Pun Walks Into A Room, Kills Ten People

just a little cutie patootie

The lighting is bad, ik

i just think it says a lot about the person. my favorite is a bear named theodore

Heroes of Olympus except when Leo gets to Calypso’s island he freaks out that this random lady has fallen for him and doesn’t want him to leave.

So Leo just panics and says he’s gay.

And once he starts talking it doesn’t stop. He makes up this very convincing story about his boyfriend that’s waiting for him back home.

“What’s his name?”

“Jason.”

Because yes he based the mystery guy of his dreams that he’s totally in love with on his best friend.

And somewhere along the lines realises oh shit I love Jason for real.

“Oh man I love him…”

“I would hope so?”

me: [doesn’t finish a wip] [blows a kiss into the sky] for m’tendere 🥰🥰🥰

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

posting this for no particular reason

A funky pair of socks with sharks on them

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

I know being visible is hard right now, and you’re no less valid for having to hide. Deep down, know that this is your day too. I love you x

boarding school is crazy cos wdym it takes 7 hours and way too much screaming to get home once every two weeks

Like wdym I haven’t lived a full year at home since I was like 10

it’s great but like also crazy

The Blights + Onion/Reductress headlines