IM SO LONELY ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

cannot stop thinking about that tweet that's like "elliot page is a terrible actor, I hoped he might get better now that he's living his truth but unfortunately he still sucks." just a really funny sentiment overall. they can accept a dude transing his gender but draw the line at bad acting. trans inclusive radical haterism.

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

Never kill yourself.

Do you know what I need right now?

Cuddles and someone to stroke my hair

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

i am a hot bitch and every body wants me<- unable to complete simple tasks unassisted

I wanna sit under your desk and do silly stuff with my mouth to distract u while you work (i am chewing electrical cords)