at least 1 or 2 statues of you at least that anyone can worship as well as give offerings to you

A Ubuyashiki family member once asked what your favourite colours were and after you answered they ran off but they visited you the next day because they made you a bracelet with those colours you thanked them, and surprising everyone the child managed to live until dying of old age, so it's rumoured that if you have one of God readers favourite colour on you somewhere your mission or life will end in good fortune

All Ubuyashiki members pray to you at a statue at least 30 minutes a day that is in the wisteria forest protected by demons, no one but the Ubuyashiki family members are allowed to visit this statue or know of it since they wanted to keep it in pristine condition since this was the location you first appeared to the Ubuyashiki family

when the Hashira go on dangerous missions they would often pray to one of your statues for you to watch over them and help them save as many people as they can and many family members of the Hashira would pray to you that they would return home safe

Imposter AU God Reader actually had demon qualities like claws, horns, sharp teeth, demon markings, etc. but people felt it was controversial if you looked like a demon so they didn't use them in any statues, paintings or anything that had you in it. Only the statue of you with your demon qualities is in the Ubuyashiki family wisteria forest and the family is the only one who know of your demon qualities and have items of you with them shown

Might add more if I get more ideas


Tags
2 years ago

back with another request for you <33

feel free to pick whoever you want for this one :)

haikyuu boys (or girls) with a partner who’s socially anxious or shy, like “terrified of asking for help because they don’t want to seem stupid” level

their partner is trying to find them after a tournament but some people from a rival school spots them and starts hitting on them, how would the boys/girls react?

| This is me fr fr. Sorry if it isn't exactly what you asked for |

| characters: Kyotani Kentaro, Yamamoto Akane, Akaashi Keiji, Miya Osamu, Aone Takanobu |

| Genre: Fluff |

Back With Another Request For You

Kyotani Kentaro

Let me start by saying Kyotani thought you were a spineless pushover when you two first met

He didn’t really like you is all I’m saying

Until one day he saw you feeding the stray dog he usually feeds

And instead of cowering in fear and running away like he thought you would do when you saw him

You smiled and waved him over saying he should come look at the cute pupper

And that was it for him you being too cute sent him into puppy love this is your fault! 😡

This boy is so protective I swear

If he thinks anyone is looking at you too long for his liking then he about to beat their ass

God forbid anyone that teases you about being too shy you have scary dog privileges use it

Now Aoba Johsai were going to a match so as the supportive partner you were you of course went to cheer your boyfriend on

Kyotani was currently taking a break while you were talking with him and he looked away for a second and you were suddenly swept away in the crowd

Kyotani = PANIC MODE!!!

The crowd was pushing you until you found a way out

Now to the real problem, where the hell were you

You didn’t have your phone on you since you left it in your bag that was sitting with Kyotani so you couldn’t call him

And your crippling social anxiety was ever present so asking someone for directions was out of the question

That was until someone had come up to you

'Are you lost? Why don't you come and watch me play. You're pretty cute'

Your anxiety has skyrocketed

‘Oh, n-no I’m fine’

You spoke trying to get this guy away while also trying to spot Kyotani in the crowd since he was probably tearing the place up looking for you

‘Are you sure I don’t bite’

He spoke leaning closer to you while trapping you against the wall right behind you

‘I do’

Looking towards the voice you saw your very angry boyfriend

‘Taro!’

You yelled out happily while Kentaro tried with all his might to not blush at such a cute nickname

He’s trying to be intimidating Y/N! Stope being so cute!

He then walked up to the guy and grabbed him by the collar

‘You better leave my partner alone or we’ll have a problem’

Kyotani warned as the guy nodded and hastily ran away

Immediately Kyotani looked you over and asked if the guy did anything to you

You shook your head then smiled up at him

‘You looked so cool Taro! Like a knight in shining armour!’

His face erupted into flames as he looked everywhere but you

Why’d you have to be so cute Y/N he can’t think anymore

He would just grab your hand still incredibly embarrassed as he walked back to where your stuff was

Kyotani wouldn’t mind if you got lost again so he could save you like a knight

Back With Another Request For You

Yamamoto Akane

Why does no one write for this cutie?! Look at her!

Honestly you two are so different everyone questions your relationship

The both of you are pretty cute

I can totally imagine Akane being super nervous around you

She just thinks your so cute when your shy

Especially if you ask her for help

She will not hesitate to help you with anything social

She’ll be loud enough for the both of you 😌

She has a hair clip and scrunchie collection that she lets you use and even gets the both of you matching hair clips and scrunchies

Onto the actual request tho

Akane is the captain of the cheer squad for Nekoma

Akane wanted you to see how cool the boys volleyball club was she also wanted you to see how cool her older brother was ngl

But with this being the first time going to the volleyball arena that was filled with people you were very nervous

It also didn’t help that your girlfriend had to arrive early to set up the cheer squad and make sure everything was perfect

So Akane was calling you to help you get to the right area where the Nekoma game would be

That was until some guy approached you

‘Hey you’re pretty cute! Do you wanna go out’

You immediately got nervous but was able to tell the guy you weren’t single

‘Really? You’re dating someone? I don’t see them anywhere though’

The guy spoke stepping closer as you also stepped back

‘I-I’m actually busy trying to find the volleyball arena…’

You spoke nervously as you were not mentally prepared to talk to anyone other than Akane her brother and the Nekoma teammates

‘Hey asshole! Get away from Y/N!’

