He Has Returned

oooh just thought of another one:

rengoku and tengen with a s/o who loves to cook and is always trying new recipes for them try. when it’s their birthday, the boys try to cook a meal for them in return but almost burn the house down and are banned from being within 10 feet of the stove☠️

| Characters: Uzui Tengen, Rengoku Kyojuro |

| Gender Neutral Reader |

| Warnings: None |

| Genre: Fluff |

| Synopsis: Two himbo boyfriends try to make a meal for their partner who is now the only one allowed in the kitchen |

being able to score both Tengen and Rengoku must be a skill I swear

so both of them absolutely love you these two would literally help you hide a body if necessary

but the fact you love to cook for these two

please do less you’re going to kill them of love

you always make sure they have lunch when they go to work as well as writing a cute lil messages that make their day even better

these two love you so much

so when your birthday was coming up these boys made sure to have the day off at work to spend the whole day with you

the both of them made sure not to wake you as they got out of bed

both Rengoku and Tengen stood side by side as they looked at the recipe online

‘It can’t be that hard Y/N does this stuff everyday’

Tengen spoke as Rengoku nodded along even though both of them had no idea what to do they were going to do their best for your birthday

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You moved your arms around to try and find the body of one of your lovers but you were only left with cold empty sheets, letting out a groan you slowly sat up to begin your daily routine, that was until you heard somewhat silent screaming coming from the kitchen. Becoming slightly curious and concerned you made your way down the hall to the kitchen, the sight before you surprised you greatly.

Tengen had flour all over him while wearing a pair of mittens that were currently on fire as he was screaming in lower case, while Kyojuro was looking intensely at his phone while chopping wildly at a tomato getting the juice everywhere and on himself not noticing he was dicing the tomato into nothing.

‘What are you two doing?’ You spoke up groggy as the two flinched then turned to look at you. You still wore Tengens sweater and Kyojuro’s pants from last night while your bed hair was going everywhere ‘W-Well you see gem we wanted to make you something special for your birthday!’ Tengen exclaimed taking off the now charred mittens ‘But we don’t know how to cook food!’ Kyojuro called out like he normally would but you could tell he had a hint of nervousness.

‘Sorry… Love we didn’t mean to make a mess… or wake you…’ Tengen timidly spoke looking down in shame while Kyojuro did the same, smiling you walked up to the two ‘Don’t worry I’m not mad. Why don’t you two take a shower and we can all clean the kitchen together. Then we can order take out and cuddle on the couch and watch a movie’ you suggested as both the boys lit up knowing you weren’t angry at them.

Soon the three of you cleaned whatever it was Tengen and Kyojuro were trying to cook, as all of you sat on the big couch that could fit you all as each of you were eating the freshly delivered pizza ‘From now on you two are band from the kitchen’ you spoke looking through the movies available to watch ‘Fine by me! I prefer your cooking anyway Sunshine!’ Kyojuro spoke happily while cuddling against your left side.

‘Same here Diamond! I’ll pick your cooking all the time!’ Tengen exclaimed wrapping his arms around the both of you then leaning back bringing both yourself and Kyojuro laying on Tengen’s chest, smiling you gave both your boys a kiss then snuggled into Tengen’s chest with Kyojuro wrapping his arms around you and Tengen holding the both of you closer to himself ‘After this movie you both are going to take me out to get birthday gifts’ you spoke pressing play as both of them grinned at you, while the three of you finished your pizzas and occasionally made comments on the movie.

Best birthday ever.

Why?

so i was watching ice age: the meltdown (as you do) and happened to notice something

you know who this guy looks like? lowkey?

I love this

I have made a craft paint acrylic on canvas repaint of The Happy Accidents of the Swing, by Jean-Honoré Fragonard, but it's frogs🐸🌸

(Available as prints, stickers, and a bunch of other things on my Redbubble shop✨🐸)

