LET ME COOK
DO U GUYS
OK LIKE HEAR ME OUT BUT
Crosshair definitely is STILL hiding something. The operatives make him MADLY uncomfortable- the sense of strange brotherhood between them scares him more than anything we’ve seen so far, maybe because, well, loyalty is a big deal to him, but also because one of them may actually be his brother.
He did not mention he was being put through operative✨ pre school ✨until Howzer pressed for answers, and he was forced to spill some beans. But I don’t think that’s all he’s keeping secret. Like, he wanted to keep the operative as FAR away from his brothers as possible(ie, drawing fire away, 1v1ing)- why? Could it just be he wants to deal with these clones on his own? Spare his brothers the fight? Protect them?
Or is it because he doesn’t want to traumatize them further with a brainwashed Tech? He doesn’t want their memory of their “dearly departed” brother to be marred by this…hollow, empty assassin before him. He can’t do that to them. But he *knows*, and it’s eating him alive.
There’s still so much he’s keeping from everyone, and not even Omega knows what he witnessed on Tantiss. He knows things, and he’s too afraid to admit them.
…..IDK THESE EPISODES KILLED ME MENTALLY THEY WERE SO GOOD BUT LEFT ME WITH SO MANY QUESTIONSSSSS AHHH
Plussss I wanna see more Hunter and wrecker content PLEASE my pookies need more screen time before I become a crosswhore AND Hunter girlie (one Star Wars man obsession is ENOUGH PLEASE).
ALSO THE THEORY THAT HUNTER DIES THIS SEASON IS KINDA STARTING TO FERMENT IN MY BRAIN BC WHY ELSE WOULD THEY ESTABLISH CROSSHAIR AS AN INCREASINGLY PARENTAL, DADDY MATERIAL GUY??? ESPECIALLY WITH HUNTER NOTICING OMEGA AND CROSS GROWING CLOSER I am ill do not let me think
I can see it now, Hunter sacrifices himself, but before he does, he tells Crosshair that “I know you’ll protect her. I trust you.” And then he fucking DIES, content with knowing Crosshair can be her newfound dad and protect her when he can no longer do so (I am in pain).
also when Hunter stood up for Crosshair >>>>> THATS MY MAN YALL HE WAS FR LIKE “ay man only I can shit on my brother man fuck off”
ALSO when Crosshair said “too bad” something changed in me (trying to resist crosswhore feelings)
There are two wolves inside of me (Hunter Wife (he’s the love of my LIFE) and Crosswhore) (actually three bc I’m also. A wrecker simp.)
Real footage of the entire fandom entering bad batch mode ™️
Shut up I need to go into Bad Batch mode.
OMG THIS WAS ONE OF THE MOST LOVELY THINGS TO SEE IN MY NOTIFS 😭😭😭🫶
Thank you so much for the recommendation spotlight!!! This means the world to me, it totally just made my week 🫶😭.
I jumped around excitedly just a tiny bit(a lot)
“The Night is Bleakest Beneath a Full Moon” by TrashSaberCat (known as @giganonyx here on Tumblr) is an amazing fic with an awesome werewolf Hunter! Not some fluffy doggo, like many werewolves in the multifandom tend to be, but a real feral beast (heed the warnings! Bad things happen!), albeit not by choice.
Though the plot is centered on Hunter becoming a werewolf, it is not totally Hunter-centered. I loved the solid perspectives of all the characters (Wrecker's being my favourite) having to deal with their brother gone feral and dangerous. Everybody suffers, everybody is conflicted and torn apart, some not only mentally 😱.
Not fantasy!AU, BTW, the werewolves are incorporated into the SW canon quite organically.
Can't wait for the update! 😉
An illustration by the author, @giganonyx
THE
“did you put this in here?”
“Nooooo….”
FOR WRECKER WAS SO FUNNY TO ME LMAO I LOVE THIS
Hunter and I are the same person fr
HC’s of Batchers going grocery shopping!