You looked over to see Akane puffed out from running but still standing her ground

‘Who are you ? They’re friend?’

The guy spoke but Akane stomped over to you two and stood in front of you protectively

‘I’m their girlfriend so back off!’

It was honestly funny how Akane was almost half the guys height but still managed to drive him off with her enraged face

‘That’s right you better run!’

Akane yelled as you giggled taking her hand in yours

‘Thanks Akane for saving me there’

You thanked them gave the girl a kiss on her cheek

‘Y-Y-Y-Y/N! You can’t just kiss me so suddenly! Warn me first!’

She exclaimed red in the face then hugged you tightly while hiding her face in your chest

That was until Akane realised you two would almost be late for the game

‘S-Stop distracting me Y/N! We’re gonna be late for the game!’

Akane yelled tightening her grip on your hand as she full on sprinted to the arena as you tried to keep up with your energetic girlfriend

Back With Another Request For You

Akashi Keiji

Man dating Akashi Y/N

You’re so lucky, wish it was me

Let me just say Akashi is so understanding of your crippling social anxiety

He would speak up for you if you had a question and if you didn’t get anything in class he would explain it to you himself

This man is so incredibly patient he would wait an entire 15 minutes just for you to ask if you could get help with your homework

He has experience with Bokuto

He would try to help you with your anxiety but would immediately stop if you became uncomfortable or too nervous

But he is friends with Bokuto so you’ll have to get used to his energetic personality

So Fukurodani had just won against Nekoma so you wanted to congratulate Akashi for the win

Until you remember how confusing the layout for the arena was and you were currently lost

Luckily you were able to text Akashi where you were so all you had to do was wait until he arrived

That was until a certain setter came up to you

That’s right

Koganegawa Kanji

Bet you didn’t see that coming

This boy saw you looking real cute and probably got a crush, so of course he ran up to you to talk

‘Hi there! I’m Koganegawa Kanji. I’m a first year setter for Date Tech! Your really cute! What’s your name? Could we go on a date?’

Honestly you couldn’t keep up with what he was saying

Even if you didn’t respond to him he would still talk

You were kind of just awkwardly standing there as a golden retriever in human form was excitedly talking to you

Looking around you tried to find Akashi in the crowd, when you did you immediately called him over with a worried look

You didn’t really think Koganegawa would do anything you were just too socially awkward to say a word to him, and you were just overwhelmed with all this excitement on you that you were basically on the verge of a panic attack

Akashi immediately seeing this quickly walked over to the both of you and standing in front of you, then grabbed your hand and just dragged you away from Koganegawa

Akashi knew you were overwhelmed so he decided the best option was to take you away from the situation so you could calm down

‘Your ok now Y/N. I saw this ice cream stand on my way here, do you want to get some?’

Back With Another Request For You

Miya Osamu

I’m pretty sure Osamu wouldn’t really understand why you were so anxious all the time

He just didn’t really get it probably still doesn’t get it but he’ll try his best to help you!

Osamu is definitely in love with you though

I 100% believe this man would fall in love so hard, especially if you encourage him with his cooking dream and tell him he would be a wonderful chef

This boy would spoil you with so much food, you literally don’t have to buy food

He absolutely adores you and is extremely protective of you for how anxious you can get

Lets say you were hanging out with Osamu before the game started and noticed his water bottle was getting empty so you offered to refill it

Osamu would say he can do it but Atsumu got involved so a fight was bound to happen between the two, so you just decided to refill his water bottle and get back before he noticed

Now while the game was almost going to start you would assume that outside the arena would be very empty…

You assumed wrong…

Many stalls were around for merchandise as well as many people walking around the place, which honestly put you on edge with how many people were here

But you were on a mission to refill Osamu’s water bottle and you would not let him down! So after hyping yourself up you walked into the crowd and immediately regretted your decision

You were at least able to avoid people enough to refill the bottle but as you were making your way back you accidentally bumped into someone

A certain stingy germ fanatic

‘I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to bump into you! Here take some of my wipes, again I’m super sorry!’

You apologise bringing out your cleaning wipes and offering the packet, your hands would always be really clammy and sweaty from your anxiety that you now carry cleaning wipes to clean your hands

Now Sakusa seeing such a cutie worry over him and offer him some cleaning wipes he was totally blushing under his mask

‘T-Thank you… are you a volleyball player or manager? Do you hate germs? What school do you go to?’

Sakusa was asking so many questions he was just a nervous baby who thought you looked really cute

With so many questions you got a bit nervous but you managed to answer them all until you brought up you came to watch Inarizaki

‘Oh, so are you an Atsumu fan?’