Based on my Kins would you trust me and/or would you like me

inspiration just struck

ok tengen, giyu, rengoku, shinobu

what would their ideal date look like? tengen would def go somewhere like an amusement park for the flamboyance, giyu for sure is something like a quiet restaurant or cafe and stroll in the park, but rengoku and shinobu could probably go either way

either way i’m off to fantasize some more ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

| God if it weren’t for you giving me all these good ideas my profile would be dead |

| Warnings: None |

| Genre: Fluff/Headcanon |

| Characters: Uzui Tengen, Rengoku Kyojuro, Tomioka Giyuu, Kocho Shinobu |

| Sorry this took so long I honestly forgot I had waiting request |

Uzui Tengen

I 100% agree that Tengen would have his ideal date at an amusement park

But counter point

Tengen I think would have him and his date go to a festival

Extra counter point

My College AU Tengen would have an ideal date at a Musical Festival were him and his band perform

Reasons for this is he can show off his drumming skills

And festivals especially music ones let you stay for a few days so he would have a lot of time to get to know you

As well as the fact he can talk about his interest and introduce you to Makio, Suma and Hinatsuru (I am not excluding these 3 wonderful women)

He would probably want to see if you and his girls get along or not (you better hope you 4 are besties or are also dating them)

Though if Tengen did go with the Amusement Park date he would probably want the date to start in the early afternoon and end around 9 or 10 pm

I can see him wanting to be with his date for the whole day

In my head even though Tengen is a huge flirt I think he wouldn’t want to commit himself to a relationship unless he has an emotional connection with the other person

He also definitely is serious about his relationship and very committed to his lover I think he would commit murder before he even thinks about cheating

But anyway back to the main topic

I feel like Tengen wouldn’t try and put on a front of how he’s a gentleman or the perfect guy

Tengen would just act as he normally does and wouldn’t try to be what he isn’t

I feel like his worst date would be at a library or at a coffee shop

Tengen much prefers being loud and having excitement in his life

so any place that has a bunch of rules or is somewhere you need to be quiet he would probably leave the first 5 minutes in

Rengoku Kyojuro

Honestly I think Kyojuro would be fine with any type of date

I think he would prefer if the date location was chosen by the other person than himself

I just feel like he wouldn’t normally go on dates unless he thought the person was his soulmate or it was meant to be

Kyojuro probably wouldn’t care where the date was as long as he got to spend time with you

You could honestly have a date in the most badly reviewed restaurant and he would be fine with it as long as you were there

This boy would be such a gentleman as well he would pull your chair out for you, he would pay for whatever it was you two went, he would even bring an extra jacket if you got cold

Though I think once Kyojuro gets more comfortable with you he would absolutely adore at home dates

Getting your favourite junk food sitting on the couch with blankets wrapped around the both of you in your pyjamas while watching a movie

Kyojuro would definitely carry you to bed if you fell asleep as you two would then cuddle until he fell asleep

Honestly the dream right there

And if he woke up before you he would love to make breakfast in bed for you as long as you give him all the kisses he wants

I definitely feel like Kyojuro would be somewhat awkward at the beginning of the relationship but once you two are very comfortable with each other it honestly just comes naturally to him

Husband material 1000000% (I would add more 0’s but we got two more people to do!)

Tomioka Giyuu

I feel like Giyuu would be the most awkward out of everyone else so he doesn’t really get around but

I feel like his ideal date would be getting lunch and then going to an Aquarium and depending on how it’s going dinner would be added

For some reason I think Giyuu would prefer dates to be only in the afternoon it wouldn’t be to early or too late for him

I think the Aquarium because I have a sneaking suspicion that Giyuu really likes sea animals the fish, octopus and sharks are his favourite

He probably has a fish tank

Giyuu would be really quite during the date so I think he would either like someone else to do the talking or would prefer someone who also enjoys the quite with him

Even though he has no idea what he is doing he definitely unintentionally lays down some charm

Opening the door for you

While walking he probably has an arm around your shoulder or has his hand on your back

He would probably buy the both of you matching plushies (I’m thinking dolphins) and then make your plushies kiss or something cute like that

I 100% believe Giyuu is such a charmer but doesn’t know it (probably thinks the date is going terrible)

Kocho Shinobu

I feel like Shinobu’s ideal date would be a movie in the afternoon and then a nice dinner

Basic I know but

I definitely believe Shinobu rarely goes on dates so she would probably look up date ideas or do dates she’s seen in movies

She would probably be pretty stiff at the beginning but the movie would definitely help with the nerves

At the dinner she would talk about how interesting or bad the movie was and then conversation would just flow easily with her

With Shinobu not knowing how to do dates she would definitely prefer a day or two notice before the date starts so she can prepare herself

