Im So Srs Humans Were Made For Art And Friend And Food And Beddy Bye. I Mean This

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Not to sound like an unrepentant filth addled slut but I kinda need someone to stroke my hair

they both discover the magic of friendship

YAY, you can be my second favourite too @the-bookshelf-queen

Am I your favoritist dyke

No, you can be my third favorite dyke

I sometimes get little flakes of granite in mine 🥰

Adds a little crunch to my drink 😋

i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

they should invent an existence where the sweetest, most thoughtful people you've ever met don't suffer an endless series of indignities and injuries at the hands of gormless, self-obsessed monsters

I’m really upset by this

please dont let this be the peak of my online reputation

How alive would you feel if you were encompassed in an endless sea of woman sauce?

I’d be the most alive I’ve ever been

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust