I HATE PUSSY

Storyteller Series #23

For as long as you can remember, you've always dreamed of being a pretty girl. But you never really stopped to think about all the other things that come along with it.

Were you prepared to spend an hour each morning applying makeup? Walking around in uncomfortable high heels that will kill your feet? Face that fact that the overwhelming majority of women will lose interest in you as you become more feminine, while at the same time, increasingly becoming more attractive to men? You had so much to ponder?

All that changed one night after your friend Laura caught you trying to sneak one of her thongs. Caught, and unprepared with any valid excuse, you confessed your deepest secret of always having desired to be a woman. Instead of being mad about it, she became an ally and offered to help you become the woman that you knew you had to be.

She knew your life would be radically different as a woman. Gone would be the days of hanging with your bros, watching football, and bragging about the girls you've conquered in your day.

The hormones and girly outfits would gradually change all that. You're now far more emotional than ever before. And suddenly, you find yourself noticing...men. And when yourself and Laura are out shopping, the men certainly are noticing you as well! Soon enough, both of you found yourselves going on a double date with two guys that approached you earlier and got your numbers. If the date goes well, Laura and her new man will excuse themselves, so you and your date can head back to your place for perhaps some Netflix and chill?

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go-jeniffer-love

6 years ago

I WISH IT TOO