Kissing You On The Forehead

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I only know that we need to get that Scary Interesting guy on this

i know everyone on this website means well, but if you ask me “which of these characters is sadder/wetter/doing worse in general”, and one of the opinions is harry dubois, you’re kidding yourself if you choose the other one. you’re kidding yourself for even suggesting it. he doesn’t know what the alphabet is. everyone he works with fucking hates him. he routinely threatens to kill himself while doing his job. he got broken up with SIX YEARS AGO and is still on like, day one of the grieving stage. he can die from sitting down in an uncomfortable chair. his clothes are soaked in piss and vomit all the time. as if all that wasn’t enough he’s also a cop like come on guys nobody is doing worse than him, we should just accept he’s an unattainable #1 and start polling for who is in second place

horrid little cat saved me from my devil's nap by putting her paw directly into my mouth

lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

if i ever come off a little weird and you wonder if theres something wrong with me there is theres actually so many things wrong with me but im doing such a good job being normal. so you should actually be proud of me you should smile and be like wow youre doing such a good job and then be on your merry way

story about a lake i did recently. text formatting is based on the CBC’s closed captioning style guide.

ladies, ladies, please- one at a time! i can only block you so fast

nothing makes me blush quite like a michael leonard painting

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.