Sakusa asked but you could tell he was upset when talking about the Miya

‘No, Atsumu is more… how do I say this nicely… Atsumu is a bit too loud for my taste, I prefer quite people like his brother Osamu!’

You spoke happy you were able to say a complete sentence without stuttering

At your words Sakusa lit up, you prefer quite guys! That’s perfect if he hadn’t of bumped into you he would probably be brooding in a corner quietly right now!

But before anything could happen Osamu was here to the rescue

‘Y/N! There you are, the match is gonna start soon’

While saying this with the most calm voice ever and glaring daggers at Sakusa

The both of them kind of had a stare off until you had to walk away and drag Osamu with you, the both of them continued to stare until they lost sight of each other

As soon as Osamu lost sight of Sakusa he quickly turned to you

'Y/N! I don't want you talking to other guys! You're too cute for your own good! I'll have to fight off every guy that looks at you!'

Even though Osamu said this he was fine with it as it was a way he could protect you and show everyone his yours and your his

Back With Another Request For You

Aone Takanobu

I feel like Aone can relate to you on this

Not so much the anxiety part

But he is 100% ready to sit quietly with you

Quite café or study dates are his favourite especially if you become more comfortable with him and get more loud and carefree

He would definitely intimidate anyone being rude to you, probably just stands behind you while glaring at the person

Aone would be your silent cheerleader

You were able to ask a question in class, you receive so many head pats

You talk on the phone with someone, boy Is very proud

Able to order lunch by yourself, Aone will pay and give you more food you deserve it ☺️

Now we all know Aone is basically a teddy bear, but when it comes to you bro is so protective

He just loves you so much and hates to see you stressed or uncomfortable

would literally stare someone down if they complimented you with ulterior motives or stared at you for too long

which is why he suddenly got so angry when he saw two guys caging you between the wall and themselves

He walked as quick as he could with his long ass legs to stand behind the two guys

Once the both of them noticed Aone's shadow towering over them they turned and saw the scariest glare they had ever seen

Of course the two guys ran away almost pissing themselves

You immediately wrapped Aone in a hug as you looked up to him

'Thank you so much Aone, no matter what I said those two wouldn't get the hint and leave!'

Your cheeks had squished up against Aone, after seeing this he lifted his hands and began to play with your round cheeks as he wore a smile


Tags
3 years ago

Please tell me your still writting the "The Hashira's Darling" cuz gurl I'm in love with it TwT

Oh definitely it’s just since school is finishing for me I have to send in all my assignments but it’s definitely continuing don’t worry! More should be posted over school holidays!

2 years ago

If anyone was wondering about my 'The Hashira's Darling' series I was writing you can read the updated version of it on my AO3 profile

archiveofourown.org
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Tags
3 years ago

The Hashira's Darling | Chapter Five | Various x GN reader

The following days Rengoku and yourself came to an agreement to take care of Tomioka by giving him lots of treats and if he was comfortable enough the three of you would cuddle, you even made simmered salmon with daikon and when he saw it he smiled so you vowed to make the dish for him whenever he asked or visited again. You were reading a book on the engawa when you saw Rengoku walk up to you 'Hello Rengoku! It's a lovely morning don't you think?' You asked putting your book aside 'It is a fine morning!' He exclaimed but you could tell he was tense 'Is something wrong Rengoku?' You asked worriedly 'Yes actually! Back in the hot springs, I noticed that your body had been very scarred but I didn't want to say anything since we were comforting Giyuu!' He spoke in a serious tone which shocked you with how series he suddenly got 'Ah. Yes I received heavy abuse from my family growing up before I ran away' you explained and you saw the Flame Hasira visibly tense 'But I'm much better here!' you happily exclaimed 'That's good to hear' Kyojuro said smiling 'Is there anything else you needed?' You asked

'Yes! Myself and Tomioka thought a picnic would be lovely today! If you'll like to join us!' The fiery man exclaimed 'That sounds wonderful!' You cheered, following the Hashira to a cute picnic that was set up under a tree and saw Tomioka sitting under it 'Hello Tomioka! How are you today?' You asked sitting next to the said male 'Better than I have been for a while' he spoke and you swear you saw a hint of a smile both you and Kyojuro beamed at Giyuu and he looked down at his lap, there was already one sun he didn't need two more. Rengoku also sat down with both males siting on either sides of you 'This looks delicious you two!' You exclaimed since both Hashira's wanted to cook while you relaxed 'Yes! It does! I almost burnt the food but Giyuu managed to save it! He's a pretty good cook!' Kyojuro exclaimed with a closed eye smile 'I'm not that good' Giyuu mumbled sipping from his drink shyly 'Nonsense! We would be eating charcoal if you didn't come to help!' Kyojuro boasted.