She would try and act quite and just sit there and be pretty (she already is tho) as she has no idea on what to do

I feel like she would be fine with any type of date she would probably try anything once

Once Shinobu becomes more confident with dates I think her ideal date would still be a movie but then going window shopping then dinner

Same reasons earlier for why a movie

With the window shopping if the person she’s with is serious about her she would want to know what they like and dislike

It’s also just another way to get to know her date

If she think the date isn’t going well she would probably just skip to the dinner as I think she would find it useless to know stuff about her date if she thinks she won’t go out with them

@kabe-u-don

Yoriichi + any character/s (separately)you'd want to write for, hcs for how they'd react to their s/o cooking them a grand meal with their favorites foods and such once they get back to their shared estate. When asked "what's the occasion?", s/o just smiles and goes "nothing, I just wanna show u ily" with a big smile 💕

Omg finally a Yoriichi ask this precious boy needs love

Characters: Yoriichi

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: None

Yoriichi Tsugikuni

You and Yoriichi have been together for a while now and recently his been on a mission for about two weeks

He sent you a letter yesterday that he would be back home for dinner, so you thought this was the perfect opportunity to make a big meal so he can go to bed with a full stomach

You have been preparing dinner for the entire day since there was a lot of food and you wanted it to be perfect so your sweet baby can have a relaxing night when he returns

Just as you finished setting everything up you heard the front door open, quickly you ran to greet Yoriichi so you can send him to take a bath so he can be all clean and relaxed for his meal

As you turned the corner you saw your handsome boy, you ran up to him wrapping your arms around his neck and you gave him a peck on the lips before hugging him

Your smile widened when you felt his tense body relax against you pulling your body closer to his as he wrapped his arms around your hips hugging you back

“Hello love! I missed you so much!” You exclaimed happy to have Yoriichi in your arms again and you knew he felt the same “I missed you as well” he spoke burying his face in your neck as he exhaled and breathed in your comforting scent

You pulled back and cupped his face in your hands and gave him a deep sweet kiss as he tried to pull you even closer towards himself, but soon enough you needed air, so you leaned back with Yoriichi following your lips you giggled then told him to go to the baths so you can finish with dinner

He complied and walked off so you went back to the dining room to check if everything was all ready and after you were satisfied with the work you sat down and waited for Yoriichi to arrive

Once he did he looked over all the food prepared then his eyes landed on you sitting down patiently for him “What’s all this?” He asked sitting down next to you “Is today a special occasion?” He asked and you noticed he seemed tense about maybe forgetting something important “I guess you returning home to me safe is special, but I made this all so you could have a nice big meal when you got home!” You exclaimed happily

Yoriichi then gave you one of his rare smiles that you knew can outshine the sun "You are too good to me" he spoke still staring at you in admiration "Nonsense you deserve everything you want!" You exclaimed pouting which earned you a laugh from the usually stoic demon slayer

“Thank you love I really appreciate this” he spoke “No problem” you said “Now let’s eat before all this food gets cold!” You exclaimed beginning to dig into your food

"Y/N..."

"Yeah?"

"I love you so much"

"I love you too!"

People that went to see Swordsmith Village Arc in cinemas are just mad their theatre didn’t give them a poster

The Hashira's Darling | Chapter Two | Various x GN Reader

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!WARNING!

This story contains: Abuse, Family Abuse, Rape (But not explicit), Alcohol Abuse and an Alcoholic Father!

If any of these trigger you please do not continue and take care of yourself!

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Part Three

The three of you had gotten into a routine, you would wake up first to make breakfast for the three of you then you would take care of your plants in your greenhouse then you would spend time with the Hashira whether it be you playing some instruments or playing a board game, reading together, giving them a message or just spending time together in general. The week was ending and you noticed both Hashira were feeling down about leaving so you came up with the idea of sending letters together, which is were you are now as your Kasugai Crows were getting to know each other as the Hashira were ready to leave 'I wanted to give you two something before you leave' you said right before the three of you left your cottage 'For you Kocho I have this pouch filled with myrrh it helps with anger so whenever you feel angry just smell this' you explained handing over the pouch it was purple that had a brown string tying it together 'Thank you (L/N)' she smiled and you knew it was a real smile as she took the gift putting it in her pocket 'For you Iguro I made this scarf so you and Kaburamaru can keep warm!' You exclaimed presenting the scarf, it had the same pattern as Iguro's haori 'These are lovely gifts (L/N)' Iguro smiled wrapping it around his neck as Kaburamaru snuggled into it, Winter was about to end so Spring was close by but you wanted to make sure the two were warm. The three of you were walking to were the Kakushi would bring the new Hashira as well as bring Kocho and Iguro back to the Demon Slayer Corps.

