By Comicname

Food for Thought

Honestly, I really hate it when I tell people I'm making/eating food and they respond "did you make/save some for me?" Like no get your own damn food I can barely feed myself 98% of the time don't expect me to try and take care of you too.

Sometimes all you can do is lie in bed and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart (William C. Hannan)

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

Why I'm Broke

I spent wayyyyyy too much money on makeup today and I was both questioning my own judgement and completely content with my decision while I was leaving the store so I guess that’s a good thing…?

Apparently it's just going to be one of those "chuck it in the fuck it bucket and try again tomorrow" kind of days

pEOPle WHO CAN WRITE

PEOPLE whO CAN dRAW

PEoPLE WHo CAN wriTE AND DRaW

So i hear you like snakes. How do you feel about hognose snakes? Ever heard of them?

Yes, they are fun and adorable and silly

I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.