The three of you began to eat in a comfortable silence with the occasional "Umai!" Coming from Rengoku 'So is there a reason for this picnic?' You asked 'Well today was our last day here! So I thought it would be nice to have a picnic before we left!' Kyojuro proclaimed making you choke on your food while Giyuu rubbed your back 'T-That was today! I must have forgotten I'm so sorry!' You yelled apologizing 'I was going to make gifts for the both of you but I must have forgotten!' You explained clearly distressed that they wouldn't have a gift before they left 'You don't need to give us any gifts L/N! You have been a wonderful host and I am sure Giyuu will agree that spending time with you has been a wonderful time!' Kyojuro exclaimed and his smile was the biggest you've ever seen from him.

Giyuu nodded along with the fire like man with a small smile form on his face, the Water Hashira hadn't felt this comfortable in so long you had been absolutely wonderful you and Rengoku make him feel special and warm in his heart whenever his with you two, but it saddens him he has to leave you, but maybe you two could send each other letters by crow! Kyojuro felt the exact same as Tomioka he had always admired Giyuu and wanted to get closer with him and after talking with Mitsuri he found out that he was actually crushing on the Water Hashira but when he met you and got to know you as well as Giyuu over the week he knew he wanted to spend the rest of his life with you and Giyuu.

But all good things come to an end as it was time for the two men to leave 'L/N I was wondering if we could exchange letters. I would also like to do the same with you Rengoku' Tomioka spoke getting the attention of the both of you 'I would love to Tomioka!' You exclaimed happily as the three of you agreed to send letters to each other. Once again you were back in the clearing to bid Rengoku and Tomioka goodbye and greet your new guest, but you were a little surprised when you saw a giant of a man and three beautiful woman with him 'Uzui it's great to see you again!' Kyojuro yelled out to his friend 'Ah! Kyojuro you're looking as flamboyant as ever! How have you been!' The two men yelled enthusiastically as you and Tomioka when on the side trying not to become deaf.

The two loud men seemed to be catching up with each other so you decided to greet the other guests, you walked over to the three woman and god they were all really pretty you even felt a bit insecure talking to them 'Um... Hello!' You spoke grabbing the girls attention as they turned to look at you, you steadied your breathing and brought back your usual smile on 'I'm L/N Y/N! I'll be taking care you this week. I hope you three don't mind me saying but you all are very beautiful!' You exclaimed albeit rather shy with reddish cheeks.

The three girls before you felt their hearts clench, you were just too cute for them, the youngest of the three women let out a squeal 'Aahh! L/N you're so cute! Absolutely adorable I could just eat you up!' She yelled out cupping her cheeks as her words made you blush furiously, suddenly the girl next to her slapped her across the head 'Idiot! Don't just yell like a weirdo introduced yourself damn it!' She yelled angrily 'Hey you two need to calm down this isn't a good introduction'

The other girl that had her hair in a high ponytail tried to calm the other two down while the angry girl with blond bangs/fringe and black hair in a ponytail ignored the more calm girl to continue beating the crying girl 'WWAAAHHH! Lord Tengen! Makio is hitting me!' The cowering girl cried out 'You two calm down' the calmer of the three continued to calm the rowdier of the two, you looked over to Rengoku and the man one of the girls called "Lord Tengen" as the two men were having quite a loud conversation, you turned to look at Giyuu as he was awkwardly standing at the side “I’m gonna miss the quiet huh?” You thought


Tags
3 years ago

My Mom's Opinion on KNY Characters

(Quick note my mom has only read up to Volume 12 of the manga so she won't know every character)

Tanjiro Kamado: Wholesome

Nezuko Kamado: She's a warrior/fighter

Zenitsu Agatsuma: Dimwitted

Inoseke Hashibira: Savage

Kanao Tsuyuri: Suppressed

Genya Shinazugawa: Angry/Hostile

Giyu Tomioka: He has morals and he's humane

Shinobu Kocho: She's condescending and rude, her use in poison is impressive but she's a bad person for saying no one likes Giyu

Mitsuri Kanroji: Comes across as ditzy she's hot but doesn't really know or have an opinion

Tengen Uzui: Powerful, force to be reckoned with, flashy (My mom likes Hinatsuru the most of the wives)

Kyojuro Rengoku: Another wholesome boy, good guy, he shouldn't have died

Sanemi Shinazugawa: F*cking hate him! He can die in a hole!

Obanai Iguro: Same as Sanemi

Muichiro Tokito: Seems lost, doesn't know who he is

Himejima Gyomie: Doesn't know much, all he does is cry

All Demons: I think they're all horrible, I hate them

Tamayo: Trying to find a better life


Tags
3 years ago

Yoriichi + any character/s (separately)you'd want to write for, hcs for how they'd react to their s/o cooking them a grand meal with their favorites foods and such once they get back to their shared estate. When asked "what's the occasion?", s/o just smiles and goes "nothing, I just wanna show u ily" with a big smile 💕

Omg finally a Yoriichi ask this precious boy needs love

Characters: Yoriichi

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: None

Yoriichi Tsugikuni

You and Yoriichi have been together for a while now and recently his been on a mission for about two weeks

