Oh My God The Dsmp Fandom Is Like?? Going To War?? What Is Dream Yapping About Man I Left This Fandom

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If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

My mutuals are so cool and I can guarantee I’ll probably never talk to them bc i’m too scared to :3

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Looking at my old art style and fighting the urge to delete it all like I gotta have proof that progress was made 😭😭

I wish to learn guitar but my nails are getting in the way noooooooo

Sobbing

The urge to bite them again just so I can PLAY THIS STUPID GUITAR-

Anyways

It’s an old electric one (by old, I mean my dad got it for Christmas when he was a kid, so quite old 😭) and all the strings are threatening to poke my eye out at the top but it’s a pretty colourrrr :3

ANYWAY BRIAN MAY’S GUITAR?? NEED?? HELLO??

In my queen era guys 😍

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

RAHHHH I LOVE EPIC THE MUSICAL-

I stayed up till like midnight watching it (the animatic version :3) and got like four and a half hours slepp 🗣️😍

I did not mean to click those woopsies

Also this was all yesterday, not today :P

Milkshake…

The main character by will wood but it was written by those parents who try giving their children unique names:

I’m the gap between a trajedeigh and koamadeigh

This was a lot funnier in my head

If the words “I am steve” don’t stop repeating in my head in jack blacks voice I might actually just explode.