Girlmadeofsoup - Little Tiny T Girly

Sun Tzu is so fucking funny to me because for his time he was legitimately a brilliant tactician but a bunch of his insight is shit like "if you think you might lose, avoid doing that", "being outnumbered is bad generally", and "consider lying."

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Thinking about the one time in 5th grade, I confidently told the class that PEMDAS stood for ‘Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag’ and got in trouble. I saw it online and thought that’s what it actually meant.

How to vent about the same problem multiple times without people wanting to beat you to death with hammers

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I’m so fucking sick of AI

found an old reddit AMA with brennan and discovered this gem

Soop…

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sometimes, as a tgirl dating another tgirl, your partner will randomly metamorphosize and transform into a corrupted version of herself; at which point you must spend the next hour engaged in a verbal boss fight attempting to assure her that you do in fact love her and that she deserves to have you as a partner. if you lose she kills herself