The two people you saw was a girl with pink hair and green tips which you thought looked very cute, the man next to her looked very intimidating with scars all over his body with a pissed off expression 'I might need some more myrrh' you commented making Iguro and Kocho snicker grabbing the two other Hashira's attention 'Iguro how have you been!' The girl called out running up to you three and you looked up to her, she looks very cute 'I've been good, (L/N) has been taking care of me and Kocho very well' Iguro said smiling down at you and you smiled back 'Kyaa! Your (L/N)! I've heard so much about you from Iguro! You look so cute!' She said having a small blush as her words made you extremely flustered 'Umm. T-Thank you. Your also really cute!' You stuttered out still recovering and the girl's face also became red while Iguro watched thinking the two of you were absolutely adorable, while the three of you were distracted Kocho was talking with the male 'Shinazugawa you better be nice to (L/N) alright?' Kocho warned with her scary smile even making the said Hashira tense up 'What's so special about them anyway?' Sanemi asked glaring at you he didn't want to admit that you were very cute like Kanroji exclaimed 'They're kind so you should be kind, I was told from Oyakata-sama that they do this because they want to' Shinobu smiled as you talked happily with Iguro and Kanroji while Sanemi just stared.

Soon Kocho and Iguro were off and you were leading Shinazugawa and Kanroji to your home 'Well here we are!' You exclaimed as the two took it in '(L/N) your home is so calming!' Kanroji gasped looking around 'Well I'm glad it feels that way' you said smiling up at her until you heard Shinazugawa 'tsk' 'Is something wrong Shinazugawa? Do you need something?' You asked looking up at the man 'Are we gonna stand outside all day or what?' He asked impatiently 'Right! Sorry' you apologized walking to the front door and unlocking it to let the two Hashira inside, like before you showed the two their rooms and yours, you were going to tell them about your hot springs until it started to rain and there wasn't a roof over the hot springs so instead the three of you were chilling in your comfort room 'So you live here by yourself (L/N)?' Kanroji asked looking at you worried sipping the tea you mode for the three of you 'Yes I do' you said 'Doesn't it get lonely by yourself out here?' She asked 'Well sometimes, it was hard to get used to since my family was so big but it's nice that I can hear my own thoughts here' you smiled thankful you escaped your family 'What is your family like they must be amazing!' Kanroji chirped not knowing your mood soured at the topic 'Well they're like other families I guess. I-I'm going to get some fresh air' you murmured getting up before the two could speak and left to the engawa.

You sat down near the edge of the engawa but far enough not to get yourself wet from the rain, slowly you moved your yukata to show your heavily scarred body as you traced the damaged muscle, hearing foot steps you quickly covered yourself 'It's just me' you heard Shinazugawa say as he sat near you but gave you your space 'Ah, Shinazugawa I didn't mean to leave in such a hurry. I'm acting like a very bad host' you spoke leaning in on yourself to seem small 'You know my dad wasn't the best' Shinazugawa began and you looked up at him curios 'He would beat me and my siblings and was very angry and would make my mum cry, but she was so strong she had a small and weak body but would always defend us and get herself beaten instead' Shinazugawa smiled while talking of his mother and he turned to face you, as you were full on bawling and Sanemi froze you looked just like his mother small and weak, even if he was being mean to you like his father you were still so kind.

'My own father was the same' you commented and removed some of your yukata to show Sanemi your families abuse 'My father would usually smash his alcohol bottles over me and my mother would burn me with her lighter my sisters and Aunt would lock me in the basement sometimes for a few weeks, and my Uncle would touch me...' you trailed off into sobs and Sanemi was frozen you have been hurt so much you are far too good for this world 'I wished that I could be strong like you' you said 'W-What?' Sanemi questioned 'My muscles were hurt too much and gotten damaged too many times that when I tried to fight as a Demon Slayer the pain was unbearable and I blacked out. So instead I offered to help Kagaya by giving his children a place to wind down and relax. I only get visitors once or twice a moth and they only stay for a week so I guess I am lonely like Kanroji said' you rambled as you tried to focus on your breathing 'Is it ok if I hug you?' Sanemi asked and you stared a bit telling he was nervous 'Please do' you whispered desperately and the Wind Hashira who was characterized as being aggressive and threatening, carefully lifted your body in his lap and held you while running his fingers through your hair.