He sent you a letter yesterday that he would be back home for dinner, so you thought this was the perfect opportunity to make a big meal so he can go to bed with a full stomach

You have been preparing dinner for the entire day since there was a lot of food and you wanted it to be perfect so your sweet baby can have a relaxing night when he returns

Just as you finished setting everything up you heard the front door open, quickly you ran to greet Yoriichi so you can send him to take a bath so he can be all clean and relaxed for his meal

As you turned the corner you saw your handsome boy, you ran up to him wrapping your arms around his neck and you gave him a peck on the lips before hugging him

Your smile widened when you felt his tense body relax against you pulling your body closer to his as he wrapped his arms around your hips hugging you back

“Hello love! I missed you so much!” You exclaimed happy to have Yoriichi in your arms again and you knew he felt the same “I missed you as well” he spoke burying his face in your neck as he exhaled and breathed in your comforting scent

You pulled back and cupped his face in your hands and gave him a deep sweet kiss as he tried to pull you even closer towards himself, but soon enough you needed air, so you leaned back with Yoriichi following your lips you giggled then told him to go to the baths so you can finish with dinner

He complied and walked off so you went back to the dining room to check if everything was all ready and after you were satisfied with the work you sat down and waited for Yoriichi to arrive

Once he did he looked over all the food prepared then his eyes landed on you sitting down patiently for him “What’s all this?” He asked sitting down next to you “Is today a special occasion?” He asked and you noticed he seemed tense about maybe forgetting something important “I guess you returning home to me safe is special, but I made this all so you could have a nice big meal when you got home!” You exclaimed happily

Yoriichi then gave you one of his rare smiles that you knew can outshine the sun "You are too good to me" he spoke still staring at you in admiration "Nonsense you deserve everything you want!" You exclaimed pouting which earned you a laugh from the usually stoic demon slayer

“Thank you love I really appreciate this” he spoke “No problem” you said “Now let’s eat before all this food gets cold!” You exclaimed beginning to dig into your food

"Y/N..."

"Yeah?"

"I love you so much"

"I love you too!"


Tags
3 years ago

The Hashira's Darling | Chapter One | Various x GN Reader |

Part Two,

Your job in the Demon Slayer Corps was a necessary one but not that known about, your job was to give Demon Slayers and sometimes Kakushi a place to wind down and relax, you were good friends with Ubuyashiki Kagaya and would often visit him and when he told you of how sometimes his children are stressed a lot you offered to help out, and now you have a cottage that you modified to have an extremely relaxing atmosphere surrounded by wisteria trees. You heard the caws of your Kasugai crow named Cherry since that was her favorite treat her feathers were a Quinacridone Magenta color, you patted her head and gave her a cherry and she cawed happily eating the treat as you took the note that was strapped to her leg to read it.

Dear (L/N) (Y/N)

I hope you are doing well and taking care of yourself. I wish to inform you that my Hashira will be visiting you as I’ve noticed that the nine of them deserve a break I can only send two of them for now but when the two have finished I will send two to replace them.

“The Hashira huh? I haven’t met them before, some Demon Slayers and Kakushi mentioned them giving them a hard time…. But from what I’ve heard from Kagaya they’re very kind” I thought cleaning around my cottage and making sure everything is ready, then I went outside and began my walk to greet the Hashira that will be staying with you. You see your house was built right next to a waterfall so you could have hot springs for your guest so there was a specific way to get to your place, any other way and you’d be lost in the dense forest of wisteria.

You found yourself in a clearing with a female and male in front of you, you assumed the two were the Hashira but they were quite short but still taller than you ‘Hello! Are you two Hashira by chance?’ You asked grabbing both their attention as they immediately reached for their katana getting in a fighting stance ‘My Kagaya was right you two seem very stressed!’ You gasped shocked and the girl slowly lets go of her weapons handle ‘Are you the one who will be caring for us?’ She asked still on guard ‘Yes I am! I’ll be taking care of you two for a few days, so please follow me!’ You happily spoke and the three of you began to walk back to your cottage with the male still being on guard ‘Oh! I almost forgot! My name is (L/N) (Y/N) what are your names?’ You asked looking at the two ‘I’m Kocho Shinobu and this is Iguro Obanai’ Kocho introduced.

After a few minutes, the three of you arrived at your house and the two Hashira stared the atmosphere was so warm and calming, you were about to enter your house until you noticed the two Demon Slayers weren’t behind you ‘Would you two like to come inside!’ You called out to them and the both of them froze up, the way the wind was moving through your hair with a few wisteria petals blowing around you, and to add to it your smile reminded the two of the shining sun.

