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Hey so like how do I get rid of the dizziness, overheating and dehydration without moving from my comfy spot in my bed?? Please??

Anyways how are we all guys

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

Made pinapple upside down cake today and oh my gosh I actually love it

It’s so tasty and the cake was rlly fluffy 😍

HEY WAIT A SEC IS UR PFP LOVERS ROCK TV GIRL WHAT THATS so cool

AGSJHAJAJHA IT ISSS TYYYYY!!!!

OUCH.

In conjunction with today's EAPS video, I offer a present to the fans here. Art done by @ayyy-imma-ninja

HAPPY FIRST EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY

Fellas is it normal to cry because you thought you were doing something today but it turns out everything is wrong and you’re actually doing a completely different thing nobody told you about

He’s so me fr

GUYS I HAVE GOOD NEWS YIPPEE OKAY SO

I WAS BUYING RECORDS TODAY AND I FOUND “A night at the opera” BY QUEEN FOR £7!!!!!

NORMALLY STUFF LIKE THIS IS RLLY EXPENSIVE BUT THE COVER HAD SOME WATER DAMAGE SO IT WAS CHEAPPPP

Staying up late was worth it because GUESS WHO JUST GOT EVERY ANCIENT COOKIE ANAKHSKAJA

In order of when I got them: pure vanilla, dark cacao, golden cheese (awakened first 😭), hollyberry, white lilly :3