Crosshair
will follow you with the cart and only give input when asked.
doesn’t care which flavor of noodles you purchase, just as long you don’t spend 5 minutes deciding.
likes the spicier sauces and will grab it even if it isn’t on the list
makes sure toothpicks is scribbled on the list
will tease you about your height as he reaches items on the top of the shelf
after you get home and he has helped put away groceries, he needs to decompress by himself.
favorite ice cream: butter pecan
Echo
will help you plan the shopping list
likes lots of fresh produce
has ideas for new recipes: soups, roasts, and baked goods
will gladly compare products and chose the one with the better flavor and ingredients
would rather buy quality ingredients than just the bargain priced one
his treat: rich vanilla ice cream
Hunter
just wants to get the shopping trip over
completely sticks to the list
the moment a product is picked he is moving on to the next item
would rather buy the larger box of cereal rather than the single box to save money on bulk
doesn’t care about vegetables
likes the meats and will pick out the best cuts of steaks
really is indifferent to flavors of items- just wants to get the shopping done
favorite ice cream: rocky road
Omega
will help you make the grocery list
will add a few extra sweets and baked items
will talk non stop while you’re shopping
is eager to learn about pricing, ingredients, flavors
will go down the specialty aisle and want to try new foods and flavors
will skimp on veggies
will help unload the cart and bag the groceries
will smile and talk to the cashier
will want to get each of her brothers their own tub of ice cream. Every single time.
Favorite ice cream: changes each time you go! likes the chocolate with peanut butter, caramel, bubble gum flavored, fruit flavored, gelato, cookie dough, etc.. .
Tech
will help you plan the shopping list and take inventory of items at the house before you leave
does not want to buy duplicates of items
sticks to the list and has it separated by categories: dairy, grains, frozen, fresh, toiletries etc.
will lecture you about the quality of the ingredients in the bargain priced cereal and pick plain oats
will make sure vegetables are in the cart
his one indulgence: dried fruits- any kind and he likes a variety- dried plums, apricots, coconut chunks, dried mangoes, dried cherries, etc.
Wrecker
Ah, Wrecker. You need to feed him well before you leave or he will want to put twice as much in the cart. Or let him have a bag of mantell mix to munch on while you’re shopping.
Will push the cart and put in whatever you tell him
will try to sneak in extra sweets and if you ask him “did you put this in the cart?” “Nooooo….”
likes hearty meals, but not too spicy, for dinner and lunch
for breakfast likes his cereal and bananas or meliroons.
will beg you to put in extra choice meats
will get carried away at the sample tables
likes all food and really doesn’t care about flavor.
Doesn’t care for the bargain brand of foods- knows the higher priced foods taste better.
Favorite ice cream: Fathier Tracks: chocolate ice cream with fudge swirls, chocolate covered peanut butter cups and chocolate covered toffee bits
will want you to make some dinner as soon as you get home… 💕
Bonus: All the Batchers ( minus Omega) see it as a challenge to only use one shopping cart. Will stack and re stack the cart like Tetris to make sure it’s only one cart.
SAD?! WHAT DO THEY MEAN S A D?!?
IF A N Y OF MY BOYS DIE IM GOING DOWN WITH THEM WTF 😭
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD???,, EVERYBODY COME HERE NOW LOOK AT THIS IM
THIS is what I’m revisiting two years later, oh mama
The thing is I was SO sick then I designed this and now I’m SO sick again
Is it a curse? Did I sell my health to the devil to be able to create pretty things? Probably
I have *so* many asks I need to draw out for werewolf! Hunter and the batch, I’m so excited to start (it’s been 10 million years) ‼️‼️
kiss kiss fall in love
AHHHHH OMEGA MY BABY. She has a pony tail stoppp my child is all grown up I will cry. Ok but she ate the new hairstyle she is slaying.
ERGH SHE HAS BEEN THERE 150 DAYS. Sick and twisted. She contrasts SO heavily with the whole sterile, orderly environment, it’s literally heartbreaking to watch. Forced into this mindless routine, her hopeful attitude constantly being beaten down on?? HURTING. GET HER OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE.