‘Are you two ok? Both of your faces are very red!’ You worriedly spoke running up to the two ‘Do you two need some water or I can set out a futon for you?’ You reached out your hands and placed them on the forehead of the two to check their temperature after a few seconds the both of them reacted with Iguro turning his head away while muttering under his breath and Kocho grabbed your hand with a smile ‘We’re fine (L/N) just taking in the place’ she spoke and the three of you went inside your home, it was big enough to house three people so you three should be comfortable ‘Let me show you two to your rooms’ you said walking down the hall

‘Here are the rooms, mine is at the end of the hall if you need anything you spoke pointing at your room ‘There are also a pair of yukata in the rooms if you’d like to change. Oh before I forget Iguro would you follow me please’ you spoke and he grumbled but still followed you. Going to your room you opened a shelf and began to look through some draws ‘I noticed that you wear bandages covering your mouth, and that can be uncomfortable which is not what we need so you should wear this instead’ you explained bringing out a white mask you brought out a matching pastel (F/C) mask and put it on ‘You put it on like this and if you want to keep it on without taking it off you can do this’ you said pulling it under your chin smiling at him ‘You don’t have to wear it I just thought it would be more comfortable’ you spoke offering it to him and he hesitantly took it ‘You can put it on now if you want!’ You exclaimed closing your eyes and covering them with your hands.

Obanai didn’t know what to think, at first he thought this whole relax for a week was a waste of time when he could be slaying demons instead when he saw you he couldn’t deny that you were very cute but he was only into Kanroji no one else…. But this gift is something else. Smiling Iguro took off his bandages and put on the mask you had given him then he cleared his throat ‘I’m done’ he said you removed your hands from your face and opened your eyes ‘Wow…. The mask looks good on you’ a small blush was on your face ‘It makes you even more handsome!’ You gushed smiling making Iguro become a flustered mess, looking closer at Iguro’s neck you noticed his scarf wasn’t a scarf but a snake! ‘Oh my! Is that a snake! What’s their name?’ You excitedly asked looking up at Iguro ‘H-His name is Kaburamaru’ Iguro stuttered trying to calm down, then the albino snake moved from Iguro’s neck to yours wrapping around your neck comfortably ‘His very cute’ you spoke petting his head

‘Ara~Ara~ (L/N), Iguro have you forgotten that I’m here too~’ Kocho spoke up surprising you too. ‘Ah! Kocho I didn’t mean to neglect you, you are also a guest do you need something?’ You fretted over the girl not realizing she was just teasing ‘I was just teasing (L/N)’ she explained ‘No I was being a bad host Iguro if you want you can go change as well’ you said smiling up at him and he quickly left to not further embarrass himself ‘So is there anything you want or need Kocho?’ You asked attention to her ‘Well I am a bit hungry and I’m sure Iguro is as well’ Shinobu spoke and you nodded ‘Why don’t you explore around you might find something you like’ you spoke then rushed back to your room looking through letters you exchanged with Kagaya ‘Ah! Here it is!’ You yelled looking at the letter Kagaya had sent you a letter of all the things he knew the Hashira liked and you found the one with food ‘So Kocho likes Ginger Tsukudani and Iguro likes Tororo-Konbu, ok I think I have all the ingredients’ You spoke then went to the kitchen to start cooking

You felt Kaburamaru wiggle around ‘Is something the matter Kaburamaru?’ You asked looking at the snake as he slithered down your arm ‘He might be cold’ you heard Iguro say behind you so you turned to face him ‘Really? I guess I should bring him outside’ You said looking up at Iguro ‘I was just going to start making some lunch Kocho is off exploring but feel free to do whatever you want’ You said moving your arm to Iguro’s neck so Kaburamaru can wrap around him as you continued to prepare lunch as you heard Iguro walk off. The food was done so you lifted the plates and went to look for the two Hashira and you found them in the room all the Demon Slayer and Kakushi like, the room had beanbags around the room and many pillows, as well as a bookshelf filled with books and games you would play with guest as well as a few instruments you would also play for any guest, currently Kocho, was looking at your books and Iguro was staring intensely at your instruments ‘Hello I’ve got lunch here!’ You spoke placing the food on a table ‘Iguro if you want you don’t have to eat in here’ you commented looking at the man and he thanked you before taking his food and leaving ‘What about you (L/N) aren’t you going to eat anything?’ Kocho asked looking at you ‘I’m fine I ate before you two showed up’ you said sitting across from Kocho.

‘(L/N) I wanted to ask you are a foreigner right?’ Kocho asked ‘Yes I’m from Colombia’ you said happily ‘Why do you ask?’ You questioned ‘Just curious. What’s Colombia like?’ Kocho asked 'It's amazing everyone in my hometown is so nice and friendly! And nature looks so colorful and bright! But the music and dancing is my favorite!' You spoke animatedly while Shinobu smiled watching you talk so excitedly about your home, you just hoped that she would buy most of it. The truth is you came from a very toxic family they were all abusive in there own ways and with battles happening near were you lived you had to escape but at least you found Kagaya who helped you so much that you would do about anything to repay the kind man, you waited till Kocho finished her food and it was almost evening 'Kocho if you want I can give you a message before you go in' you offered before you two approached the hot springs 'If you don't mind' Kocho said and she followed you to a room and asked her to undress and lay on the message table as you turned to give her some privacy, you lit a scented candle and poured some essential oils on your hand before starting the message 'You have lovely skin Kocho' you absentmindedly spoke as you worked getting some appreciative groans from the girl 'Is that so?' She asked 'Yes it's very beautiful, are you married?' You asked not once stopping and you felt Kocho tense 'I'm sorry if that is a sensitive topic' you soothingly spoke rubbing her shoulders.

