Miss My Man (hes Not Real)

when im reading a super cool fanfic and it ends up just being pure smut

"im bill and ted's husband 😜🤞" shut up DICKEL you never saw the movies 🙄🙄 plus ur name has cock in it /hj /aimed

I’m sick and sad again. I need John wick to take care of me and tell me it’s going to be okay. I know his hugs are elite.

AHH GUYS IM MAKING THE SHIRT!!

the paint like spread to the sides so it looks messy 😞 I've never done stuff like these, and the markers are shit 💥‼️

i made a variant of [link: two cakes] to illustrate a related principle

guys im gonna make some stickers, and when i get home imma put them on my guitar

giggles :3

yall i hvae been getting angry at this. this be ai tee cee eihtch has been following me everywhere. i go to my kitchen? boom. hes there. staring. watching. i cant sleep with him around

+ he makes me put him to bed every night 🙄🙄

photo evidence of the crime (low quality bcuz its a security camera obvi)

it shocks me seeing him like that 😞😞

(thie posr is slash jay)

me when i see anything slightly related to bill and ted or constantine: 😯😯😯😯😆😆😆😆😍😍😍😍😍🤞🤞🤞

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