Sanemi at first thought of you as weak and small like his mother but he was remembered that just like his mother you were strong, he tightened his grip on you even though you are strong he needs to protect you no matter what he couldn't protect his mother but he can protect you and he will protect you, usually he would push away the people he loves like Genya but with you he feels like he physically can't do that 'Thank you shinazugawa you are very kind' you thanked giving him a tired smile that the Hashira thought made you even more adorable and his face erupted in flames being reminded how adorable you are 'I-It's no problem' Sanemi muttered growing more embarrassed by the second 'If you want I can leave you seem uncomfortable' you commented looking up at him while he finally looked down at you 'No I'm fine it's just been a while since I've held someone!' Sanemi rushed out 'Would it be ok if we cuddled tonight?' You asked face completely red from your own question as you avoided eye contacted and Sanemi felt as if an arrow was shot through his heart 'S-Sure' Sanemi agreed enjoying the way your face lit up and carried you to your room and Sanemi set out a bigger futon for two, he let you lay down first and nervously got under the blanket and he laid down extremely stiff.

'Shinazugawa is it alright if I try something?' You asked and after the Hashira gave you the okay, you gently moved Sanemi's head to your chest and held his face so gently as you put your own head on top of his 'Your hair is very soft' you commented already falling asleep with Sanemi's body heat warming you up, and the Wind Hashira was shacking softly as to not to disturb you, he then wrapped his arms around your waist and buried himself deeper into your chest, you were warm oh so very warm he could hear your heart beating comfortably lulling the white haired man to sleep.

When Sanemi woke up you were thankfully still asleep as he looked up at your face admiring how calm you looked asleep, thinking of a great idea he got up and went to the kitchen to make you some breakfast, halfway through Kanroji had woken up and after hearing about what Sanemi was planning she was more than happy to help seeing as the Wind Hashira wasn't the best cook. You had woken up to an empty bed and assumed you had just dreamed up the events of last night as you tightened your yukata around you and went to the kitchen to make breakfast, but once you entered the kitchen you were shocked to see Kanroji and Shinazugawa finishing up making pancakes '(L/N)! You shouldn't be here, we were going to surprise you in bed!' Kanroji whined pointing at you accusingly and Sanemi looked a little disappointed you woke up early 'Well this is still a surprise, if you two wanted breakfast you could've woken me up' you spoke letting out a high pitched yawn as the Hashira couldn't believe how cute you are 'That wouldn't work since we wanted to make breakfast for you' Shinazugawa explained putting the finished pancakes on the small dining table ushering you to sit down and eat and you did so 'After our talk last night I've decided that you will be the one relaxing this week' Sanemi stated shocking you 'You don't have to do that Shinazu-' you started but was cut off 'I was also wondering if we could call each other by our first names?' Sanemi asked shyly.

'That's fine with me Sanemi' you said trying out the name on your tongue and Sanemi smiled warmly, while Kanroji was squealing internally at how you two would be so cute together for some reason she felt sad for a second she doesn't know why but then she realized she was falling for you, she was falling so fast and she's already losing you to Sanemi but she hasn't lost yet, with a determined look Kanroji picks you up while Sanemi was washing the dirty dishes and she takes you to the hot springs 'Um. Kanroji aren't I heavy?' You asked but it seemed the girl wasn't struggling at all 'Not at all (L/N) you don't weigh anything to me!' Kanroji exclaimed placing you back on the floor as you entered your hot springs 'You get yourself comfortable and I'll join you!' Kanroji declared walking back to the changing room, and you removed your yukata and folded it neatly near the edge and dipped yourself in the warm pool of water until your head was visible and soon Kanroji had joined you.

