Sometimes Fanfiction Culture Is Just Checking The Author's Ao3 Page To Make Sure They're Alive.

Let's play a fun little game.

I wanna know your worst/most recent/most memorable/funniest/whatever instance of:

"Will _________ still work even if I put _________ on it?"

Of course, you can edit the statement accordingly, but I'd love to hear what you people get up to.

For example:

"Would this bumper sticker still work even if I spilled lotion on it?"

(Yes, that is something that happened to me. No, I don't know the answer)

Your turn!

I dont tend to read WIPs for this reason, but when I do it's never surrender

I was scanning through AO3 and wondered about fic updates (with no pressure on the writers who haven't abandoned their babies lol) and what period of time (to a reader) means the fic is likely not returning from hiatus/the grave.

Huh, what's this gun doing here? Really irresponsible to leave it loaded like this-

"Property of Anton Chekhov"

Oh no

The categories are the same for men, but the numbers are adjusted to accommodate the taller heights of men./j

let's start a tag game :D

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@needyjirai @criminaldoenjangjjigae @coping-mechanichzms @maskedrealities @bl00dn0t3-x3 @ki-2-your-heart @techangel01 @the-real-loser-otaku-girl @toxetta @virtu-angeloverdose @jiraiangelkaori @f4ilure-idol @failure-girl-fuyu @yoursweetidol @yume-chiyo @stupid-jirai

+ anyone who wanna !

These tags 😆

I know Keefe is the obvious (and probably correct) answer, but my case for Biana is solely because I can't imagine lying in a pool of your own blood after being shredded by glass and thinking to myself "oh my gosh. this is how I die"

I dont think we as a fandom think about it that much, since Biana came back with a VENGENCE about it (showing her scars, standing tall, "I'm not gonna let them keep me down" etc). And that's amazing for her! "The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all" type shit. 10/10.

But she was, what, 14, 15? She was a little girl in an adult's war, all these kids are. She is strong and beautiful and brave but also so, so little and young and bright.

I know, I know all these kids are going through similar stuff. But I can't imagine just lying there, in pain and afraid as you hear your brother scream your name in search of you. And a little whisper in your head goes, "he's not gonna find me in time"

Kotlc poll✨✨✨

Oh yeah, I'm sure it's great. Yeah, I'm super interested. Unfortunately, I have a sneaking suspicion that it will absolutely devastate me, so.... I can't. Thanks though!

Hershel Layton, Desmond Sycamore, and (insert third character here)

Examples:

Randall Ascott

Clark Triton

You’re the city’s superhero. Your greatest enemy is the city’s supervillain. However, you’re secretly brothers. This isn’t tragic, though, because your whole destructive rivalry is just a massive prank on your older third brother - the mayor.

Wait, no, that was good. I'm using that.

obsessed with how don paolo talks

An update

And another thing