'It's fine you just startled me. No I am not married, why do you ask~?' Kocho questioned in a teasing tone 'I'm sure whoever wins your heart you will make that person very happy' you said smiling and Shinobu felt warm your words sounded so sincere and comforting that she couldn't help but blush, ever since she's gotten here and met you her heart has been all astir and she can't help but just look at you 'Kocho would you like a scalp message?' You asked and with a quick 'Yes' Shinobu was sat up with a yakuta on and her butterfly hairpin placed gently on the table, and with clean hands you gently began to thread your fingers through her hair and Shinobu felt tears well up in her eyes, this all felt so domestic like demons didn't exist this was all just too much, soon enough Kocho was full on sobbing and you held her in a gentle but firm hug and she clung to you afraid she could lose this feeling 'It's ok you can let it all out' you whispered gently to her rubbing her back soothingly, after what felt like hours to Shinobu she was only sniffling when you handed her some water 'Do you want me to continue?' You asked standing near Shinobu in case she needed something 'I think I'll go to bed know' she said and you nodded picking up her butterfly hairpin offering it to her 'My room is always open if you ever need something remember that ok' you said reaching up to gently hold her cheek then gave her the warmest smile you could muster then began to clean up and Shinobu left to her room, she could still feel your gentle hands over her body, you hand been so soft and gentle and even though she was suppose to be relaxing her heart couldn't stop hammering in her chest.

You had just finished your cleaning when you saw Iguro walking out of the hot springs talking to Kaburamaru 'Iguro did you enjoy yourself?' You asked walking up to him, he nodded at you closing his eyes in a way that made you think he was smiling 'I did it was very nice!' He exclaimed making you smile as well 'That's good to hear, did you enjoy your food from earlier?' You asked and was met with the same answer 'I imagine your heading to bed' you said looking up at him 'I am I hope you rest well' he said shocking you a bit, usually the Demon Slayers or Kakushi would just thank you and that was it, but with Kocho asking about yourself and Iguro hoping you have a good sleep felt new but warm as well 'I hope you and Kaburamaru have a good sleep as well' you smiled and Iguro caught the gratefulness in your eyes and with the way you looked so innocent to him, made him feel the need to protect you from this dangerous world as he felt his heart quicken up 'W-Well I'll be off now' Iguro stuttered out walking to his room rather quickly before you could respond, shrugging his behavior off you also went to your room writing in a journal about the day and experiences you had and about Kocho and Iguro, you just hoped when you meet the other Hashira that they will be just as kind as those two. You smiled putting the book away then setting out your futon and laying inside it getting comfortable, you just wish that tomorrow will be just as pleasant as today.


Tags
2 years ago

oooh just thought of another one:

rengoku and tengen with a s/o who loves to cook and is always trying new recipes for them try. when it’s their birthday, the boys try to cook a meal for them in return but almost burn the house down and are banned from being within 10 feet of the stove☠️

| Characters: Uzui Tengen, Rengoku Kyojuro |

| Gender Neutral Reader |

| Warnings: None |

| Genre: Fluff |

| Synopsis: Two himbo boyfriends try to make a meal for their partner who is now the only one allowed in the kitchen |

Oooh Just Thought Of Another One:

being able to score both Tengen and Rengoku must be a skill I swear

so both of them absolutely love you these two would literally help you hide a body if necessary

but the fact you love to cook for these two

please do less you’re going to kill them of love

you always make sure they have lunch when they go to work as well as writing a cute lil messages that make their day even better

these two love you so much

so when your birthday was coming up these boys made sure to have the day off at work to spend the whole day with you

the both of them made sure not to wake you as they got out of bed

both Rengoku and Tengen stood side by side as they looked at the recipe online

‘It can’t be that hard Y/N does this stuff everyday’

Tengen spoke as Rengoku nodded along even though both of them had no idea what to do they were going to do their best for your birthday

——————————————————————————

You moved your arms around to try and find the body of one of your lovers but you were only left with cold empty sheets, letting out a groan you slowly sat up to begin your daily routine, that was until you heard somewhat silent screaming coming from the kitchen. Becoming slightly curious and concerned you made your way down the hall to the kitchen, the sight before you surprised you greatly.

Tengen had flour all over him while wearing a pair of mittens that were currently on fire as he was screaming in lower case, while Kyojuro was looking intensely at his phone while chopping wildly at a tomato getting the juice everywhere and on himself not noticing he was dicing the tomato into nothing.

