This Is My Understanding Of What's Happening

I really hope this to happen

actually the potential of a good percy-ares dynamic is so immense because percy literally says “i wanna kill this guy 🤬” and ares looks at percy, all fond and impressed, “i knew i would like you 😌” like percy can be such a chaotic, angry little hellion when properly motivated and with his every monster kill stacking up i just imagine ares looking at poseidon, pointing at percy’s kill count displayed on some olympian tv screen, going, “can’t believe your spawn of all people is my favourite cousin 🙄”

Persephone's Abduction

"Persephone went willingly! Just check the oldest myth." - one too many a person on tiktok this morning.

Alright, I will. I'll use the Homeric Hymn to Demeter (7th century BCE) for you.

"[..] but broad-pathed Earth gaped wide

On the Nysion plain where the lord, the Receiver of many, rushed forth

With his deathless horses, Kronos' son who has many a name.

He seized her against her will, and aboard his golden car

Carried her off, lamenting; she uttered a piercing scream"

(line 16-20)

"When the maiden shrieked in appeal to her father"

(line 27)

"While the goddess [Persephone] viewed earth and starry sky, and the strong-flowing sea

Teeming with fish, and the rays of the Sun, she still hoped to behold

Her dear mother again, and the tribes of gods eternal in race;

So long did hope soothe her mighty mind despite her grief."

(line 33-36)

"Sun, [Helios], as a god for a goddess [Demeter] show your regard for me,

If ever by word or deed your heart and spirit I pleased.

The daughter whom I bore, my sweet offshoot of glorious form,

I heard through the murmuring air giving vent to an anguished cry

As though overpowered by force, yet caught no glimpse with my eyes.

[...]

Who took her without my consent against her will by force

And vanished -"

(line 64-72)

"And the lord in his [Hades'] halls he [Hermes] discovered seated upon a couch,

And he had his revered spouse by him, though much against her will,

Since she longed for Demeter, her mother -"

(line 43-45)

"She [Persephone] quickly leaped up in delight, but secretly, glancing round,

He [Hades] gave her to eat a pomegranate's honey-sweet seed, so that there

By revered Demeter the dark-robed she would not for ever stay."

(line 73-75)

"I [Persephone] at once leaped up in delight, but Hades secretly put

A food as sweet as honey, a pomegranate's seed, in my hand

And using violence forced me to taste it against my will"

(line 412-412)

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I KNOW this is just delusional blabber but how good would it have been if after Whole Cake Island Sanji started to flubber & swish around Luffy the way he does with the ladies?!

It would've been SO CUTE AGH!

"Luffy-kyun! You have taken a shower, good job💕"

"Ah~ Luffy-chwan looking cute and dashing this morning as well! No stealing food though~"

And when Luffy is on the battlefield you always have a split second of Sanji in the background twirling his heart out before going about his business o(⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)o

Ahahaha

Ok… I ship it

Someone has very specific...tastes🧐

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I just love Seraph so fricking much

Seraph: Look, I think it’s only fair to warn you that I’m practiced in the ancient art of… origami!

Isadora: Paper folding?

Seraph: Oh, I was hoping you wouldn’t know what that was.

If you see twitter refugees trying to stir up dumb drama like they would on twitter don't interact with their post

They're from twitter where people yelling at you to stfu means they're doing something right because their post is getting engagement, because people are giving them a reaction

If you don't want the same nothing-burger discourse posts here then all you need to do is ignore them, once they realise they don't get notes from it they'll stop posting about it

Headcanon that Bruce’s kids have all pulled the ‘you're not my father card’ at some point or the other and by the time steph rolled around he didn't even take it seriously

Of course, the first time dick said it, bruce cried himself to sleep. But by the eighteenth time, he was numb to it. “Dickie just eat your peas.” 

The first time jason did it Bruce pulled him aside and said “i know Im not, but that doesn't mean i don't care for you jason.” by the twenty fifth time he just held up the adoption papers

The first time Tim said it Bruce laughed. “Tim, you literally forced me to adopt you. Yes I am your father.” Tim didn't bother to say it from then on, maybe muttering ‘you're not my dad!’ under his breath at the computer, just for bruce to whisper ominously ‘yes i am.’ 

When Steph said it, full of anger and hate and sadness and fear, bruce just followed her and said “you're right. Im not your father. And i will never be your father. But, if you'll let me, id like to be better.” After that any time steph said ‘ur not my father’ bruce would just respond with ‘never will be’

Cass said “your are my father” and left no room for argument

Babs said “ur not my dad or my father or even close to being any of it, but you are my mom.” bruce just had to accept that

When damian said it bruce just stood there for a solid fifteen minutes rebooting. Dick and jason fell out of their chairs laughing. 

Duke specifically went “ur my dad! My dad! Boogie woogie woogie!’ and bruce was just like ‘bet aight.”

Wait. Wait a fucking second. Looks at Trustedpartner

Is THAT why I love Sanlu so much?? HELLO????

Heres the Eggs Crew! (Not complete)

Some things about the AU

● Ramon has a fake mustache that he use when need to feel confident

● 'Egg' was Richas nickname

● Yes, the ship is a capybara

● Chayene sword was gived by Philza

● Leonarda is half fishman