Jude Duarte Canonically Watching Yuri On Ice At The End Of The Wicked King Is Something People Don’t

Trying to spread the good word to my middle aged doordasher

Nobody ever puts nice little pretty bracelets with charms or any cute stickers on their penis there’s so much potential if you have a penis and I feel like it’s being wasted

Honestly one of the main reasons to assume Luigi Mangione was framed by the NYPD is that the UHC shooter not only had no reason to carry around a manifesto, he had no reason to even write a manifesto. He said his piece loud and clear with the bullet casings and the monopoly money. Everyone understood it and the shooter knew that would be the case.

ah! didnt see u there! u caught me indulging in one of my most fascinating interests as of late. its called a "dictionary". *turns page and softly chuckles* oh, this is clever...

make bad art or you will always feel bad about your art. Make bad art until you find joy in the crooked lines and the off colours. Make bad art because art is about expression and artwork is never ugly because it was made by someone who has lived a life no one else will ever live. Make bad art and find love through ugly. Make bad art so you make art at all. Make bad art.

Cream of mushroom soup

My roommate keeps buying jams that suggest our household is gay.

And now, we pray

hey comrade. i saw you making fun of that 60-year-old Trump supporter crying online because she's losing her house. that was so based, bro. it's so refreshing to meet someone who gets it. usually i only encounter fake ass socialists online who spend all day blabbing bout "material conditions" or whatever, but i've been listening to you celebrate and dance to the sound of people's suffering and i've come to the conclusion that all of those commies were dead wrong about you being just as much of a heartless piece of shit as the average conservative. haha by the way did you see that painting of Trump and Elon having sex? they sure are gay, huh? the resistance is really alive and well, isn't it? we're really going to be okay :)

Fio has the devil inside her, but also just a silly little guy. A jester. A goofball.