‘What are you two doing?’ You spoke up groggy as the two flinched then turned to look at you. You still wore Tengens sweater and Kyojuro’s pants from last night while your bed hair was going everywhere ‘W-Well you see gem we wanted to make you something special for your birthday!’ Tengen exclaimed taking off the now charred mittens ‘But we don’t know how to cook food!’ Kyojuro called out like he normally would but you could tell he had a hint of nervousness.

‘Sorry… Love we didn’t mean to make a mess… or wake you…’ Tengen timidly spoke looking down in shame while Kyojuro did the same, smiling you walked up to the two ‘Don’t worry I’m not mad. Why don’t you two take a shower and we can all clean the kitchen together. Then we can order take out and cuddle on the couch and watch a movie’ you suggested as both the boys lit up knowing you weren’t angry at them.

Soon the three of you cleaned whatever it was Tengen and Kyojuro were trying to cook, as all of you sat on the big couch that could fit you all as each of you were eating the freshly delivered pizza ‘From now on you two are band from the kitchen’ you spoke looking through the movies available to watch ‘Fine by me! I prefer your cooking anyway Sunshine!’ Kyojuro spoke happily while cuddling against your left side.

‘Same here Diamond! I’ll pick your cooking all the time!’ Tengen exclaimed wrapping his arms around the both of you then leaning back bringing both yourself and Kyojuro laying on Tengen’s chest, smiling you gave both your boys a kiss then snuggled into Tengen’s chest with Kyojuro wrapping his arms around you and Tengen holding the both of you closer to himself ‘After this movie you both are going to take me out to get birthday gifts’ you spoke pressing play as both of them grinned at you, while the three of you finished your pizzas and occasionally made comments on the movie.

Best birthday ever.


Tags
Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
  • blubblah
    blubblah liked this · 3 months ago
  • ghostlyisgone
    ghostlyisgone liked this · 4 months ago
  • sapphirix
    sapphirix liked this · 6 months ago
  • jasfart
    jasfart liked this · 6 months ago
  • kissrgirl
    kissrgirl liked this · 6 months ago
  • lakenv-404
    lakenv-404 liked this · 7 months ago
  • jaydednoodle
    jaydednoodle liked this · 7 months ago
  • marii-tan
    marii-tan liked this · 7 months ago
  • bibikissed
    bibikissed liked this · 7 months ago
  • boylicious143
    boylicious143 liked this · 7 months ago
  • trafalgarenjoyer3000
    trafalgarenjoyer3000 liked this · 7 months ago
  • saltysushi
    saltysushi liked this · 8 months ago
  • dollickan
    dollickan liked this · 9 months ago
  • jaggedsi
    jaggedsi liked this · 9 months ago
  • jayvolans
    jayvolans liked this · 10 months ago
  • angelic-roses01
    angelic-roses01 liked this · 11 months ago
  • suru1990
    suru1990 reblogged this · 11 months ago
  • rieuvie
    rieuvie liked this · 11 months ago
  • qyangurii
    qyangurii liked this · 11 months ago
  • familyfriendlyweed
    familyfriendlyweed liked this · 11 months ago
  • stlion2
    stlion2 liked this · 11 months ago
  • decaffeinatedpumpkin
    decaffeinatedpumpkin reblogged this · 11 months ago
  • wendigodemon-prod
    wendigodemon-prod liked this · 1 year ago
  • amagikan
    amagikan liked this · 1 year ago
  • decaffeinatedpumpkin
    decaffeinatedpumpkin liked this · 1 year ago
  • justicekey
    justicekey liked this · 1 year ago
  • pinkcreationprincess
    pinkcreationprincess liked this · 1 year ago
  • thepurevessel1
    thepurevessel1 liked this · 1 year ago
  • demstarno
    demstarno liked this · 1 year ago
  • crochetedwhale
    crochetedwhale liked this · 1 year ago
  • booooooo09
    booooooo09 liked this · 1 year ago
  • iifloof-blog
    iifloof-blog liked this · 1 year ago
  • crimcriminal
    crimcriminal liked this · 1 year ago
  • ooziass
    ooziass liked this · 1 year ago
  • simply-blank
    simply-blank liked this · 1 year ago
  • touyas-princess
    touyas-princess liked this · 1 year ago
  • tree484
    tree484 liked this · 1 year ago
  • gloriousangeljudgemug
    gloriousangeljudgemug liked this · 1 year ago
  • mellonylain
    mellonylain liked this · 1 year ago
  • dr-rosalie5503
    dr-rosalie5503 liked this · 1 year ago
  • riverofdaystar
    riverofdaystar liked this · 1 year ago
  • dabisburntpussylips2
    dabisburntpussylips2 liked this · 1 year ago
  • dizzybear
    dizzybear liked this · 1 year ago
  • freesugarbee
    freesugarbee liked this · 1 year ago
  • heheikikk
    heheikikk liked this · 1 year ago
  • purpleskelly
    purpleskelly liked this · 1 year ago
  • lacknaliana
    lacknaliana liked this · 1 year ago
goblinratman101 - Request: Open
Request: Open

They/Them, He/Him

73 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags