GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME
Emma was on break, waiting outside tapping away on her phone for her friends to pick her up, to do the usual. Shop lift, graffiti, drinking behind the mall. Until Pigsy called out that she had to take care of Mk. The five year old who barely spoke a word and never left Emma alone, just an anointing little guy. When Mk walked outside to sit with her he asked “Are your friends coming?” Which Emma got an idea
she stood up and patted Mk on the head while saying in a talk down tone “yeah bro your not coming” which made Mk confused “look buddy, you’re cute. But these guys hang out with people who can keep up!” She pointed at him with no regard for his sad expression “and you can NOT keep up. Ya’ know?” She shooed him back inside telling Mk that his legs are too small and he’s just a little guy.
But the second her friends arrived Mk fallowed them in secret, he wanted to prove he could keep up! Emma was just giving him a challenge that it! Once he stopped fallowed them to in behind a music shop, he watched them from behind some old boxes. They were laughing and smiling, it looked so fun. Suddenly as he leans into the box to hear the group better but he fell on the box and it flatted. Making Emma freak out. How is she going to explain to her friends that she had invited her technically BABY BROTHER to a shop lifting spree!?
Part 1 done part 2 here
please help my poor friend Sypher he misses his wife (Elliott)
I really need stardew valley mod help. I am at my wits end, so I have the newest version of smapi that being 4.1.10 which means I should be fine NOPE when I open the modding api it says smapi 4.0.8 and I DONT KNOW WHAT THE ISSUE IS. Haha please help
Emma was mad, this kid just showed up to the noodle shop one day covered in dirt and mud and yet her boss (and current foster parent) keeps him around!? Even when he was quiet enough he would always be there! And now he was gonna snitch on her!
wait, he was really quiet. She had no idea a five year old was fallowing her! Maybe he wasn’t as bad as she thought, maybe he could help with her shoplifting spree. She was honestly impressed by Mk’s persistence.
As Mk worried he would also be told on for fallowing Emma when she said no Emma talked to her friends about keeping him around. They agreed and Emma talked to him. She got to his level and started telling Mk that he could still hang out with them. Only if he successfully steals something. And lil ol’ Mk being the people pleaser he was (and still is) was more than happy to prove himself to Emma!
part 2 is done! Part 3 here
GUYS I CANT GO ON LIKE THIS ANYMORE!
I have been told that I have the combined comedy and emotion as Arin Hanson, Markiplier, Bo Burnham and the Russian badger!
SOME ONE MAKE IT STOP I CAN ALWAYS BE THIS FUNNY
now that i have your attention, i will now go in depth about this idea of mine since this is what tumblr is made for
Since all the monkeys were born from a stone I don’t think they had genitalia, of course they could pee and everything but there’s only a hole. The only way to change that is to shape shift their lower parts to anything they associate their gender with. Also they might be specific monkeys but they don’t even have any way to show that they’re male or female, I mean monkey king and macaque have eye lashes.
So when Mk was found Pigsy couldn’t tell what gender he was, so he assumed Mk was a little boy. He had short hair and masculine features but it was still hard to tell because he was a little kid, most little kids are hard to tell what gender they are unless their parents told you. They all look unisex until like 6 or 7. And Hc Mk was 5 when Pigsy found him.
So after eventually taking him to a doctor, to everyone’s surprise Mk had mostly feminine hormones and features from the tests showed by doctors. So from then on Mk was perceived as a girl for the majority of his younger years of his childhood. It wasn’t until he was 10 he confronted tang and Pigsy, saying he wasn’t happy after being called a girl since his first medical visit.
After a long conversation everyone agreed that Mk should be who he wants to be, so he started going by Mk until his legal name was changed. Eventually the nickname stuck even after his real name officially changed. Once in his teen years he started talking testosterone after saving up since the first conversation about his gender with his family. He couldn’t afford gender reassignment surgery which he didn’t want because it sounded terrifying.
I thought about his dead name as well, before being officially adopted he didn’t have a name, they just called him kid. But after his first doctors visit they gave him the name Qi Xiaowen (齐晓文), meaning little morning cloud. Which gave him inspiration for his current name Qi xiaotian, (齐小天) meaning together little sky. Also since his name is similar to monkey king’s mandarin name he also picked it from him using some of the characters to be like his idol.
and thus that is my overdramatic statement on my “Mk is intersex and Trans” head canon. Could even be a theory. If you liked it I plan on posting here a lot so you will see more of me
Aaaaand here it is, the next installment of our Merman Valley series...
They went scavenging for human trinkets lost on the surface. Jas found a human-polished shell and Shane got a little chicken pendant! it was a good day :>
Here's our previous winners, who were decided by poll. Keep an eye out for future polls to decide who is next to get merm'ed!
(...I love them so much)
Og writer is @amazingdeadfish and to the fish herself I LOVE YOUR ART and it really opened my eyes to to shadow puppet
I might make more voice actor work on here if I gets popular
Yes I did give Mk an older sister and I love making art about her because she’s so Cvnty and fun. She might be depressed as well