'(L/N)! Why are you hiding? You don't have to!' Kanroji shouted out with a pout you giggled at how childish she was acting "Sanemi didn't react too bad when I showed him my scars so maybe Kanroji will be the same!" You thought hopefully then finally revealed your heavily scarred body and Kanroji let out a shocked gasp '(Y/N)! Who could have done this to you?!' She asked gently placing her hands on your shoulders as to not irritate your skin 'My uh..... My family did this. That's why I left so suddenly when you brought them up' you explained with a wobbly smile not knowing that your words stung deep, she was the one that caused you to remember such pain, then she remembered a conversation she had with the Wind Hashira before you entered the kitchen.

'Hey Kanroji!' Sanemi called out to the girl while she was flipping a pancake 'Yes Shinazugawa?' '(L/N) didn't have the best of day yesterday so would you mind helping me make this week about (L/N) instead?' Sanemi asked in a smooth tone 'Really? Of course do you know why yesterday was a bad day?' Kanroji asked worried over you 'Yeah I'm pretty sure the topic of family for them is a bad one so maybe don't bring that up around them ok?' Sanemi asked and Kanroji remembered the day before when you suddenly left after she mentioned your family, of course at the time she was extremely worried that your mood suddenly worsened but she didn't want to pry or make you uncomfortable so instead she let Sanemi see you.

Kanroji was suddenly brought back to the present when you pinched her cheek and the girl engulfed you in a hug 'I'm so sorry if I brought up bad memories I just wanted to get to know you more! But like Shinazugawa said this week is all about you!' Kanroji apologized then got a towel and lifted you up then settled you down on a rock then began to softly rub the wet cloth on your body, while cleaning your body Kanroji would kiss some of your scars some were ticklish which you would try to suppress your giggles but Kanroji would just tickle you more until you were crying for laughing too much 'I just can't believe this could happen' Kanroji said hugging your back and placing her head on your shoulder, while you tried to calm down your laughing fit and a small blush on your face 'You can't believe what could happen?' You asked leaning your head on hers 'That someone could hurt someone as kind and beautiful as you' Kanroji muttered hugging you more tightly while burying her head in your shoulder, at her comment you tensed up then smiled.

You turned your body to face Kanroji and cupped her face 'I don't think it's unbelievable, many people hurt others whether they want to or not, whether they are beautiful ugly kind or mean they'll all get hurt someway or another, you just have to figure out if they meant it or not and decide if you forgive them. I haven't talk with any of my family members since I came to Japan and what they did to me I can never forget and I'm not sure if I'm ready to forgive.... but I'd be willing to try' you stated smiling warmly at Kanroji. Then the front door to the Hot Springs was slammed open and you and Kanroji looked to see Sanemi with a towel wrapped around his waist as he stared at you two 'Ah! Sanemi! Sorry did you want to use the spring?' You asked not noticing Sanemi's face become covered in a blush as he threw a towel at your face 'Cover yourself or stay in the spring!' he yelled and you smiled walking back to the hot springs submerging your body again as Kanroji joined you sitting close but far enough to give you space.

Soon Sanemi joined you two staying close while occasionally glaring at Kanroji 'So what were you two talking about?' Sanemi asked 'Not much really just life stuff' you spoke smiling up to the white haired man 'Didn't seem like it wasn't not much' Sanemi muttered looking directly at Kanroji while he said that 'Well I should probably get out now I was going to go out and collect some flowers in the forest!' you talked happily 'I can come with you!' Sanemi rushed looking up at you as you stood wrapping a towel around your body and grabbing your yukata.

'I'll be fine! The place I'm talking about is still in the Wisteria forest so no demons can get me! Plus I'll be home before sundown!' You exclaimed walking out of the hot to get changed. You grabbed a basket and some scissors to snip the flowers from the stem instead of just breaking them, walking through the wisteria forest was always relaxing in your opinion, you would hear the birds chirping and would sometimes see a deer if you were lucky enough, you sat down and began to pick some flowers for some teas or for decoration until you heard someone cough very heavily, looking up you saw a man bent over a cart on a road, quickly walking over to the man you offered him your water container you brought in case you got thirsty 'Are you ok?' You asked the man 'Yes I'm alright I've just got a bad cough is all' he said 'Let me help you!' You yelled not waiting for an answer as you gripped the carts handle 'Are you sure I don't live that far from here' the man protested worried 'I'm sure lead the way!' You declared and began to follow the man to his home, hopefully this won't take too long and you can get home before any demons show up.

So…

There’s these guys called “The Humanoid Typhoon” and “The Punisher”