GOD seeing Crosshair look so broken BROKE ME. His shaking hands??? They took away the ONE thing he still had- his superior sniping skills, his steady hand. They took that AWAY from him. FUCKED UP. THEY TORE HIM DOWN. I can’t I’m so sad.
DADDY’S HOMEEEJWJWISNWIANQOQOQB (Hunter was on screen for the first time this season) (He is SO FINE)(MY HUSBAND HAS RETURNED FROM HIS HIATUS IN A TRAUMATIZED STATE BUT NONETHELESS HAS RETURNED TO GRACE MY SCREEN AND BE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE)
I had a horrible sense of dread overtake my body when he said something like “our mission isn’t over yet”… like idk I felt so ILL. PAIN. WHY do I have the feeling my man isn’t going to make it SHUT UP.
ALSO HIM MAKING RECKLESS DECISIONS???? The kidnapping of his daughter and the death of his brother have done a NUMBER on this man.
WRECKER my cutie patootie!! Yk it’s bad when Wrecker starts to become a voice of reason (which, Hunter in his desperate mindset, promptly ignores 😭)
HAHBANQKNSJQQKO CROSSHAIR IS SO FUNNY DURING HIS ESCAPE WITH OMEGA- literal snark fest
Need Omega bullying a mouse droid on repeat.
Stop mouse droid bullying 😭
OOOO NALA SE’S WARNING TO OMEGA TO LEAVE?? I’m scared. And Omega ate it up tho. She said “say less lmao I’m gone ✌️”.
Did palpy not feel a disturbance into the force. Was bro so into the “project Necromancer deets” he couldn’t tell his vessel was peacing out. Common Palpy L.
RUN OMEGA TAKE YOUR SARCASTIC BROTHER WITH U
JUST A GIRL AND HER DOG AND HER GRUMPY BROTHER EHEHEHEHE
OUGAHHH OK OK IM BOUNCING AROUND EPISODES HERE BUT STAY WITH ME
WHEN CROSSHAIR SAID “forget the hound, Omega.”, it lowkey felt like he was talking about himself. He was telling her to forget him, he was a broken animal, with no point in nurturing back to health. She needs to give up on him if she wants to move forward. BUT SHE DIDNT BECAUSE MAMA DIDNT RAISE NO UNLOYAL LOSER. NO. OMEGA IS THE REALEST ONEEEEE.
EMERIE you confuse me. I hate u yet am intrigued by u. Looking forward to her character development ahhhh.
HUNTER MY POOKIE BEAR BACK TO HIM BC that man was doing FLIPS chopping off the eldritch horror vines. They snatched his brother and he said “hell naw hoe let go of my BRO” and just. Went to town. Me when Hunter exists 🎉🎉🎉🎉
OH OU OH IHHIWHAIANQO ALSO THE MYSTERY GUY IN THE GREEN TACTICAL ARMOR?? IS THE ONE DOING THE “TORTURE” OR WHATEVER TO CROSSHAIR AND THAT GROUP OF CLONES??? If that’s really tech I’m gonna scream. You’re telling me he’s torturing his own brother. Tech would never even THINK about doing shit like that the man just wants to read nerdy newspapers. Desecration of the nerd lifestyle. OK I REALLY HOPE ITS HIM. LIKE I REALLY DO. OOO PLEASE I WILL CRY. WHY ELSE WOULD THEY SHOW THIS MYSTERY CLONE. NO NEED. IT HAS TO BE BROWN EYES (delusion).
OK I AM SO TIRED MY HEAD HURTS MY LIFE IS CHANGING Jesse we need to cook (I need to make tbb art) BUT I AM GOING TO BED FIRST
y’all already know 😔 ✋
I know it's way past Halloween, but this is... yeah okay this is definitely for self-indulgent fanfic reasons :') I wanna write a Monster Hunter Bad Batch AU where one of them gets bitten by a werewolf, but I'm not sure which one of them I want to turn? Which one would you rather see as a werewolf?
Reblog for Very Scientific Data Reasons
Yeah, I’m the one who draws and writes werewolf Hunter stuff 💃if you repost my art, please give credit!My ao3: TrashSaberCat
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