Preserving This Video At All Costs To Teach Future Generations What Twitter Was Like

are you gay

I want a lawyer

Strange Bird

“But their relationship is so fucked up why do you like it?” Brother if you even glanced at the shit I’ve romanticized you’d clutch your pearls so hard your fist would go through your chest

Out of Touch

do *you* think with your dick?

I think with my packer

hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha