I Headcanon Them As Lesbians And In Love

You're in her dps (direct pigeons) while I'm her family's castle and she's showing me her ankles. We are not the same.

There’s not a single Lana Del Rey song I cannot associate to Hannibal

plot twist he thinks it’s funny and asked me to watch it again

I’m about to introduce my boyfriend to Supernatural after years of watching the show I cannot tell you how excited and worried I am

Hannibal be streaming Moderation by Florence and The Machine so hard

1991 was a great year in cinema for "Keanu reeves and his blond boyfriend"

this art absolutely sends me every time bc it’s gorgeous but like okay louis joseph I see you out here in your glittery bellbottom jumpsuit and heeled boots in fucking 17th century france

The Rose of Versailles movie was so bad I don’t know how I endured those two hours. The animation was fairly good but the plot and its pacing were horrendous.

Sure, I must admit it’s hard to summarize such a long story. However, the whole movie watered down every theme that made this manga so good, and overall it was boring as hell.

I knew it was doomed starting with the erasure of the beef Marie Antoinette had with Du Barry. But the movie failed in many other ways:

Oscar’s internal conflict about her gender identity is completely erased, and her attraction toward Fersen is so unnoticeable that if I hadn’t read the manga I probably wouldn’t have picked up on it. Andre’s problematic behavior is also removed to such an extent that I almost felt empathy toward him, which is not a good thing.

Most importantly, I hate how they reduced the sapphic side of the story. Oscar’s love for Marie Antoinette was so underdeveloped that I barely cared when they parted ways. Honestly, I understand why Rosalie was left out of this mess but she’s essential to Oscar’s development. I mean, she’s the one who triggers her empathy for the people and sets her on the path toward getting involved in the French Revolution, which here felt like it happened out of nowhere.

Ultimately, the treatment of the Revolution itself is so superficial it’s unbearable. What do you mean they didn’t even mention the Affair of the Diamond Necklace, the literal scandal that sparked the insurrection?

The saddest thing is that all the elements to make a good and entertaining movie were there, but instead, all those plot points were thrown into an overload of unnecessary musical montages…

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

That « mutant and proud » line from Mystique sounds a lot like a trans coming out ngl