I Still Get Excited When My Friends Refer To Me As Their Friend

I sometimes get little flakes of granite in mine 🥰

Adds a little crunch to my drink 😋

i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

phalloplasty is cool as fuck wdym they can create a dick from thin air. Well i mean they create it from skin and stuff but then there’s a dick where there previously wasn’t one. that fucking rules

We all making grandpa cry btw

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

Favorite adderall review

i fear i may have lost the plot

If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

What, that’s so sad :(

Idk if I've posted about it before, but I feel really bad for silk moths specifically. They don't exist in the wild because they've been bred for thousands of years to not fly. Poor things

If you're trans and live in the UK, you need to start the process of getting your NHS details updated yesterday.

The Sullivan report came out on the 19th March and it is at least as much of a disaster for us as the Cass Review and - like the Cass Review - it is already being used to justify an overreach it does not explicitly recommend.

Within 24 hours of its release, the Health Secretary, Wes Streeting (a plague be upon his house), has banned under 18s from changing the sex marker on their NHS records and said that an adult ban is forthcoming (archive link of a Telegraph article).

Changing your NHS record is easy(ish) and free but it isn't fast. It does not require a GRC, formal diagnosis, or surgery. If you want to do it at all, do it now.

Gender Construction Kit

Updating NHS records - Gender Construction Kit

Changing your name, title, or gender on your NHS records