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Is he cringing or crying out of happiness

— Harry’s reaction to winning the Grammy Award for Best Pop Vocal Album with Harry’s House

“I’m not a violent dog, I don’t know why I bite” fits Ares a lot in my opinion.

he can be your pretty boy or boyfailer with masking anxiety and depression

I respect people who draw Kai as a pretty boy but lets be real

If the dude was real he would probably look like he hasn’t sleep in 3 days, constantly hunched over (his ass did NOT have a straight back while doing blacksmithing) wearing a hoodie he’s worn for a week straight and wearing dirty sweatpants to top it all off

Willabeth and Sparrington + parallels

I love how the beginning of the movie gives us Will meeting Lizzie and Jack meeting James, their "forbidden fruits". A pirate and a blacksmith (who is also a pirate) meeting people from elite (who will also become pirates) and changing their (well, all four's) lives.

And these are ships that not only met in the same way in their childhood (book) but also got a similar scene now (movie). Look at them. They're doing the same. They can't stop looking at each other, they're flirting, they're having The Moment (it kills me how ready for that is Lizzie and how ready is Jack but Will and especially James are repressed - Will "I can't, I'm just a poor blacksmith and she's a governor's daughter, I'm doomed, I'm very doomed" Turner and James "I'm in the Navy and he's a pirate, he's a man and my society expects me to have a wife, why do I even... why he is SO... what happened" Norrington).

Them 😭♥️ They invented romance.

Good Brain: Actually, I have really fun ideas that people seem to really like, and I definitely have enough talent to show them off in the way I want! :D

Bad Brain: Yeah but consider, instead of doing that--You just scroll and watch stuff for hours to drown out the background noise of Worse Brain

Worse Brain: O̶̼̿n̸̮͌ĝ̷̳ọ̶̅ḯ̶̤n̵̛͙g̵̗̐ ̸̩̒Ạ̸̀n̵̤̑ẍ̶͇́i̶͖̎e̶̺̅t̴͖̽ÿ̶͓́ ̵̱̈́O̷̗͆ṿ̶̃ẻ̵̺r̴̛͍ ̵̻̽F̴̣̒a̶̅͜m̸͖̆i̶̼͛l̴̰̾ẙ̵̧ ̶̦͑T̶̹̆ẖ̶̔ë̷̡́ ̸̻̐Ṡ̷͎t̷̙̿a̶̩̚t̴̞̍e̸̺͛ ̴̯͂O̷̲͝f̵̘̔ ̶̮̀T̵̳͆h̷͇̃e̶̲͊ ̵͓̿W̸̳͠o̵̰̍r̵̢̿l̴͕̑d̷̳̏ ̸̤̏A̷̝͛n̶͎͠d̶̘̄ ̴̟͐T̶͖̊ḧ̸̪́e̸̩̋ ̶͖̑I̸̗̒n̷͔̿e̸͇̍ś̸͖c̶͎̽a̵̦͌p̸̦̿ä̸͇b̶̝͠l̷̫̈e̷̥͛ ̶̲̇G̶̯͠r̶̰̊ï̶̗p̷̙̅ ̶̨͌O̸̾͜f̶̲̃ ̵͎̌M̵͍̿ȍ̷̟r̷̨̓t̸̡͋a̴̤͠l̷̞̿i̸͖͑t̸̜͂y̸̳͌ ̶̣̄

Annoyingly Responsible Brain: Also, you need to focus on getting a job

Future someone: die

Immortal: lol

You receive a draft letter in the mail, but the date on the letter is listed as 2253. Turns out in the future they draft people from the past who’s existence has absolutely no effect on the timeline.