Lloyd: I Think I’m Having A Mid-life Crisis

Sorry it’s a bit late!

After the toaster incident 2:

Jay: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

[translation: I’M SORRY]

Kai: What was that?

Jay: Remorse code

Kai: I’m even angrier now

“Ok so basically if you hurt my brother I’ll beat your fucking ass”

-Naomi Garmadon

After the toaster incident 1:

Kai: FSM give me patience

Jay: Don’t you mean ‘FSM give me strength’?

Kai: If the FSM gave me strength your ass would be dead already

Does anyone know where I can join an active discord server?

Like fr, I just joined two ninjago discord servers, but no one has talked on them since about June or even earlier. I just really want friends since I have around 4 friends irl :(

If anyone knows, can you please tell me?

This blog is pro choice and supports people’s right to have an abortion

If you think abortion should be made illegal, that it’s “murder”, that it’s a sin, that people should be forced to give birth as “consequences” for having sex, or any other anti choice/forced birth bullshit, then kindly fuck off.

Naomi: You guys ok? You’ve been sat there for an hour

Kai: You don’t wanna know-

Jay: What if we’ve bought milk from the same cow twice

Naomi:

Kai:

Jay:

Naomi: I regret asking

Lmao imagine if someone drew this

Father

It appears the birds have arrived.

We must run

-Jay Walker at 3am

Inspired by:

Hi! I don’t want to be a mood killer but this is the only platform I feel I can talk about this on and actually have people listen.

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-Gl1tch

IM FINALLY NOT LATE!!!

Lloyd: I slept for 12 hours but I might still be tired so let’s go for 12 more just in case.

Zane: Lloyd that’s a coma

Lloyd: Sounds festive

Heyy!!! Been a while since I done an incorrect quote considering this account is meant for incorrect quotes! Been a bit burnt out for the incorrect quotes but don’t worry! THEY HAVE RETURNED!!!

Without further ado, enjoy a bunch of incorrect quotes!

Also, BIRTHDAY SPECIAL!!

Jay: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Zane: [not looking up from his book] Myxine Circfrons

Jay:

Jay: [whispering] fsh

Cole: [watching the news] someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today

Jay: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick

Cole:

Jay:

Kai and Jay: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Zane and Wu: Does anyone in this godforsaken group think before they speak?!

Kai: I turned out perfectly fine!

Cole: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Kai: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Jay: What’s your biggest weakness?

Morro: I can be uncooperative

Jay: Okay, can you give us an example?

Morro:

Morro: no

Kai: So what’s for dinner

Cole: [staring at the food he burnt] regret

Cole: Your happiness? I need it

Kai: Your love? I want it

Jay: A room? Get one

Naomi: Hotel?

Lloyd: Trivago